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[micelus]

You have secretly been funding several necromantic cults to produce an army of undead to invaded Louisiana.

[Egan_BW]

You like the taste of salt.

[crazyabe]

you also like to snort cocain cut with salt and the ashes of virgin's hearts.

[Egan_BW]

Preferably poured into the flaming hellgate at the peak of mount texas.

[crazyabe]

which is right next to the heavan portal on mount taxes rudely enougth...

[Ama]

You have a pet Gopher named Golf Ball.

[crazyabe]

your gopher is slightly over weight being 2 tones more then the normal 198 tons, and you are considering putting him on a meat free diet.

[Fniff]

Your family is of lowborn origin, believed to rise to power during the Magical Revolution of the early 19th century.

[crazyabe]

but they were already in power in the 9th century, "pulling the strings" as it was.

[Ama]

Your mother was a Nazi Ninja that traveled through time.

[crazyabe]

your father was a very "Lusty" Earth Elemental.

[Iituem]

Preferably poured into the flaming hellgate at the peak of mount texas.

which is right next to the heavan portal on mount taxes rudely enougth...

Your two mountains, Mount Texas and Mount Taxes, have been in a state of feud ever since self-awareness was breathed into your bedrock.

[Fniff]

I really like this setting, even though I have no idea how to describe it.

[micelus]

You have 24 kids.

[crazyabe]

Your grand father's name was Pan and your grand mother's name was Gea.