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[SOLDIER First]

"Oh."

[Adragis]

"Pretty sure nobody does."

[SOLDIER First]

"Schrodinger's law states that an object is both of two possible states until observed. This would include being "perfect" and not being "perfect", in the case of Miss Sens' skin. I am going to determine whether or not her skin is "perfect".
Would you like me to feel your skin instead, Miss Felicia?"

[Adragis]

"'f it'll stop you perving out over other chicks, yeah."

[SOLDIER First]

"I do not understand."

[Adragis]

Felicia shrugs, and pats Esi on the magical sleeveshoulder, speaking in a very stereotypical southern American accent.
"You'll understand when you're older, sweetie."

[SOLDIER First]

"Please explain what you mean."

[Adragis]

Felicia rolls her eyes.

[SOLDIER First]

"I do not understand what "perving" is."

[Empiricist]

"Schrodinger's law states that an object is both of two possible states until observed. This would include being "perfect" and not being "perfect", in the case of Miss Sens' skin. I am going to determine whether or not her skin is "perfect".
Would you like me to feel your skin instead, Miss Felicia?"

"That ain't a law. And I don't think it meant literal observation either."

[SOLDIER First]

((screw you it's a law now))

"I see."

[Empiricist]

"You thought it was a law, and then talked like it was the absolute truth. Good. Try doing that more, that's what humans do all the time."

[SOLDIER First]

"I see."
She's silent for a moment.
"Evolution is a law."

[Empiricist]

"Yeah that works. If pretending your opinions are absolute truth is too hard, you could try practice lying instead. You know, just think of talking to people like a blurting out a mix of truths, lies and half-truths. We could just work forwards from there."

[SOLDIER First]

"Hello. My name is... not Esi. It is not a pleasure to meet you."