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Religiothon
« on: December 12, 2015, 01:57:11 am »

 The idea is simple: Everyone works together to make up a religion by writing one fact about it in each post. If I catch that it's self-contradicting (or batshit insane), I'll make you start all over again. If everyone manages to get together a total of 100 non-contradictory facts, you win. Now since you probably are eager to get started, here are the rules:

1. Only one fact per post.
2. Do not double-post
3. Number your posts to keep track of how many you have down so far.
4. Don't blatantly copy existing religions (inspiration is fine).

That's all! Just go ahead and post!

 Current Religion:
Spoiler: Belief (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Structure (click to show/hide)

Sub-categories:
Spoiler: Alcohol (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Elves (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Priests & Priesthood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Restrictions (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Scripture (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Traditions/Customs (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 16, 2015, 08:22:43 pm by Tomasque »
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2015, 01:59:23 am »

1.  The object of worship is Armok, God of Blood.
((Is this ok?))
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2015, 02:00:06 am »

2. The disciples of this art shall be known as 'Forumites'
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2015, 02:01:18 am »

3. The leadership of Fourmites are grey aliens.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2015, 02:02:35 am »

4. The chief priest, second only to Armok himself, is known to take the shape of a toad.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2015, 02:05:04 am »

5. The deputy chief priest think he's the real chief priest.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2015, 02:29:06 am »

6. Their holy book is, in fact, an anagram of the entirety of the DF wiki.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2015, 03:06:47 am »

7. Initiation into priesthood involves lots of blood, alcohol, magma, alcohol, Fun, alcohol and alcohol.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2015, 03:07:46 am »

8. Actually holding a priesthood after initiation requires abstinence from alcohol to allow your liver to not explode.

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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2015, 07:34:52 am »

9: Heaven is full of boooze river
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2015, 07:44:34 am »

10. This religion totally has huge gothic cathedrals. In space.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2015, 08:12:54 am »

11. The First Commandemnt is 'Losing is Fun.'
It isn't a commandment really, but shut up.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2015, 08:33:06 am »

12. All elves, except those who somehow proved themselves worthy, are banned.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2015, 09:18:08 am »

I'd just like a few things to be clarified:
3. The leadership of Fourmites are grey aliens.
What kind leadership? Who are these aliens?
5. The deputy chief priest think he's the real chief priest.
Who is the deputy chief priest?

You don't need to be the original creator of a fact to clarify it! Just please clarify these before you continue.
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Re: Religiothon
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2015, 11:50:15 am »

The deputy chief priest is a teller of tales and very knowledgeable in faith. He only has three toes, and is called ThreeToed the Bard-Priest.
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