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[AbstractTraitorHero]

<sub>"If we didn't die, we'd have more incentives not to reproduce, though.  And to not wreck the planet...

But this isn't the philosophy club."</sub>

I'm taking philosophy actually[/i]

[SOLDIER First]

"There is a 0.0% chance that envying me will result in any changes in your life, as I am not human."

[Empiricist]

"Probably best to get used to it. Desensitization exists for a reason. Anyway, we'll all complain about death and fear it, but did it not exist, we'd be wishing for it. We are guided by dreams, and dreams are only such when they are out of reach."

_{"If we didn't die, we'd have more incentives not to reproduce, though.  And to not wreck the planet..."}

"We've got enough incentives already and look where it's gotten us. Seriously. We don't need more incentives, more vasectomies maybe."

[TheBiggerFish]

"There is a 0.0% chance that envying me will result in any changes in your life, as I am not human."

_{"...Might actually work for Lidia if you're... Set up right.  That would be kind of very cool.  Risky but cool."}

"We've got enough incentives already and look where it's gotten us. Seriously. We don't need more incentives, more vasectomies maybe."

_{"Haha okay this is now awkward."}

[Empiricist]

Kendall slips back into a thick scottish accent.
"We've been talkin' 'bout death and all that 'edgy' shit and NOW it's awkward?"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

"There is a 0.0% chance that envying me will result in any changes in your life, as I am not human."

at least i probably won't have to kill you ever.

"Probably best to get used to it. Desensitization exists for a reason. Anyway, we'll all complain about death and fear it, but did it not exist, we'd be wishing for it. We are guided by dreams, and dreams are only such when they are out of reach."

_{"If we didn't die, we'd have more incentives not to reproduce, though.  And to not wreck the planet..."}

"We've got enough incentives already and look where it's gotten us. Seriously. We don't need more incentives, more vasectomies maybe."

be lucky you guys have the guarentee something happens after you die though all the possibilities are not nesscarily pleasent.

Kendall slips back into a thick scottish accent.
"We've been talkin' 'bout death and all that 'edgy' shit and NOW it's awkward?"

i do-nevermind i think I've felt that emotion but this isent awkward at least not for me.

[TheBiggerFish]

Kendall slips back into a thick scottish accent.
"We've been talkin' 'bout death and all that 'edgy' shit and NOW it's awkward?"

_{"Death is a fact of life for most.  Cutting off fiddly bits decidedly less so."}

[SOLDIER First]

"I do not understand. I am not "set up" at all, I am Esi.
Expressing dislike of discussing medical procedures relating to sexual organs has a 88% chance of being related to discomfort about one's own sexual organs.
There is a 90% chance that killing me brings no benefit to you whatsoever."

[AbstractTraitorHero]

"I do not understand. I am not "set up" at all, I am Esi.
Expressing dislike of discussing medical procedures relating to sexual organs has a 88% chance of being related to discomfort about one's own sexual organs.
There is a 90% chance that killing me brings no benefit to you whatsoever."

no I'm saying you'll probably live forever so i won't ever have to kill you probably.

[Empiricist]

be lucky you guys have the guarentee something happens after you die though all the possibilities are not nesscarily pleasent.

Accent intensifies. It's becoming harder to decipher.
"DO ANY INVOLVE HITTING THINGS WITH SWORDS?"

Kendall slips back into a thick scottish accent.
"We've been talkin' 'bout death and all that 'edgy' shit and NOW it's awkward?"

_{"Death is a fact of life for most.  Cutting off fiddly bits decidedly less so."}

"Way to make it make loop 'round back to depressing. Also, that ain't how it works. They don't just chop it off with claymore!"

[SOLDIER First]

"I repeat. There is a 90% chance that killing me brings no benefit to you whatsoever, regardless of necessity relating to my biological immortality.
That is correct; a vasectomy is a much different process from outright castration and carries a much lower risk of permanent loss of sexual organs, physical scarring, emotional trauma, extreme blood loss and death."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I do not understand. I am not "set up" at all, I am Esi.
Expressing dislike of discussing medical procedures relating to sexual organs has a 88% chance of being related to discomfort about one's own sexual organs.
There is a 90% chance that killing me brings no benefit to you whatsoever."

<sub>"Citations or it doesn't.

Also, I was talking about, well, how one creates an Esi.

And why are we even...This is just weird and I am going to ignkre it."</sub>

[AbstractTraitorHero]

be lucky you guys have the guarentee something happens after you die though all the possibilities are not nesscarily pleasent.

Accent intensifies. It's becoming harder to decipher.
"DO ANY INVOLVE HITTING THINGS WITH SWORDS?"

Kendall slips back into a thick scottish accent.
"We've been talkin' 'bout death and all that 'edgy' shit and NOW it's awkward?"

_{"Death is a fact of life for most.  Cutting off fiddly bits decidedly less so."}

"Way to make it make loop 'round back to depressing. Also, that ain't how it works. They don't just chop it off with claymore!"

i have three theories
1 dullahan actually consume your soul when they kill you to remain immortal
2 you go to a holding place for souls until your soul can be reused or
3 your soul goes to God and what happens then...
(Aine shrugs)

[Empiricist]

"Because you were wrong about vasectomies!"

[SOLDIER First]

"I am not currently equipped to provide citations, as I am unable to contact my father at this time.
I am not "an Esi". I am Esi. There is only one of me currently existing in this universe.
Cultural stigmas regarding the discussion of such topics must be disregarded to participate in fulfilling conversations."