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I'm Bob.

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Total Members Voted: 36

[Nunzillor]

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[SOLDIER First]

"there's no median here. it might be mean but there is no other way."

[Trapezohedron]

"...don't we at least get a say in the decision-making?"

Sophia buries her head deeper into her legs. Her sobs considerably become more silent.

[SOLDIER First]

"...no."

[PrivateNomad]

"I'm sorry I caused you three so much pain. For real, this time."

[Dorsidwarf]

: What's that? Sobbing? Distraught tears? A ploy is afoot!

SUDDENLY!

: Aha! Just as I suspected all along!

: As my masterful, scintillating talent led me to!

: There's something going on in that back shed of yours, Ice-man!

: And you can't hide it any longer!

--- The Perfect One - Reprise's theme ---
   Reprise

The Narcissist.

A tall, one-legged monster in the distinctive black armor of the Royal Guard bursts into the room and strikes a dashing pose.


: En garde! By my peerless wit, your undoubtedly dastardly plans are revea-

: Reveal...  Gell... Hedron...

: A-a are t-those....


: H-humans!?

[SOLDIER First]

Hedron nods.

[Trapezohedron]

"...I am not going down without a fight."

Sophia stands up resolutely. In situations like these, Sophia would cower in fear, and attacking her assailants would be unthinkable. But now, she is just full of rage. Sophia holds no eye contact.

"...ready your wea-"

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAA-

The distraction provided just enough to break her from her trance. She is just speechless with the arrival of the peg-legged creature.

[Nunzillor]

Alvin's nervousness had changed to cold resoluteness.  He had had enough.  It seemed the underground had not changed him for the better...  "Are you going to try to capture us too?"

[PrivateNomad]

"R-Reprise? D-Don't worry, they're my friends..!"

[Dorsidwarf]

: Humans... right there... heart... racing... vision... fading....




: No! Begone, fear!

: N-not that one so bold as I would ever know it! Hahah!

: Truly, I inspire greatness in myself with the majesty of my ways.

: But...

: What do you two think you're doing, hiding away in here with these... H-humans?

: Cowardice? Foolishness? Not that anyone can be considered otherwise in comparison to my wit!

: Or is it...

: Betrayal. Sympathisers.


Reprise is talking so fast now that even his dramatic pauses are barely enough to get a word in edgeways.

: And from sentries no less!

: And all discovered by I, Reprise, the greatest of all!



: I'll be elevated for this discovery for sure!

: My true genius, my stunning looks, my dashing skills! Recognised at last!


: Fame! Honor! Blah Blah! Blah Blah!

: Blah Blah Blah Destiny Blah Blah Blah

: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I'm so perfect Blah Blah Blah Blah

It rapidly dawns on everyone present that Reprise isn't going to stop talking.



: Blah Blah Traitors Blah Blah Blah No Other Possible Interpretation Blah Blah Blah Blah

: Blah Armor polish Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Award Ceremony Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Or, for that matter, even aware that anyone but himself is in the room anymore.

: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah National Hero Blah Blah Statue Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Gold!

[PrivateNomad]

"...kids, the guardians of our hopes and dreams, right here."

[Nunzillor]

"He's... I'm so sorry," he lied.

[Trapezohedron]

Sophia was non-plussed. Guy wouldn't SHUT UP at all. Weirdo.

"So, why are we out here? Aren't you guys supposed to be keeping us safe till you murder us for your freedom?"


"I mean, I do get how self-absorbed that guy is that would make you want to leave outright... but aren't you supposed to do some Sentry tasks instead. Like keeping us there? In THAT shack? 'I can't wait to eat DOG FOOD!' "

Her mental state is less angry now, having been interrupted by Reprise and instead, more annoyed at everything. For the first time in the caves, she's now resorting to outright sarcasm. Unthinkable.

[kj1225]

_{"... Can we just ditch this guy?"}