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Glueable

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I need to git gud
« on: December 10, 2015, 06:57:38 pm »

Guys how, and also how do I get mlg pls
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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2015, 11:33:10 pm »

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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2015, 05:49:27 am »

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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2015, 02:43:45 am »

Needs more cowbell
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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2015, 05:12:29 pm »

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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2016, 12:55:30 pm »

Well, this is a major event to get good.

First, you require some dank kush. Obtain it. Go to your grocery store, go in the back. You'll find Mr. Snuggles. Beat him to death. Take his sniper rifle. Then do a triple no-scope 720 roll shot against Ms. Snuggles, who is through two walls and a hundred miles away. Easy. Then steal Mr. Snuggles dank kush. Smoke it all.

Secondly, go buy a ton of mountain dew. Cubed. Make sure it's in a square. How? Aerodynamic kush creation, of course. If you went to Aimbot Skool you should know exactly of what this means. If not, you will have to get a killtacular killstreak, and call the tactical nuke, twice. When you've done that, go to the police station. Steal their kush. Come back before the airstrike hits, and put the kush and mountain dew together. You'll make the first part of the Get Gud drink, which means blowing up the kush and ton of dew. That will make a shot of Ged Gud. Drink it. Now scream about the killstealers, do a 19205 cubed spin, shoot three sniper rifles at once, and become the president of Dank Kush. Welcome to the MLG leagues, nub.
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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2016, 01:16:35 pm »

have you tried a tutorial
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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2016, 12:38:50 am »

Well, this is a major event to get good.

First, you require some dank kush. Obtain it. Go to your grocery store, go in the back. You'll find Mr. Snuggles. Beat him to death. Take his sniper rifle. Then do a triple no-scope 720 roll shot against Ms. Snuggles, who is through two walls and a hundred miles away. Easy. Then steal Mr. Snuggles dank kush. Smoke it all.

Secondly, go buy a ton of mountain dew. Cubed. Make sure it's in a square. How? Aerodynamic kush creation, of course. If you went to Aimbot Skool you should know exactly of what this means. If not, you will have to get a killtacular killstreak, and call the tactical nuke, twice. When you've done that, go to the police station. Steal their kush. Come back before the airstrike hits, and put the kush and mountain dew together. You'll make the first part of the Get Gud drink, which means blowing up the kush and ton of dew. That will make a shot of Ged Gud. Drink it. Now scream about the killstealers, do a 19205 cubed spin, shoot three sniper rifles at once, and become the president of Dank Kush. Welcome to the MLG leagues, nub.

Thanks for this

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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2016, 12:55:21 am »

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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2016, 12:51:41 pm »

Well, this is a major event to get good.

First, you require some dank kush. Obtain it. Go to your grocery store, go in the back. You'll find Mr. Snuggles. Beat him to death. Take his sniper rifle. Then do a triple no-scope 720 roll shot against Ms. Snuggles, who is through two walls and a hundred miles away. Easy. Then steal Mr. Snuggles dank kush. Smoke it all.

Secondly, go buy a ton of mountain dew. Cubed. Make sure it's in a square. How? Aerodynamic kush creation, of course. If you went to Aimbot Skool you should know exactly of what this means. If not, you will have to get a killtacular killstreak, and call the tactical nuke, twice. When you've done that, go to the police station. Steal their kush. Come back before the airstrike hits, and put the kush and mountain dew together. You'll make the first part of the Get Gud drink, which means blowing up the kush and ton of dew. That will make a shot of Ged Gud. Drink it. Now scream about the killstealers, do a 19205 cubed spin, shoot three sniper rifles at once, and become the president of Dank Kush. Welcome to the MLG leagues, nub.

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My man, no worries. Though, I think you may have messed up my tutorial. You forgot to shoot Ms. Snuggles, didn't you? Your not gud enuff. Do it again. Ten times.
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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2016, 02:48:37 pm »

to be fair the only need is to get drank
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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2016, 11:34:58 pm »

Git more than gud, git gr8!

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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2016, 03:22:59 pm »

Only buy deagle until you can buy an awp, then feed it to the enemy smurf and scream racist obscenties at your team until youre out of breath, repeat ad nauseum, you should get into the flow of things after a few rounds like this and then you can improvise.
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Re: I need to git gud
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2016, 04:08:40 pm »

You want to git gud? http://www.sirlin.net/ptw/
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