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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!  (Read 34420 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #150 on: January 21, 2016, 03:57:33 pm »

Hit Lance Corporal Mooning again.

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« Reply #151 on: January 21, 2016, 04:03:35 pm »

Eh, ignore William, attack Getting the Sorted.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #152 on: January 21, 2016, 05:03:09 pm »

Attack Astrah again.
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« Reply #153 on: January 21, 2016, 09:20:16 pm »

Eat weed & finish the deed.
Baruth the Beard must be undid.
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« Reply #154 on: January 21, 2016, 10:02:55 pm »

Attempt to kill Baruth or a random foe.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #155 on: January 21, 2016, 11:37:50 pm »

Berserk Fierce Tactic
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #156 on: January 22, 2016, 02:03:18 am »

Try to destroy someone's armor. Again.
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« Reply #157 on: January 22, 2016, 12:40:17 pm »

Berserk Tactic
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Getting the Sorted is defending, covering Astrah from one attack.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #158 on: January 23, 2016, 05:24:49 pm »

Being the stubborn man he was, Baruth believed in Objectives, and a self-made man was little without a goal to pursue.


Strike at Astrah! [If target is dead or otherwise, retarget to Fron Fronadad]
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« Reply #159 on: January 25, 2016, 01:26:57 am »

Bob may be done with me, but I'm not done with him. FORWARD!!!!
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« Reply #160 on: January 28, 2016, 03:06:18 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #161 on: January 28, 2016, 03:47:19 pm »

The Old General issued a simple order: CHAAAAAAAARGE!

Without fear for consequences, his compatriots rushed forth and in the very first moment of the charge Vurt-e jumped up and struck his spear into the body of William. The blow wasn't particularily deep but it pierced both the hard metal and the soft lard beneath, rending some organs and giving the blood the opportunity to flow outwards!

In the meanwhile, Lance Corporal Mooning, with fire burning in his eyes, managed to catch Astrah unprepared. With one blow of the sharp sword to the neck of the scaled man, Lance Corporal Mooning forcibly separated Astrah's body from his soul, earning a kill on his name.

Bob the Brute decided not to be a slouch either and set his eyes upon so-far-untouchable Getting the Sorted. And it have showed that even the magical cape of Sorted's ancestors couldn't stop Getting from feeling the brutal fury that was Bob the Brute and his axe, which struck him in the leg, causing a bone to be mangled and a couple of veins to be torn open, turning the olive linen of Sorted's pants deep crimson!

Unfortunately the reckless charge had a little side effect and that was leaving the attackers open to easy strikes. And one such easy strike was more than enough for Ulric to finish off the heavily armored Baruth the Beard - the large morningstar crushed the bearded one's head, leaving the skull a crater oozing chunky gore.

William saw his companion slay Baruth and took this is a good example. Lo and behold, William struck at Bob the Brute. The small blade of William's sword wasn't much of a threat but it managed to pierce the thick chainmail and deal a wound to the frenized Bob. Few more of these and he will undoubtedly fall dead as well.

And that was the moment in which the initial frenzy and advantage of the charge turned sour for the mercenaries fighting for Moon-Lovers, because O.Wilde targeted Lance Corporal Mooning. The duel, where Corporal had to go on defensive, didn't last long before O.Wilde struck his battleaxe into Corporal's body, almost cleaving his body in half at the intestines' height. With a scream of agony Lance Corporal Mooning fell, a gaping hole in his abdomen, a nice display of intestines and gore for all to see!


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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #162 on: January 28, 2016, 04:18:19 pm »

Shoot the weakest one in the head.
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« Reply #163 on: January 28, 2016, 04:20:55 pm »

Shoot the weakest one in the head.
I'll end you first.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #164 on: January 28, 2016, 04:51:04 pm »

Not Fair! Hit William!
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