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LordBrassroast

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Roll To Orcs
« on: December 10, 2015, 06:17:40 pm »
You are Orcs. For some reason, the Council of Orc Elders has decided that they don't want to put you to death, per se, but they don't want you guys to be alive any more. Therefore, they order you to form a Warband, buy what supplies you can afford, and get the hell out. This does not take place in the Warhammer Fantasy or WH40K 'verses, but the references do fly thick and fast.

I will be taking 6 players, after we have 6 we'll buy gear and ship out.

Please post your:
Name
Profession
A short character description
Why you were exiled

I will be using standard RTD rules:
1: Critical fail, something bad happens
2: Fail, turn essentially wasted
3-4: Success
5: Critical Success, something unexpected and positive happens
6: Overshot, you succeed but something bad happens.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on December 11, 2015, 08:18:20 am
Name: Flithy Umie.
Profession: Professional Head Whacker (fighter).
Character Description: Umie likes whacking people over the head.
Why you were exiled?: Filthy Umie whacked an elder over the head and he didn't like it too much.

Quote from: Yourmaster on December 11, 2015, 08:03:43 pm
Name: Organz
Profession: Weirdboy (mage)
Character description: Dis boy luvs da Waaagh! He gets sommadem Psykik powers!
Why you were exiled: Dumb runts. Dey probably exiled me for bein' too good at wut ah do! Grots!
« Last Edit: December 23, 2015, 04:04:34 pm by LordBrassroast »
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Re: Roll To Orcs
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2015, 08:18:20 am »
Name: Flithy Umie.
Profession: Professional Head Whacker (fighter).
Character Description: Umie likes whacking people over the head.
Why you were exiled?: Filthy Umie whacked an elder over the head and he didn't like it too much.
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Re: Roll To Orcs
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2015, 08:03:43 pm »
Name: Organz
Profession: Weirdboy (mage)
Character description: Dis boy luvs da Waaagh! He gets sommadem Psykik powers!
Why you were exiled: Dumb runts. Dey probably exiled me for bein' too good at wut ah do! Grots!
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on December 21, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

LordBrassroast

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Re: Roll To Orcs
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2015, 11:35:41 pm »
Sadly, this is a fantasy campaign, so there will be no dakka. However, there will be much choppa.
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Re: Roll To Orcs
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2015, 06:47:48 am »
Will revert to normal 'umie speak, then.
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on December 21, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: Roll To Orcs
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2015, 10:31:25 am »
Quote from: Yourmaster on December 12, 2015, 06:47:48 am
Will revert to normal 'umie speak, then.
DARZ ALREADZ A ORK AR TEE DAY! ITZ ME LATEST THREED!
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Re: Roll To Orcs
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2015, 10:38:57 am »
Oh.
I apologize, boyz.
I'll just dakka this thread until it stops moving.
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Re: Roll To Orcs
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2015, 04:02:22 pm »
So, poketwo's RTD is no longer alive. Therefore, I'm resurrecting this one. ORKZ TIME, BOYZ!
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