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mispy

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"I need a drink"
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:06:13 am »



An appropriate response to being dismembered, really.
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martinuzz

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Re: "I need a drink"
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2015, 08:26:53 am »

bonus points for finishing the fight by pummeling it to death with a flask of booze
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Re: "I need a drink"
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2015, 09:06:07 am »

Wait... the Axe Lord is swinging an Exceptional steel battle axe against a goblin that's got a Masterful steel battle axe embedded in it?  Where did the second axe come from?
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martinuzz

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Re: "I need a drink"
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2015, 09:11:10 am »

My guess would be that pulling your spare battleaxe from your backpack and swinging it, while the other one is stuck costs less action points and has better damage than pulling on the stuck one. Only start pulling on stuck weapons once you run out of spare ones in your backpack.
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MobRules

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Re: "I need a drink"
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2015, 09:17:03 am »

Wait... the Axe Lord is swinging an Exceptional steel battle axe against a goblin that's got a Masterful steel battle axe embedded in it?  Where did the second axe come from?
There's no rule that says only one Axe Lord can attack a goblin at the same time.
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mispy

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Re: "I need a drink"
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2015, 04:01:01 pm »

There's no rule that says only one Axe Lord can attack a goblin at the same time.

The goblin is quite outnumbered, indeed. More reason to need a drink.
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