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Author Topic: Religiothon  (Read 4590 times)

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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2015, 11:54:49 am »

All churches have small men with beards playing organs.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2015, 01:36:05 am »

I was planning on waiting a little before bumping, but I don't know if I'll have the time tomorrow, and possibly the days after. So: bump!
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2015, 02:45:05 am »

14.  The greatest evil that the religion warns against is the "elf-spirit," an ancient spectre that possesses people and turns them into treehuggers.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2015, 03:28:00 am by Nunzillor »
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2015, 07:46:47 pm »

Never mind. I have time to bump this again, but I'll be damned if I receive more than 2 replies. Seriously, guys, you get to make your own religion! What's not fun about that?
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2015, 07:47:50 pm »

15. People who try to enforce their unpopular ideas on others shall be hanged in the morning.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2015, 07:48:41 pm »

I feel threatened...
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2015, 07:51:17 pm »

16. There are no threats. There is only justice of Armok.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2015, 07:57:34 pm »

17. The minor gods are dragons
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2015, 08:43:41 pm »

18. Beards are mandatory.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2015, 08:53:12 pm »

19. It is common to sacrifice the first gold bar ever made in a smithy to Armok.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2015, 09:35:08 pm »

20. Thou shall drink till thou drop after a war
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2015, 12:24:17 am »

Here's a potential contradiction:

8. Actually holding a priesthood after initiation requires abstinence from alcohol to allow your liver to not explode.
20. Thou shall drink till thou drop after a war

Could someone clear this up as to why this isn't a contradiction?

Also, you guys are one number behind. The next fact should be #22, not #21.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2015, 12:45:23 am »

Priests are actually expected to ignore that trick requirement and drink until their livers explode, freeing them from ever being able to drink too much alcohol.  The ones that are able to resist the temptation of alcohol are quickly excommunicated for elfish behavior
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2015, 11:12:15 am »

21. The holiday of St. Urist McWorthless Day is celebrated in the winter with mass booze parties and bar brawls.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2015, 11:23:11 am »

22.Elves that have proven themselves worthy are exempt from beard requirements and are considered to have strong spirt and soul for they have broken the chains of there tree hugging society
« Last Edit: December 14, 2015, 11:26:49 am by endlessblaze »
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