“How I got here? Well, iss simplinstic, really. There, Pas’qet was, mindling your own busyness in the kitchen room, boiling the brisklet for nestmother, or maybe stirring the squashswick for the houndlings, he does not remember quite. But on this day, he receives a knock on the back porthole. A visitation.
“It was his friends from the cave one over- Sto’gu’los and Dai-da aba. They say, they saiding- ‘Pas’qet! Friendish creature of mines, you, we have proposal!’ Pas’qet won’t bore you with the minority detlails- they are very secretlike- but just know that they had duty- straight from the masters, they assure- that the masters had duties in other worl, and they Pas’qet was the one for the job.
“Well, my earholes perked up at that, yes they did. Other worls? Pas’qet always wanting to visit other worls! Issst on my bucket. So anyway, they say Pas’qet must go now, not one revolute of the sky, no, now. So they hooker me up with what they saying is greatest sauceror- he is only fat childling, neophynium, as it turned up, but then again Sto only has like about six eyes approximaly and Dai’s blind as a bath, an innocence mistook- to summons me to other worls.
“Mmm, yes, Pas’qet suppose I should have thanking the little childlinghood ‘sovereigner’ like I did Sto and Dai. But you see, as soon as I materialeyes, the little sorcering started bandyering on, about this oath and that pact, and, well. Pas’qet has places to be, interdiwhimsical forces for preparing for and such farth. No time for that, unfortitude.
“Oh, Pas’qet, you tricky devil! You thieves among thiefs, you cleaver vogue! Back was turned, Pas’qet moved inwardsly; a slip of the beak, and Wooolooloo! There we have it. A bellyful of bones, and a new coat for cold, cunnevious Pas’qet. Presto!
“Anyhoos, having clothes isself in the boyle’s pallor. Pas’qet set out-
“Well, yes, Pas’qet did. Of course I did. What else would Pas’qet have wore? I saying I was cold just now, and, well, modestry is important to humans, is it not of? And he don't need his pallor, if he don't have bones, now do him?
“Anyhoos, was not long before Pas’qet encountered human patrol. They, well. Hmmm, they must have saw through, they must have seen-
“No, no. Shaddup. I not stoopid. Just that, but... these humans were not boozebambled quite so easy-like as he, as I thought. Saw through disguisement, cunnevious though it will be. Called said freakling, this word and that, even took new coat from away from of Pas’qet. Sent me to this freakling army, to die with all you freaklings.
“But you see though, it not matter. Because but here’s is the kicking for them: Pas’qet is in. And with Pas’qet comes army, and with army comes-
“What? Of course there is army! He is cunneviously, yes, but- no, really, he does not lie right now. No, Sto’gu’los and Dai-da aba- good, goodly friendses of Pas’qet, they would not lie to Pas’qet! Shaddup shaddup shaddup shaddup!
“This what Pas’qet wants! Pas’qet issssfine, you’ll see! Oh yes, you’ll see. You will all see, oh yes.”
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