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[stabbymcstabstab]

We should each member of regiment under us strangle the heretics to death as while we give our speech since it's long way to kill somone.

-1. First and foremost, the heretics are filthy, and we should not sully our hands with their tainted necks. Secondly, it's barbaric; we're soldiers, not murderers. There are proper ways to execute prisoners, such as a boltpistol to the head for enemy officers, and firing squads for the rest.

-1 yeah we don't have enough soap to get that grime off our hands, besides we should let our hosts do what they want with the prisoners since it really doesn't effect us.

[flazeo25]

We should each member of regiment under us strangle the heretics to death as while we give our speech since it's long way to kill somone.

-1. First and foremost, the heretics are filthy, and we should not sully our hands with their tainted necks. Secondly, it's barbaric; we're soldiers, not murderers. There are proper ways to execute prisoners, such as a boltpistol to the head for enemy officers, and firing squads for the rest.

-1 yeah we don't have enough soap to get that grime off our hands, besides we should let our hosts do what they want with the prisoners since it really doesn't effect us.

Good point the filty heretics will only stain our clothing.

[Ardent Debater]

I hope this isn't dead...

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I hope this isn't dead...

I'm running this game, starting another (link in sig), and rewriting a story of mine.  While I do have limited access to an actual computer which allows for me to work on all of those, I only have so much time I can work on all the games.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

You find that a few heretics had been captured, but when you try to secure a few for your rousing speech, the other soldiers inform you that the interrogators want a few to gain information from.  You accept this calmly and go over to your soldiers to perform a rousing speech.  You believe it would have gone off better if you had heretics killed during its high points, but the spirits of your troops are still raised, especially with your attempts to install Kriegan Dead Veneration.  You end the speech with orders from your dataslate to have your troopers assigned to guarding the walls to prevent further rebel incursions.  After a few hours, your forces are relieved by those who had been searching the facility and sent back to the barracks.

After you arrive at your personal quarters, you make the request of a list of materials to improve the appearance your captured weapon, gold chief among them.  The individual who showed you where you quarters states they will pass on your request and proceeds to leave.  You return to your work upon the Lectitio Divinitatus, but you come across two problems.  Portions of the Lectitio Divinitatus are chronicles of certain events in the past, which have not happened yet from the perspective of your current location.  This is simply fixed by writing them as being future events, but a second issue crops up.  While you can get the written portions done yourself, your ability to create the images of the divine God-Emperor found within the Lectitio Divinitatus is highly lacking.  You know any attempt to create them would not properly portray the greatness of the Holy Emperor, but the Lectitio Divinitatus will not be complete without them.

What do you do?

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Location: Dantooine
Jedi Killed: 1
Heretics Killed: 124
Individuals Inspired: 2335
Troops Commanded: 964
Rating: You won the battle, but the war is not over...

Inventory
Badass Longcoat
Badass Sash
Badass Hat
Carapace Armor
Refractor Field
Chain Sword (In 2 Pieces)
Power Fist
Bolt Pistol
443 Bolter Rounds
9 Grenades
'Data Slate' (97% of Lectitio Divinitatus)
Bladeless Power Sword (Gold)

[TheBiggerFish]

Find some books on art.

[Egan_BW]

Look up references online.

[Funk]

Look up references online.

+1

[Andres]

Look up references online.

+1

There is no Internet in Star Wars and trying to make one in 40k will get you shot for tech-heresy.

[TheBiggerFish]

Soooo....

Find some books on art.

?

[Andres]

Soooo....

Find some books on art.

?

Didn't see it because it wasn't bolded. -1. Artistic self-improvement not mandated by higher authorities is Tzeenchian heresy.

[Twinwolf]

Soooo....

Find some books on art.

?

Didn't see it because it wasn't bolded. -1. Artistic self-improvement not mandated by higher authorities is Tzeenchian heresy.

On that note, we should have a standing action that, if we were to commit heresy at any point and realize it, we shall immediately self-terminate by any means available.

[Egan_BW]

Soooo....

Find some books on art.

?

Didn't see it because it wasn't bolded. -1. Artistic self-improvement not mandated by higher authorities is Tzeenchian heresy.

On that note, we should have a standing action that, if we were to commit heresy at any point and realize it, we shall immediately self-terminate by any means available.

-1. this is not permitted. praise chaos.

[Andres]

There is technology in 40k that can basically upload our memory into a cogitator so they can be viewable on a pictscreen. These guys should have something similar and it'll let us upload what images of the God-Emperor we've seen so we can include them in the Lectitio Divinitatus.

Soooo....

Find some books on art.

?

Didn't see it because it wasn't bolded. -1. Artistic self-improvement not mandated by higher authorities is Tzeenchian heresy.

On that note, we should have a standing action that, if we were to commit heresy at any point and realize it, we shall immediately self-terminate by any means available.

-1. this is not permitted. praise chaos.

HERESY! VILE HERESY! *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
+1 to immediately killing ourselves if we commit heresy or even THINK about committing heresy.

[TheBiggerFish]

Soooo....

Find some books on art.

?

Didn't see it because it wasn't bolded. -1. Artistic self-improvement not mandated by higher authorities is Tzeenchian heresy.

We ARE our higher authority right now.  Also the Emperor would want us to be able to produce his Image...