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[LordPorkins]

I'm having a family situation, but it should be fixed soon..ish. Either way, if someone could update the character spreadsheet with everyone who joined (All character sheets before now are accepted!) I'd be able to get the turn done. Sorry for the wait!

(sorry to hear. Best of luck!)

[Strife26]

"I'm curious. What all are you people trying to a complete?"

[Gwolfski]

"I'm curious. What all are you people trying to a complete?"

a clay hut thingy, to sleep in, then clothes, then food, then atomic bombs

[Strife26]

"Strange set of priorities, especially on a nice evening like this. You're welcome to them, though. Best try a gun type device rather than anything complex, though."

[Gwolfski]

"... In reality, instead of the atomic bomb, which will come later, I want some sort of metallurgy, mining and stone constructions, and then steam power."

[LordPorkins]

"And i want to see if its possible to create booze out of coconuts!"
Suddenly from the brush, Porkins steps forth wearing his birthday suit and carrying a "regretably" empty bottle

[Nunzillor]

"Woah, hey, where'd you get that bottle?  You have any more?  Also, tell me more about this plan of yours."

[LordPorkins]

"Not to my knowledge. I found it when i woke up. Im pretty sure i cheated a crimelord at cards.... Or something. Also, hold your horses. Coconuts have a very low sugar concentration, so if you want anything better than Peach Shnapps, than we gotta find some better stuff."

[Nunzillor]

"Alright, well there's gotta be something around here.  I'm pretty sure we all just blacked out after a crazy party filled with the stuff, so we can't be too far from some alcohol.  This is important, we have to make this happen."

[LordPorkins]

"Well, i have no idea what happened. Anyway, lets get some basic sticks and rocks to make a fire. We need heat for a still"

[Nunzillor]

"Sure, good idea."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Hello?  To whom am I speaking?"

[Nunzillor]

"Dunno, there's lots of people around here in this jungle or forest or whatever.  I'm Kirk, though.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Nice to meet you, Kirk.

I'm Alan."

[Nunzillor]

"Nice to meet you too, Alan.  This is really fucked up."