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Author Topic: Red Moons Academy - Describe Your Morning in Amazing Detail - [IC THREAD]  (Read 187367 times)

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Re: Red Moons Academy - Prepare Your Classload - [IC THREAD]
« Reply #2430 on: December 29, 2015, 12:31:51 pm »

Felicia nods, and wordlessly clanks away.
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Re: Red Moons Academy - Prepare Your Classload - [IC THREAD]
« Reply #2431 on: December 29, 2015, 12:35:30 pm »

The Janitor nods in return, before starting to clean.

Ray's alarm goes off once more.
"5 minutes, apparently."
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« Reply #2432 on: December 29, 2015, 01:06:34 pm »

Esi hangs out in the classroom as well.
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Re: Red Moons Academy - Prepare Your Classload - [IC THREAD]
« Reply #2433 on: December 29, 2015, 01:10:46 pm »

Dave is laying his head on his desk, trying not to sink into his jacket and fall asleep.
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« Reply #2434 on: December 29, 2015, 01:12:41 pm »

((man, almost all of the class does not give a fuck. poor teachers))
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Re: Red Moons Academy - Prepare Your Classload - [IC THREAD]
« Reply #2435 on: December 29, 2015, 01:32:26 pm »

Felicia is paying a modicum of attention, but has her feet up on the desk.
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« Reply #2436 on: December 29, 2015, 01:35:09 pm »

Esi chops them off
"There is a 58% chance that is an uncomfortable position to maintain."

((School desks are not the kind of desk you want your feet up on, unless these aren't the attached-chair kind.))
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« Reply #2437 on: December 29, 2015, 01:35:41 pm »

((We don't even HAVE desks))
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« Reply #2438 on: December 29, 2015, 01:37:52 pm »

((h-how do you people LIVE??))
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« Reply #2439 on: December 29, 2015, 02:04:36 pm »

((Tables and chairs.))
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« Reply #2440 on: December 29, 2015, 02:08:06 pm »

((Savages, honestly.))

Esi continues to have said that, out loud.
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« Reply #2441 on: December 29, 2015, 02:12:40 pm »

Felicia doesn't notice, busty with yawning.
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« Reply #2442 on: December 29, 2015, 02:15:02 pm »

Ray continues existing.
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« Reply #2443 on: December 29, 2015, 02:26:09 pm »

Finally English begins promptly at 8:30, as the teacher steps up to the chalkboard and introduces himself.

"Greetings everyone, I am Brother Mile, and I will be your English teacher for this year. Now, I will book no troublemakers, layabouts or those who think that they can simply coast through my class without putting in any effort. A passing grade is something that you have to earn in my class, not achieve by showing up for every test."

Brother Mile is the kind of man who wouldn't use two words when seven would do. As such the minutes drag on and on as he talks about his expectations for the class in excruciatingly boring detail. The basics of the course are rather simple and obvious. Most of it involves reading a selection of books, poetry and the like, and then interpreting it in the way that the teacher wants you to to achieve good marks. It's all mind-numbing stuff, which is why everyone is grateful when the bell rings at 9:50 to signal that class is over.

"Don't leave just yet. The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you!" Brother Mile shouts over the sounds of everyone packing away their stuff and leaving the classroom. Needless to say, everyone ignores him, leaving the teacher to retreat behind his desk and take a defeated swig from a suspiciously shaped bottle hidden in its drawers.



PE is at 10:00, so you all have only ten minutes to change and head to the Arena. Better make the most of the scant time you have available.
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« Reply #2444 on: December 29, 2015, 02:33:32 pm »

"There is a 74% chance that is alcohol, and therefore that you should not be drinking it." says Esi, immediately before leaving.
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