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[Twinwolf]

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[AbstractTraitorHero]

((Yep wouldn't be surprised if he tries to turn into the moon or a building or liquify himself))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((I am concerned by the fact that the team 1 situation is still salvageable.

not that I intend to salvage it...))

[TheBiggerFish]

((Okay, so the Eye is one of two characters doing anything remotely resembling the mission guidelines on 1.  We're SO screwed.


The other guy is Fiddler, for actually avoiding the Charlie Foxtrot.))

[Egan_BW]

((The armored guy really shouldn't have let basically anyone who volunteered for that mission go. ))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((The armored guy really shouldn't have let basically anyone who volunteered for that mission go. ))

((Don't think he expected much from either team to be honest))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Okay, so the Eye is one of two characters doing anything remotely resembling the mission guidelines on 1.  We're SO screwed.


The other guy is Fiddler, for actually avoiding the Charlie Foxtrot.))

((nah, fiddler is definitely fetching more fuel for the fire.))

[syvarris]

((You really do have to wonder what our handler was thinking.  Who even employs convicts for tavern security?  Let alone a bunch of monster convicts.  Whoever set up this mission was a complete idiot.

...In character, I mean.  Ozark's doing a great job and this mission is quite fun so far. ))

[TheBiggerFish]

((You really do have to wonder what our handler was thinking.  Who even employs convicts for tavern security?  Let alone a bunch of monster convicts.  Whoever set up this mission was a complete idiot.

...In character, I mean.  Ozark's doing a great job and this mission is quite fun so far. ))

((^^^))

[Ozarck]

((alone, exhausted, severely dehydrated, a solitary figure drifts slowly across the windblown sands. Unconscious, unthinking, at last it falls, as if by chance, into a ravine. it tumbles downward, oblivious to the additional dents and scrapes, until at last it comes to rest on the soft grass next to a pair of worn leather boots. Eyeball Mk 1, you made it back. Well done. Report! The round shape rests silently a moment, then a moment more. At last, it emits a long, sighing wheeze, before slowly clanking to a semblance of life.

...
This unit ...
...
The armored figure is silent, waiting.
This unit ... has ... seen ...
...
things.

Very good, Eyeball Mk. 1. Have some saline. dismissed.))

[Lenglon]

((You know what, With how many people are copying Aylia's idea, I think I'll edit her action.))

[TheBiggerFish]

((
>This unit requests bereavement leave for the loss of its sanity.
))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Jeez, all that dedication and hardship getting back  base and the officer murders the robot by giving it salt water... some people just arent appreciative of the efforts of others...

salt water is bad for robots, for multiple and deadly reasons.))

[Maegil]

==Team 1==
BBTBMSM Simmie

"CRIVENS! GET OFFA ME!" Simmie tries again to get the bucket off. If successful, he'll shout at the scuffle upstairs "Don't ye scooners be starting th' fun wit'out me!"
IF he notices the flashie thingie flashing in the room's semi-darkness, he'll grab it while running out the door. Seeing someone hit his new companion, he'll swing the flashie thingie edge-on (if he has it) or kick (if empty-handed) hard at the broom wielder's shin, yelling "ONLY I CAN HIT ME FRIENDS!". Whether he manages to connect that swing or not, he'll then gleefully abandon himself into the fracas.

[TheBiggerFish]

>Log Entry: Timestamp 1.
>Requesting reassignment from current group as soon as possible.
>Current group has not yet exited the drop point.
>Current group is most likely engaged in fighting judging by auditory surveillance.
>Current group is judged extremely unlikely to stand in a line properly, let alone complete anything remotely close to a rudimentary tactical objective.
>Probability of complete mission success judged to be approaching zero.
>Probability of recovering secondary output minimal.