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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!  (Read 34784 times)

Haspen

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #210 on: February 11, 2016, 07:59:26 am »

In a thirst for honor and glory, Bob the Brute decided to end William's persistent clinging to life, and swung at him. But William was a strudy man and not only he seized the initiative, he counterstruck Bob in the face, cutting open his throat and watching as the axeman fell to the ground gushing blood all over.

Fron Fronadad, despite his bleeding, decided to attack and for his target he has choosen Broseph Baker. The latter simply shrugged Fron's attack, till the moment when Broseph managed to escape and find his own target - that being Inaluct I! The sharp axe looked unpleasant and quite unpleasant was when it struck Inaluct I in the shoulder, the heavy blade cutting deep through flesh and bone alike.

And then came the end for William. Cap Ten, a sharpshooter on his own right, scored another kill with his deadly bow and arrows, striking William right in his windpipe, condemning him to slow death of choking on blood and lack of air.

Meanwhile, Daka attempted to destroy Betarous, but that plan didn't come to fruition as Betarous protected himself too well. Moments later, he came off with a counterattack, swinging his mace at Daka's face until one of the swings connected, breaking some sensitive parts of the face.

Sir Elias then moved to the front of Fron Fronadad - talk about good timing! Mere one point eight four seconds later, Brutus the Brutalizer swung his mighty two-handed sword at Fron, only for the blade to be intercepted by the small shield that Sir elias wore. Three times Brutus tried to slash at Fron only for Sir Elias valiantly defending his ally!

Nearby, the brave Inaluct I attacked Broseph Baker so he would pay for the mighty wound. And the payment come, Inaluct I's mace connecting with Broseph's stomach. A bout of nausea and pain made him stagger backwards few feet, but he was pretty much still alive.


Randall arrives to reinforce Team A!
Team A continues to fight Offensively!
Team B is at a slight numerical disadvantage.

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #211 on: February 11, 2016, 09:35:23 am »

Support Sir Elias and hit whoever he hits.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #212 on: February 11, 2016, 10:02:45 am »

"Finish archers and two-handers! Attack and we shall prevail!"

Slash Brutus.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #213 on: February 11, 2016, 11:07:11 am »

Broseph clutches his stomach. He quickly whips out his first aid kit.

Broseph Baker uses weed.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #214 on: February 11, 2016, 11:30:14 am »

Kill Cap Ten. If someone kills him first, attack on of the two-hander wielding people.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #215 on: February 11, 2016, 12:31:22 pm »

Shoot the strongest dude on the enemy team.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #216 on: February 12, 2016, 06:14:51 am »

Hmmmm, we're having a shortage of replacements, I need more waitlisters v;
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #217 on: February 12, 2016, 06:19:58 am »

Name: Rob the Baby, Cousin 3rd removed of Bob the Brute, Brother of Bert the Brainless. Last of His Kind
Side: B
Skill: Draconic
HP: You start with random of 5 to 8 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!
Extra: Weed
« Last Edit: February 12, 2016, 06:22:16 am by Salsacookies »
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #218 on: February 12, 2016, 06:24:56 am »

Aaaaand waitlisted.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #219 on: February 12, 2016, 08:23:49 am »

KILL DEFENDY MAN! NO LET DEFENDY MAN LIVE!
Or if that's not clear enough, KILL SIR ELIAS!
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« Reply #220 on: February 12, 2016, 11:25:05 am »

Ow. That was my favorite shoulder.

Club Broseph Baker.
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« Reply #221 on: February 12, 2016, 01:18:20 pm »

Name: The Second William
Side: No Pref
Skill: Noble Heir
HP: You start with random of 5 to 8 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!
Extra: Weed
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #222 on: February 12, 2016, 02:19:37 pm »

You must specify a side.
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« Reply #223 on: February 12, 2016, 03:32:27 pm »

I can't do the one that gets me in faster again?

B, then.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #224 on: February 16, 2016, 02:48:35 pm »

LordBrassroast
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Sarrak
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One more ;v!
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