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[Coolrune206]

Quickly swim away in pain and, using all of my incredible luck, manage to obtain the shield from the bloody twat who floated over the water.

Seriously, I need that shield. I die way too f*cking often.

[Whisperling]

Quickly swim away in pain and, using all of my incredible luck, manage to obtain the shield from the bloody twat who floated over the water.

Seriously, I need that shield. I die way too f*cking often.

That shield is already in my inventory! Use telekinesis to drown this guy, and preferably anyone else who tries their hand at thievery, too. Use the fancy loot to defend myself if need be.

Should my attack become irrelevant, simply go back the way I came. Telekinetically uproot the statue if I've got time.

[Elephant Parade]

Quickly swim away in pain and, using all of my incredible luck, manage to obtain the shield before the other dude can grab it.

Seriously, I need that shield. I die way too f*cking often.

Swim to the island with the shield. Attack the guy floating.

Khopesh beats shield. Good thing I (might) have both.

Spoiler: GM response (click to show/hide)

He already has the shield. It said so in the spoiler; it was going to say so in the turn, but that didn't happen. Oops!

[LordBrassroast]

Grab the goblins of the outposts' crap.

((Dude, could you, like, use a different die or something?

[Paphi]

Haha! Pain is good, it means alive. Loot the corpses, like a good wannabe Mongol, then...

North!

Maybe if find armor, put that on. But no plate armor! Real barbarians wear leather at worst, and loincloths at best.

((Does this shield even factor in to defense?))

[palu]

I loot the corpses in the statue room.

[Dustan Hache]

Continue using Ze healing on the barbarian till they stop writhing in pain.

[ATHATH]

I loot the corpses in the statue room.

"Please help me?"

I will break the game free eventually!

[Whisperling]

I loot the corpses in the statue room.

"Please help me?"

I will break the game free eventually!

((I'll help you out as soon as people stop trying to steal my loot. That may take a while.))

[FallacyofUrist]

Stop, drop, and roll.

[Whisperling]

((I want you to succeed, so I stopped attacking you))

((Thanks! Edited my action so I drown the other guy instead.))

[blazing glory]

Tell Jim to leave the two to their squabbling, go over to the guard post.

[ATHATH]

I loot the corpses in the statue room.

"Please help me?"

I will break the game free eventually!

((I'll help you out as soon as people stop trying to steal my loot. That may take a while.))

Perhaps we can help each other.

Insanity Beam (focus my Sacred Air on) anyone who tries to steal this guy's loot.

[Coolrune206]

"Why would you make me insane?! I'm already insane! I've died under a massive ceiling of rocks, gotten my leg bit off by a giant demonic crocodile, and nearly died fighting a man in the water! I keep coming so close to death, or literally dying. That cheeky prick skipped the trial by water and just stole the treasure! I deserve this! I sacrificed my fuggin leg for this! Just give me this!!!.... Just.... just... just... give me this......"

[Whisperling]

"Why would you make me insane?! I'm already insane! I've died under a massive ceiling of rocks, gotten my leg bit off by a giant demonic crocodile, and nearly died fighting a man in the water! I keep coming so close to death, or literally dying. That cheeky prick skipped the trial by water and just stole the treasure! I deserve this! I sacrificed my fuggin leg for this! Just give me this!!!.... Just.... just... just... give me this......"

"I did not skip the trial, nor did steal 'your' treasure. I simply thought my way through a dilemma."