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[Comrade P.]

Spoiler: Sample (click to show/hide)

TERRENCE SPEAKS IN A DISTINCTIVE RED TREBUCHET MS, WITH A PINK GLOW. LIKE A GOOD CEPHALOPOD SHOULD.

(('kay, I'm gonna go for black with crimson shadow. Is that readable? Seems readable. I'm assuming people here mostly use Darkling forum layout.))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((I'm probably going to drown, you should be fine with crimson.))

((REGGIE WILL SAVE YOU! Maybe))

[spazyak]

((well if red is taken, I don't think it is...I didn't see any red, is it taken?))

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((A little difficult to read on a phone, on Darkling. I normally use default, though, so I don't have a problem with it.))

Spoiler: Also, found the red-text. Turns out it was Durmokh. (click to show/hide)

==Team 2==
Durmokh Dumrhysson

Ack no. No. NO! Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, this happens!

Attempt to swim to shore, using a floating crate as a buoyancy aid.

[spazyak]

hmm guess I could be this

[Egan_BW]

TEAM2 Ssslavina

Ignore everything about teammates except to get away from them as soon as possible. Keep swimming.
((I like how that honey badger video specifically mentioned King Cobras. And by like I mean terrified.))

[Twinwolf]

Keep swimming.

[TheBiggerFish]

The broken tablet, apparently suffering some sort of exothermic reaction, gives up the ghost and just explodes/shatters/otherwise stops working properly.

>Logging required repairs.

>Requesting a less volatile medium be used to provide distance surveillance access.

>Requesting IMMEDIATE cessation of this mission and recall of those associated, including this unit for repairs, followed by some actual basic training, and tests for fitness for duty, for those involved in this miserable failure.  Preferably, a more-trained crew should be dispatched to this mission.

>Surveillance resumes on the house specifically.

[Dutrius]

==Team 2==
Durmokh Dumrhysson

Attempt to not drown.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Use the forbidden spell, "Enslave GM", to reshape reality and alter the past starting from the moment I stole the broom.
Then resume my murderous actions.

((my stat penalties are -2 charisma and -1 intelligence+memory.

ive got me a hankering for murder, but I cant do that if you use the wrong penalties ))

[Ozarck]

Use the forbidden spell, "Enslave GM", to reshape reality and alter the past starting from the moment I stole the broom.
Then resume my murderous actions.

((my stat penalties are -2 charisma and -1 intelligence+memory.

ive got me a hankering for murder, but I cant do that if you use the wrong penalties ))

Alright. Don't kow why, but I got speed at -1 in my spreadsheet, not memory. Fixed. The cudgel whistles past your back by mere inches as you hurtle yourself over the table, sliding along like some kind of horrid, giant hor d'evours, scattering trays and what have you left and right. the table remains in tact, but the overshoot still has you careen off the other side, only this time simply coming face to face with the cabinet on the other side, which rattles, but does not spill. You leap up, behind the table, screeching in victory and holding the broken broom handle aloft, swishing it left and right in menace. this noticeable lack of obstacles between you and them allows the cudgel bearers to get within range, circling the table from left and right. One delivers a glancing blow to your forearm, and the other gets in a pretty solid hit right to the shoulder, numbing an arm.

upshoot is - no broken table, no crashed cabinet, more stable footing, and opponents freed up to close in instead of delayed by the disaster.

[Ozarck]

((I may have been looking at Eye's stats when I posted Cho's action. I did warn you all I was sleepy at the time of posting.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

team 1, cho-ja.

Engage in hostilities.

Use innate magic to spray caustic venom at mook A then spear my tail at mook B before jumping on him and doing my damndest to tear him to pieces.


Utilize defensive combat tactics to deflect attacks this turn.

Still use innate magic to spray caustic venom at mook A to give myself some breathing room.

Counterattack against mook B with my claws, try to get within his guard so he cant swing his cudgel effectively.

[Insanegame27]

--TEAM ONE-- WASPS
You wasps, GET OUT OF THE BUCKET! You are needed!

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Anyone saving those wasps?
I could probably use some backup.))