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[Blade Master Model 42]

but will everyone die?

the hallmark of a good dark souls player is either dying to every trap they come across or triggering every trap they come across just to see what happens

I don't know that I agree.

[Tiruin]

Probably not but there is no way to be sure.

That and I assume Damon isn't stupid enough to step on a trap after literally having been warned.

Alain can trigger that one trap right above that one campfire!
You'll all just have to be there to estus her back up.

That or SC has Ariston see what's going on, because if he doesn't post, I'll be shoving Alain up north because she's thinking of 'how best these God dungeons can be according to historical studies', and there's always that 'hallway overlooking another hallway'

[SOLDIER First]

Damon prefers eating shield than blade, actually.

[Nerjin]

When a kind hallow offers you a snack it is unkind to disagree.

[Twinwolf]

Why does everyone seem to think there's an 'e' in Rosalia's name

[GiglameshDespair]

It's not hard to spell Reselie.

[SOLDIER First]

Reese's?

When a kind hallow offers you a snack it is unkind to disagree.

But when the kind hollow is a man...

[Dwarmin]

I'm gonna make you guys feel extra bad for mercy killing poor old Typhos!

[Nerjin]

"You were loud and ugly and now you're dead. Amen."

[GiglameshDespair]

No doubt reciting random poetry is the final stage of hollowing.

It certainly is; your allies then stab you until you hollow to stop your awful recitations of poetry.

[Dwarmin]

"You were loud and ugly and now you're dead. Amen."

"Wait till you hear more of my tragically linear backstory!"

[Tiruin]

I'm gonna make you guys feel extra bad for mercy killing poor old Typhos!

I felt bad already!
Now I'll feel extra extra bad! D: That's the heavy-duty kind, when your bad feelings are being washed off by your optimism.

The lacking comma is a hint to how extra bad it is.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Nah man, don't feel bad. When they go hollow, its barely even like killing the person you used to know. More like killing the thing that kinda looks like them but destroyed them from within. It's like zombies. If I become a zombie, I expect y'all to blow me away before my rotting meat-sack can be used to hurt you.

[Tiruin]

Nah man, don't feel bad. When they go hollow, its barely even like killing the person you used to know. More like killing the thing that kinda looks like them but destroyed them from within. It's like zombies. If I become a zombie, I expect y'all to blow me away before my rotting meat-sack can be used to hurt you.

Yep, true :<

But I can mourn them while they're still with us and can share in our feelings (also while being cheery with them too). When they become hollow...

...What say y'all that we make our own tradition out of this? :3 It'll possibly help our relations with each other too!

[SOLDIER First]

If Damon hollows, and Ariston doesn't immediately murder him, the sheer stupidity of this will forcibly un-hollow Damon long enough to beat the shit out of him for it. This is fact.