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[stabbymcstabstab]

Raise the lead heretic's power sword hilt, and announce to the remaining scum that their leader is dead, before grinding our heel into the head of said leader. This will inspire our troops, while demoralizing the remaining heretics. Punctuate with bolter fire.

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I also want to see how terrified everyone around is we basically just walked up took a swing at then PUNCHED the light saber away before calmly cutting off his head.

[Amperzand]

I think we more brutally stabbed him in the neck with a chainsaw than actually decapitated him.

[stabbymcstabstab]

I think we more brutally stabbed him in the neck with a chainsaw than actually decapitated him.

Still horrifying also notice how the force didn't work on us I wonder if that's because we aren't from this universe or it's because we're a null, but that'll become very useful in the future.

[Amperzand]

More horrifying, I'd think. 

I would guess the force doesn't work on us because we're a member of m40-era humanity, meaning we've evolved to the point of being psychic on a species scale. Otherwise known as a living warp-storm-to-be. Trying to use powers from something as friendly and delineated as the Force on somebody who's actually traveled through the Warp itself is probably like having a migraine with your soul.

[RAM]

Nurgle's love will find them, change them, make them better.
Well obviously its because we weren't born with midichlorians.*ducks*Papa Nurgle protected us!
Are we owed an extra heretic killed?

[IcyTea31]

My theory: using a Force power on someone involves touching their soul, feeling their emotions, stuff like that. The Jedi couldn't bear the grim darkness and had to pull out before he could make anything happen. This would mean a Jedi master could still get through the spiritual brown note and affect us, so let's be careful.

[Amperzand]

Of course, being a psychic brown note by sheer force of nasty is pretty great regardless.

[Iituem]

My theory: using a Force power on someone involves touching their soul, feeling their emotions, stuff like that. The Jedi couldn't bear the grim darkness and had to pull out before he could make anything happen. This would mean a Jedi master could still get through the spiritual brown note and affect us, so let's be careful.

Or the Commisar isn't part of the Force, not being from this time/universe.  No Force, no Force-fuckery.

[Sheb]

Well, telekinesis works on objects too, so I don't see why it wouldn't work on us. Or at least on our weapons and so on.

[Amperzand]

I hold by the concept of us being so corrupted by the Warp as a baseline of our original setting that the Force can't deal with us.

[RAM]

All shall bask in Nurgle's Infinite love!
Telekinesis is one of the many things that makes no sense at all if you take that midichlorian scene as anything other than the master playing a prank on the apprentice.
Now is the time for this world to know Grandfather Nurgle!
If you assume that the force flows through all things, but that that only applies to Star Wars,NwhichUmakesRsenseGbecauseLifEthe!force existed in 40k then someone would have corrupted it into something unrecognisable by now then. Presumably in time either the force will seep into our pet commissar or the warp will seep out or both...

[Kot]

It's supposed to mean HERESY!
*BLAM*

[birdy51]

I should wonder if Psyker's use a relatively warped version of the Force or if that's something entirely different. Either way, he's dead now! Yay!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Spoiler: Why things went weird with the Jedi's force (click to show/hide)

I'm treating the Force as being the same as the Realm of Souls from Warhammer 40k (aka. the Warp), but it didn't have the Necrons and the Eldar screwing everything up (unbalancing the Realm of Souls into the Warp in the case of the former[, and causing the Eye of Terror and Slaanesh in the case of the latter.  There is still parts of the Star Wars force that was messed up by a few ancient weapons, but not to the same degree.  The Commissar's soul is effectively marked by the Warp from WH40k, making his soul a lot more volatile when the Force is used upon him, and as a result, causing the recoil.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Sweet so we're basically a walking version of hell incarnate and can cause force users to recoil in fear when they actually try to use the force on us.