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[TheBiggerFish]

_{"Yeah, Hana, goalie, don't fall asleep, maybe shout us a bit of advice or something."}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Oh. In that case...."
Between blinks, Hana turns from her usual adorable busty gamer chick form to....this.
"Nobody will want to go after me now, right?"

[TheBiggerFish]

_"What."

[Empiricist]

"I do not know the exact average height of a human jump."

"You don't need the exact value, do you have a good general idea of it though?"

"Oh. In that case...."
Between blinks, Hana turns from her usual adorable busty gamer chick form to....this.
"Nobody will want to go after me now, right?"

"Unless something has gone horribly, horribly wrong, no one would really be tackling the goalie in the first place."

_"What."

"THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

"Oh. In that case...."
Between blinks, Hana turns from her usual adorable busty gamer chick form to....this.
"Nobody will want to go after me now, right?"

that....is amazing.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Oh. Okay."
Hana changes back, again without anyone actually seeing the change. One moment, she is THE LEGEND an armoured monstrosity, the next, she is adorable gamer.

[SOLDIER First]

"I do not."

[Empiricist]

"And even if we did, it'd be trying to kick the ball out from under you, I don't think full plate would ever be needed. I mean, you could probably keep the gauntlets and shin-guards if you're worried about safety though."

"I do not."

"Okay, that'll be an issue, we'll need a few people to demonstrate then."

[AbstractTraitorHero]

don't ask me i don't jump as low as you guys.

[Pencil_Art]

James jumps to a reasonable height.

[TheBiggerFish]

Ray jumps.  It's kind of high, actually, but within reason.

[SOLDIER First]

Esi nods, and replicates James' height five times.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Hana jumps. It's not very high at all. all that weight on her chest drags her down

[AbstractTraitorHero]

(Aine jumps preety high but its clear that the dress is weighing him down he also ends up descending a little bit slower then most)

[SOLDIER First]

Esi ignores everyone else's useless nonhuman jumps.