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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(Here is a turn only thread, in order to allow for quick perusal and catching up to where the game currently is, without needing to seek each turn out among all the pages of the thread.)


You are a Commissar and you are standing over the body of a heretic.  You asked the citizen where you were after the warp storm had thrown you from your vessel and the heretic had answered that you were on Coruscant, which had recently liberated by the rebellion.  Swallowing your distaste for a moment, you inquired as to what rebellion the heretic spoke of.  To which, the heretic responded by saying the one who had killed the emperor.  The heretic was dead when the words left his mouth.  This world was obviously tainted by chaos.  You must get to Imperial forces to lay an exterminatus upon this world.  Now how do you do that...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Location: Coruscant (Chaos Infected)
Heretics Killed: 1
Troops Inspired: 0
Rating: And you claim to serve the Emperor...

(Wanted something relatively quick that I could run from my phone.  Decided on running a Warhammer parody in Star Wars.)

[Ardent Debater]

Oh this'll be nice... PTW

[Funk]

We need help with this great task.

Recruit a force of militant fetish nuns/ monks

[Andres]

Oh this is most excellent, Zanzetkuken. I approve! (btw you misspelled 'Emperor' in the spoiler, you filthy heretic )

Look for the nearest ship that looks big enough to be Warp capable and commandeer it. Save our ammunition for militant heretics (we'll need it if we're to warn the Inquisition of this tainted world).

Really can't wait for him to see all the xenos and Abominable Intelligences.

[Strife26]

>Check current inventory, armament, and ammunition count. Loot the heretic body.

[Funk]

Oh this is most excellent, Zanzetkuken. I approve! (btw you misspelled 'Emperor' in the spoiler, you filthy heretic )

Look for the nearest ship that looks big enough to be Warp capable and commandeer it. Save our ammunition for militant heretics (we'll need it if we're to warn the Inquisition of this tainted world).

Really can't wait for him to see all the xenos and Abominable Intelligences.

+1 to that, we should join up with what ever imperial forces are left.

[Strife26]

Oh this is most excellent, Zanzetkuken. I approve! (btw you misspelled 'Emperor' in the spoiler, you filthy heretic )

Look for the nearest ship that looks big enough to be Warp capable and commandeer it. Save our ammunition for militant heretics (we'll need it if we're to warn the Inquisition of this tainted world).

Really can't wait for him to see all the xenos and Abominable Intelligences.

+1 to that, we should join up with assume command of what ever imperial forces are left.

Lord General-Commisar has a nice ring to it.

[Twinwolf]

>Check current inventory, armament, and ammunition count. Loot the heretic body.

+1

[Yourmaster]

My head hurts. What is this game? 40k or star wars? I love  'em both, but I don't understand.

[Strife26]

He's tainted by the ruinous powers of the Force. Ignore him.

[Twinwolf]

My head hurts. What is this game? 40k or star wars? I love  'em both, but I don't understand.

I think it's both...

[TheBiggerFish]

((PTW!))

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Recruit a force of militant fetish nuns/ monks

You would *BLAM* this heretic if you knew how to.  Doesn't he realize everyone on this planet is infected with Chaos?  Actually, you would *BLAM* him twice.  Fetishes are Slaanesh worship.

>Check current inventory, armament, and ammunition count. Loot the heretic body.

Inventory added to the statistics screen.  And you would not dream of soiling your hands on the body of a heretic.  Besides, there's nothing of value on the heretic.

Look for the nearest ship that looks big enough to be Warp capable and commandeer it. Save our ammunition for militant heretics (we'll need it if we're to warn the Inquisition of this tainted world).

+1 to that, we should join up with what ever imperial forces are left.

You threaten at gunpoint request a local take you to the nearest warp-capable ship.  When the local asks what the warp is, you *BLAM* the heretic and threaten request another local to take you to the nearest warp-capable ship.  It seems *BLAM*ing the other heretic has risen the morale of this one.  When you arrive at the spaceport, you are forced to *BLAM* the guards as they accosted you for ordering them to let you past at gunpoint for no reason.  When you arrive at the ship, you nearly *BLAM* the one you led you here when the local fearfully kindly offers to fly you to your destination.  It seems there are still true imperials on this world.  Shame the planet is infected by chaos.  As your new ship begins to take off, you notice several heretical ships attempting to follow you.  What do you do now?

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Location: Coruscant (Chaos Infected)
Heretics Killed: 5
Troops Inspired: 1
Rating: And you claim to serve the Emperor...

Inventory
Badass Longcoat
Badass Sash
Badass Hat
Carapace Armor
Refractor Field
Chain Sword
Power Fist
Bolt Pistol
496 Bolter Rounds
10 Grenades

40k or star wars?

Yes.

[TheBiggerFish]

Track down the shipboard armaments and weapons.  Prepare to shoot the heretical ships if need be.

[TheBiggerFish]

Well yes, but I really couldn't be bothered with the formatting.