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[Cheesecake]

As much as I hate to be that Debbie-downer lore guy, I must insist. My tech-priest avatar says so.

According to the Dark Heresy rulebooks, mechadendrites require us to have been implanted with special bionics by the Adeptus Mechanicus, and otherwise be a part of their clergy, ie. worship the Machine God. I don't think the commisariat would take too kindly to a commisar who worships the Machine God, even if the Ecclesiarchy say he's an avatar of the Emperor.

But hell, we're on Dantooine fighting a jedi so fuck lore. If GM says we can, go for it.

[Prophet]

((I really do think your tech-priest avatar is the coolest avatar I've seen.))

[Kot]

1. Shoot heretic with bolt pistol to distract him and let him know that we're challenging him to a duel.
2. Strike his powersword with our powerfist as we close in to throw it away or something.
3. RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS WITH A CHAINSWORD!
4. ? ? ?
5. PROFIT!

((

Spoiler: as for the avatar (click to show/hide)

))

[Andres]

Shoot at the Jedi with the bolter given to us by His Divine Majesty's Commissariat, then close in with our power fist and deliver unto him the Imperial Fisting.

-1 to Tech-Priest Commissar.

[Twinwolf]

1. Shoot heretic with bolt pistol to distract him and let him know that we're challenging him to a duel.
2. Strike his powersword with our powerfist as we close in to throw it away or something.
3. RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS WITH A CHAINSWORD!
4.
5. PROFIT!

((

Spoiler: as for the avatar (click to show/hide)

))

[Funk]

1. Shoot heretic with bolt pistol to distract him and let him know that we're challenging him to a duel.
2. Strike his powersword with our powerfist as we close in to throw it away or something.
3. RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS WITH A CHAINSWORD!
4.
5. PROFIT!

((

Spoiler: as for the avatar (click to show/hide)

))

+1

[TheBiggerFish]

We need to get one of those plasma things.

[Sheb]

Given that we are able to carry tons of ammo, I wonder if we got augmetics of some kind.

[Kot]

Guys, we already used a crap ton of our bolter ammo, about 1/8 of it. Maybe we should have taken some compression rifle/lasgun/other weapon...

On the other hand, we got our Powerfist and Chainsword. We'll be fine!

Also, +1 to the above.

Sweet God Emperor, it's not like the guns aren't lying everywhere because, well, people die and their guns don't magically dissapear.

[RAM]

Invoke Nurgle's love and be saved from the desperate struggles of your hollow existence.
As a commissar, ensure that you lead a coterie of your followers and accord yourself in inspirational fashion as you put down this heresy. Something about mocking the heretic psyker for the loneliness of their empty existence the futility of opposing the Imperium that has so easily controlled the fates of psykers passed. Surely a life without The God-Emperor is one of futility and perpetual abandonment and for a psyker to go without The Emperor's guidance is literal madness...

[TheBiggerFish]

We need to get one of those plasma things for anybody but those weird psykers.

[Amperzand]

I mean honestly. Just grab a blaster rifle when we have enough free time to do it.

[Prophet]

If we do pick up a weapon from this galaxy then I would suggest we do so after our duel with the jedi scum as what I've seen of star wars weapons in the movies suggests they wouldn't be that effect against a lightsaber.

((Also does the word mechadendrites make anyone else feel happy for no reason or is that just me?  ))

[Amperzand]

{I certainly like the word.}

[Kot]

Considering that blasters are, you know, plasma-based weapons IIRC, which is why lightsabers can block them... would lightsabers deflect lasers too? Because we totally need to find a way to arm those guys with flaslights.