The idea is simple: Everyone works together to make up a religion by writing one fact about it in each post. If I catch that it's self-contradicting (or batshit insane), I'll make you start all over again. If everyone manages to get together a total of 100 non-contradictory facts, you win. Now since you probably are eager to get started, here are the rules:
1. Only one fact per post.
2. Do not double-post
3. Number your posts to keep track of how many you have down so far.
4. Don't blatantly copy existing religions (inspiration is fine).
That's all! Just go ahead and post!
Current Religion:1. The object of worship is Armok, God of Blood.
9. Heaven is full of boooze river
15. The greatest evil that the religion warns against is the "elf-spirit," an ancient spectre that possesses people and turns them into treehuggers.
18. The minor gods are dragons
2. The disciples of this art shall be known as 'Forumites'
3. The leadership of Fourmites are grey aliens.
4. The chief priest, second only to Armok himself, is known to take the shape of a toad.
5. The deputy chief priest think he's the real chief priest.
6. Their holy book is, in fact, an anagram of the entirety of the DF wiki.
7. Initiation into priesthood involves lots of blood, alcohol, magma, alcohol, Fun, alcohol and alcohol.
8. Actually holding a priesthood after initiation requires abstinence from alcohol to allow your liver to not explode.
10. This religion totally has huge gothic cathedrals. In space.
11. The First Commandemnt is 'Losing is Fun.' It isn't a commandment really, but shut up.
12. All elves, except those who somehow proved themselves worthy, are banned.
13. The deputy chief priest is a teller of tales and very knowledgeable in faith. He only has three toes, and is called ThreeToed the Bard-Priest.
14. All churches have small men with beards playing organs.
16. People who try to enforce their unpopular ideas on others shall be hanged in the morning.
17. There are no threats. There is only justice of Armok.
19. Beards are mandatory.
20. It is common to sacrifice the first gold bar ever made in a smithy to Armok.
21. Thou shall drink till thou drop after a war
22. Priests are actually expected to ignore that trick requirement and drink until their livers explode, freeing them from ever being able to drink too much alcohol. The ones that are able to resist the temptation of alcohol are quickly excommunicated for elfish behavior
23. The holiday of St. Urist McWorthless Day is celebrated in the winter with mass booze parties and bar brawls.
24. Elves that have proven themselves worthy are exempt from beard requirements and are considered to have strong spirt and soul for they have broken the chains of there tree hugging society
25. being impaled on a burning Wooden Stake for 30 years is the only punishment great enough for being a Tree hugger.
26 Traditional marriages requires a duel to first blood between the spouses. And lots of alcohol.
27. Coming of age for a follower of this religion is hauling a rock to the stockpile.
Sub-categories:7. Initiation into priesthood involves lots of blood, alcohol, magma, alcohol, Fun, alcohol and alcohol.
8. Actually holding a priesthood after initiation requires abstinence from alcohol to allow your liver to not explode.
9. Heaven is full of boooze river
21. Thou shall drink till thou drop after a war
22. Priests are actually expected to ignore that trick requirement and drink until their livers explode, freeing them from ever being able to drink too much alcohol. The ones that are able to resist the temptation of alcohol are quickly excommunicated for elfish behavior
26 Traditional marriages requires a duel to first blood between the spouses. And lots of alcohol.
23. The holiday of St. Urist McWorthless Day is celebrated in the winter with mass booze parties and bar brawls.
12. All elves, except those who somehow proved themselves worthy, are banned.
15. The greatest evil that the religion warns against is the "elf-spirit," an ancient spectre that possesses people and turns them into treehuggers.
22. Priests are actually expected to ignore that trick requirement and drink until their livers explode, freeing them from ever being able to drink too much alcohol. The ones that are able to resist the temptation of alcohol are quickly excommunicated for elfish behavior
24. Elves that have proven themselves worthy are exempt from beard requirements and are considered to have strong spirt and soul for they have broken the chains of there tree hugging society
25. being impaled on a burning Wooden Stake for 30 years is the only punishment great enough for being a Tree hugger.
4. The chief priest, second only to Armok himself, is known to take the shape of a toad.
5. The deputy chief priest think he's the real chief priest.
7. Initiation into priesthood involves lots of blood, alcohol, magma, alcohol, Fun, alcohol and alcohol.
8. Actually holding a priesthood after initiation requires abstinence from alcohol to allow your liver to not explode.
13. The deputy chief priest is a teller of tales and very knowledgeable in faith. He only has three toes, and is called ThreeToed the Bard-Priest.
22. Priests are actually expected to ignore that trick requirement and drink until their livers explode, freeing them from ever being able to drink too much alcohol. The ones that are able to resist the temptation of alcohol are quickly excommunicated for elfish behavior
8. Actually holding a priesthood after initiation requires abstinence from alcohol to allow your liver to not explode.
12. All elves, except those who somehow proved themselves worthy, are banned.
16. People who try to enforce their unpopular ideas on others shall be hanged in the morning.
19. Beards are mandatory.
24. Elves that have proven themselves worthy are exempt from beard requirements and are considered to have strong spirt and soul for they have broken the chains of there tree hugging society
6. Their holy book is, in fact, an anagram of the entirety of the DF wiki.
11. The First Commandemnt is 'Losing is Fun.' It isn't a commandment really, but shut up.
7. Initiation into priesthood involves lots of blood, alcohol, magma, alcohol, Fun, alcohol and alcohol.
20. It is common to sacrifice the first gold bar ever made in a smithy to Armok.
21. Thou shall drink till thou drop after a war
23. The holiday of St. Urist McWorthless Day is celebrated in the winter with mass booze parties and bar brawls.
26 Traditional marriages requires a duel to first blood between the spouses. And lots of alcohol.
27. Coming of age for a follower of this religion is hauling a rock to the stockpile.