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[Harry Baldman]

Give Vurt-e a proper welcome to the battlefield in the form of a meeting with my axe.

[GiglameshDespair]

Just stab Ham already, damnit

[Salsacookies]

Name: Bob the Brute, Brother of Bert the Brainless
Side: B
Skill: AxeMaster
HP: You start with random of 5 to 8 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!
Extra: Wine

[Detros]

Interestingly, in fight of two teams apparently both can be in disadvantage

Two ideas, Haspen: Can you maybe add big score numbers in the OP so one later doesn't have to count corpses in graveyard? Also, links to posts with turns may later help.

II
Name: Getting the Sorted
Side: A
Skill: Noble Heir (random heirloom)
HP: random 5-8
Weapon: random weapon
Armor: random armor
Shield: random shield (unless weapon is 2h or ranged)
Extra: Helmet

III, for future:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Quite the Sorted
Side: A
Skill: Noble Heir (random heirloom)
HP: random 5-8
Weapon: random weapon
Armor: random armor
Shield: random shield (unless weapon is 2h or ranged)
Extra: Helmet

_{hoping to try some of those non weapon heirlooms}

I will post turn when I see what equipment I get.

[Xanmyral]

Tallow Knight keeps trying to bash Brother Ham in a fit of drunken revelry!

[Hawk132]

Slay the enemy commander.

[StrawBarrel]

Brother Ham tries to shoot Tallow Knight.

[Haspen]

Interestingly, in fight of two teams apparently both can be in disadvantage

Two ideas, Haspen: Can you maybe add big score numbers in the OP so one later doesn't have to count corpses in graveyard? Also, links to posts with turns may later help.

Disadvantages merely note if a team isn't at full (5) capacity.

The IC introduction on second page keeps the score updated after each turn. Go there to see.

[Gamerboy4life]

The Aging commander notices that his side is on the ropes and shamefully starts a COWARDLY tactic.

[H4zardZ1]

Stab someone in the mouth, saying the spear is a pear.

[Haspen]

Now that his side was having trouble, Old General Henderson tossed will to fight to the wind and ordered an organized running away contest from the enemy!

It turned out weirdly when Alphanti attacked Brother Ham; the latter seemingly began running away in wrong direction and thus intercepted his assailant, striking at him with his tiny dagger. Alphanti had no choice than protect himself from this sudden retreat-onslaught maneuver.

In the meanwhile Lucius attempted to get rid of Old General Henderson. But the fastly running armored old man, and his shield, were rather hard to hit, and Lucius didn't score a single wound on Henderson.

Taskmaster Mu decided to welcome the newest mercenary of the Moonlovers with his axe. And it was a splendorous welcome, the axe finding its target and striking Vurt-e in the leg, causing some damage; the wound also started to bleed.

Tallow Knight had too much drinks because he wasn't able to hit Brother Ham. On other hand, when Brother Ham tried to shoot Tallow Knight, the crossbowman quickly found out that running&shooting is extremely difficult to pull off. In the end, he launched his bolt, which grazed against Tallow Knight's large shield and bounced off sideways into the grass, never to be seen again.

Vurt-e, during all this retreating mayhem, somehow ended up side-to-side with Lucius. A furious exchange of frantic surprise blows followed, won by Vurt-e himself; his spear struck Lucius in the left leg's artery, causing major bleeding... which in the end caused Lucius' fall and death.

Lance Corporal Mooning and Bob the Brute reinforce Team B, while Getting the Sorted appears to help Team A!
Team A is no longer fighting Offensively!
Team B is still fighting like Cowards!
Team A remains at a slight disadvantage.

Spoiler: ACTIONS&ROLLS (click to show/hide)

TACTICS:

The Aging commander notices that his side is on the ropes and shamefully starts a COWARDLY tactic.

Team B is now fighting like Cowards!

NORMAL:

Just stab Ham already, damnit

Roll for Alphanti: 2, +2 = 4
Roll for Brother Ham: 5, -1 = 4

Nothing happens.

Slay the enemy commander.

Roll for Lucius: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for Old General Henderson: 3, +2, -1, +2 = 6

Nothing happens.

Give Vurt-e a proper welcome to the battlefield in the form of a meeting with my axe.

Roll for Taskmaster Mu: 6, +1 = 7, success!
Roll for Vurt-e: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for damage: 4-1 = 3dmg

Vurt-e now has 4/7HP left!
Vurt-e is losing blood!

Tallow Knight keeps trying to bash Brother Ham in a fit of drunken revelry!

Roll for Tallow Knight: 6, +1 = 7, success!
Roll for Brother Ham: 2, +2, +1 = 5
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg!

Nothing happens.

Brother Ham tries to shoot Tallow Knight.

Roll for Brother Ham: 5, +1, -1 = 5
Roll for Tallow Knight: 3, +2 = 5

Nothing happens.

Stab someone in the mouth, saying the spear is a pear.

Roll for random enemy: 2, Lucius
Roll for Vurt-e: 4, -1 = 3, success!
Roll for Lucius: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 4+1-1! = 4dmg

Lucius has 1/8HP left!
Lucius is now bleeding!

BLEEDING:
Lucius: Tails
Lucius loses 1HP and dies of bloodloss!
Vurt-e: Heads
Vurt-e is no longer bleeding!

[Harry Baldman]

"IT IS WORKING," says Taskmaster Mu. "KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!"

Offensive Tactic!

[GiglameshDespair]

Haaaaam

[Salsacookies]

A Swig of Wine for Me!

[Hawk132]

Name: Ulric
Side: A
Skill: Two-handed Mastery
HP: ??
Weapon: ??
Armor: ??
Shield: Useless
Extra: Helmet