TheBiggerFish and Twinwolf stand face to face in a ruined city. The cloudless sky dark with smoke from distant fires. The ground is bare earth, the pavement and asphalt having been shattered by conflict. The city is a lifeless monochrome, the only color from a few articles of clothing and bags left abandoned on the ground, their owners having long fled or perished. Bullet casings and bloodstains litter the ground. Scorch marks and artillery scars cover the walls.
What brought them here, and why they fight are known only to them.
Fish uses the hallowed Laser Sword rites of combat, while Twinwolf due to never specifying a theme, wields the might of The Orange Art of the Radiant Flame.
Perched upon what remains of an apartment are two figures, sitting on comfortable swivel chairs in front of a pristine audio control panel and dressed like football commentators. Their names are Pencil_Art and USEC_OFFICER.
((Okay, here's how this goes, TBF, Twin, try to beat the crap out of each other. But be vague. You can punch or scream while wreathing yourself in an aura of energy or something, just don't give too many details. Shouting screaming out random, engrishy attack names is encouraged. As is boasting in the middle of combat. Pencil, USEC you two have to talk like a bunch of commentators from a Shonen anime or a football match, so no need to describe it too much, just commentate through dialogue. Just try and make it fit their theme, even tangentially. Pick someone to represent, doesn't really matter much and you're in charge of them. You have no obligation to make them win. You two aren't fighting after all, they are. Hell you can even point out flaws or weaknesses if you want. You two are basically the closest people there are to GMs for this.))
Ready? Fight!