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Zeebie

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Bizarre kidnapping report
« on: December 23, 2015, 10:46:59 am »

My liaison keeps giving me a bizarre report of a kidnapping where the same victim is kidnapped from multiple sites:



This happens every year. Anyone have any idea what's going on here?
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2015, 10:47:58 am »

Mosus seems to be a popular dwarf!
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2015, 10:50:45 am »

Or a professional ransom scammer
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2015, 11:09:28 am »

"In a step toward increased efficiency, the Department of Missing and Abducted Children now officially renames any kidnapped child as Mosus Quakerubbed.  That way we only need to print the one missing person poster."
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2015, 11:21:23 am »

So goblin civs are stealing babies from each other? (may be the case that a lot of infants aren't being born) interesting.
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2015, 12:03:13 pm »

That, or kidnappers now hunt in packs, and a success is reported once for each surviving kidnapper.
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2015, 12:05:49 pm »

Or maybe it was witnessed by more than one person, each of whom generated some kind of record of the event, all of which are now being passed around in parallel.

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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2015, 12:23:21 pm »

Maybe it's a tag-team of kidnappers.
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2015, 05:09:23 pm »

But the news is coming from different settlements, implying that he was kidnapped from different settlements.

This requires legends-digging.
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2015, 02:26:16 pm »

Perhaps it's some sort of reverse Dwarven hot potato...whichever settlement ends up with Mosus when the timer goes off, wins a prize!
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2015, 02:43:15 pm »

Yup. They win a prize alright. An adventurer kicking down the door, slaughtering every one of them to the last troll, and freeing the kidnapped child.
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2015, 03:07:39 pm »

In my first fort to make progress, the first liason brought tell of 5 kidnappings, involving 3 kids and 4 different kidnappers.

Yes, one kid was kidnapped 3 times, by 2 different kidnappers.
At least, that's what the liason reported.  Whether it was one kidnapping or 3 I cannot say.
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2015, 06:01:25 pm »

It might be a shortage of historical figure children, or can a child become historical by getting kidnapped from the generic population?
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2015, 01:45:19 pm »

The saga continues:



Even the humans are reporting on his kidnappings now.
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Re: Bizarre kidnapping report
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2015, 06:48:27 pm »

I noticed this once with some nodded baby snatchers playable race that showed up in my fortress. I checked legends mode and they had been kidnapped like, 5 times between a bunch of different hamlets.
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