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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #105 on: December 27, 2015, 10:46:15 pm »

If I'm correct, bolters shoot metal bolts quickly. Any Jedi who tries to block one of those will get hit with molten metal instead of solid metal.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #106 on: December 27, 2015, 10:53:20 pm »

Bolters shoot miniature APHE (usually, there are other kinds of those but most of them are like that) rockets. Any Jedi who tries to block will have one explode on his sword.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #107 on: December 27, 2015, 11:11:18 pm »

I like this idea. Also, I notice we have a personal force field and quality body armor, which is more than most force users seem to have.

(Actually a bit glad for the choice in destination and regiment.  It pretty effectively explains exactly why you are so heavily armed and armoured, in comparison to a regular Commissar.)



This Inquisitor is asking a lot of questions about where we are from. That's good. Inquisitors ought to be inquisitive and Inquisitors know that only real commissars would know that there is no singular Schola Progenium, but rather multiple secret academies hidden throughout the galaxy. Tell him of the location we were trained in but acknowledge that it is not the only academy in the galaxy. If he asks where the rest of the academies are, he is clearly a heretic trying to locate the Schola to destroy them.

"I only know of the location of the Schola Progenium I was trained at upon at Acreage.  I do not know the locations of the others, as it is both unimportant to my job and to limit the ability of heretics to discover their locations," you reply to the Inquisitor.

The Inquisitor does not move, unless you would count speaking, "We will be checking in on that location to make sure your information is valid.  In the meantime, there is a task we have in mind for you.  With the current rebellion, our abilities to gain new soldiers has been greatly limited.  As such, there have been discussions on the creation of clone troopers to fill in the numbers needed.  However, if a clone is grown in under a year, they are afflicted with a strange madness.  Considering your job and the difficulty involved in getting you back to your unit, you seem to be the prime candidate for a task.  Do you believe you could hold one thousand rapidly grown clones in line?"

What is your response?

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #108 on: December 27, 2015, 11:13:50 pm »

Think about that.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #109 on: December 27, 2015, 11:33:27 pm »

Oh boy, off to babysit a krieg regiment. Right off the bat we get the shit assignment. We won't get to blam any cowards!

Besides, why can't we just go around conscripting anyone that can hold a rifle anyway? It'd probably be a bit more effective.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #110 on: December 27, 2015, 11:57:58 pm »

We should demand that he clones us 1,000 times! After all, We're a total badass, Right? So that army would be invincible! FOR THE EMPEROR!
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #111 on: December 27, 2015, 11:59:12 pm »

Except Kriegers aren't mad... well, they are, in some way, but the "strange madness" thing seems to be something else than being a dehumanized... thing. We should proably ask what can we expect and when do we start.

We should demand that he clones us 1,000 times! After all, We're a total badass, Right? So that army would be invincible! FOR THE EMPEROR!
I'd rather see mass produced badass gear and bolt pistols for everyone.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #112 on: December 28, 2015, 12:06:49 am »

Inquire as to the nature of these defects.

Everything else has been different so far...


((Also, do we even KNOW the locations of the other Schola, because I thought they were secret?))
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #113 on: December 28, 2015, 01:04:58 am »

We should demand that he clones us 1,000 times! After all, We're a total badass, Right? So that army would be invincible! FOR THE EMPEROR!
-1. It's unseemly for a commissar to go insane, even if the ones going insane are only our clones.

Accept. We are experienced in handling ten times that number of mad men due to the drugs used by them. Also, inform the Inquisitor that we have just escaped a Hive World overrun by Heresy. The name of the planet is Coruscant and ordinary citizens are openly and casually proclaiming the death of the Emperor - proof of just how corrupted the planet has become. A crusade to retake the world will not be sufficient to remove the taint it is inflicted with. Exterminatus must be declared upon the world of Coruscant.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #114 on: December 28, 2015, 01:26:11 am »

We should demand that he clones us 1,000 times! After all, We're a total badass, Right? So that army would be invincible! FOR THE EMPEROR!
-1. It's unseemly for a commissar to go insane, even if the ones going insane are only our clones.

Accept. We are experienced in the handling of ten times that number of mad men due to the drugs used by them. Also, inform the Inquisitor that we have just escaped a Hive World overrun by Heresy. The name of the planet is Coruscant and ordinary citizens are openly and casually proclaiming the death of the Emperor - proof of just how corrupted the planet has become. A crusade to retake the world will not be sufficient to remove the taint it is inflicted with. Exterminatus must be declared upon the world of Coruscant.

I agree with this, I also can't wait for some poor sod stormtrooper to be the first person to realize that we aren't from any place close to the current galaxy and time.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #115 on: December 28, 2015, 05:07:52 am »

We should demand that he clones us 1,000 times! After all, We're a total badass, Right? So that army would be invincible! FOR THE EMPEROR!
-1. It's unseemly for a commissar to go insane, even if the ones going insane are only our clones.

Accept. We are experienced in handling ten times that number of mad men due to the drugs used by them. Also, inform the Inquisitor that we have just escaped a Hive World overrun by Heresy. The name of the planet is Coruscant and ordinary citizens are openly and casually proclaiming the death of the Emperor - proof of just how corrupted the planet has become. A crusade to retake the world will not be sufficient to remove the taint it is inflicted with. Exterminatus must be declared upon the world of Coruscant.

+1 to accepting

-1 to demanding exterminatus on the hive-world because one man was a heretic. Besides, if we remember correctly, we're in a time from before the Emperor revealed himself to mankind - they probbably mean some other, petty, local, emperor.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #116 on: December 28, 2015, 05:26:59 am »

There is no such thing as a "local" Emperor. There is only the Emperor, he is in us, he surrounds us (continue random force user quote replace force with Emperor)....

uh anyway 1.000 men is too much to keep in line alone. Request 10 Assistant Commisars. If we are to lead a Regiment we need men who help us blamming.


- side note in my headcanon our guy is a former Kriegan now. While Schola Progenium Children are taken away at a young age and thus have not so much of Kriegan Culture in them, that doesn't mean that there aren't Kriegan Kommisars
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #117 on: December 28, 2015, 05:37:19 am »

I'd say that as long as we get some other sane officers to aid in our new command, it should work out. Or we can PUNT a thousand stormtroopers. Either way, we should go for it. Either way, ask about the current state of the Imperium.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #118 on: December 28, 2015, 07:15:10 am »

uh anyway 1.000 men is too much to keep in line alone. Request 10 Assistant Commisars. If we are to lead a Regiment we need men who help us blamming.

-1. One commissar per thousand men is actually pretty heavy. Remember, 40k IG regiments usually cover multiple thousand men, sometimes up to tens of thousands. The Schola Progenia can only produce so many commissars per year so having just one commissar per 10k men is common, though they might have some cadets to help out. A single commissar should well be able to handle a mere thousand men, especially one used to dealing with mad guardsmen.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (Alt: You are a Warhammer 40k Commissar in Star Wars) (SG)
« Reply #119 on: December 28, 2015, 07:50:34 am »

Hey, shouldn't we realize somethings really weird? Since when were Storm Troopers cloned? And... ((Does Warhammer 40k have cloning technology? If it doesn't, then how come these guys do???))

I'm not really sure, but if there aren't enough criminals to lobotomize, there are a bunch of cloned servitors.
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