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Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« on: December 06, 2015, 04:55:10 pm »

Made into a full thread per WTF Thread request here.

As you wake up tomorrow, you realize something is very, very wrong. A weirdly specific cataclysm has instantly wiped out every single human except, for some reason, people with an active Bay12 account at the time of the event.

What do you do?

This is essentially a fun zombie-apocalypse-prepper-style speculative scenario. Feel free to join in anytime!
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2015, 04:58:33 pm »

Skipping the mourning for my friends, family and everything in society I loved, being in London, I would:

Go into a shop, get crackers, marmite, 3 brands of biscuits, butter, cutlery, take my laptop, get to the top of St Pauls and start bellringing like crazy to attract attention.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2015, 04:59:10 pm »

Go online and realise there's been recent activity on Bay12. Post a question asking if anyone knows what's happening in the WTF thread.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2015, 05:02:11 pm »

lament my lack of understanding of cooking. of course I can just go get some easy mac from the store.

my lack of a drivers license is no object. I can take the golf cart. seeing as there's no cars to hit.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2015, 05:05:27 pm »

I'm basically screwed unless I can make it across to Australia or America.

So, I suppose I'd be looking for a ship, and trying to figure out how to work it.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2015, 05:10:21 pm »

Post in the WTF thread to figure out what's going on. Check on it periodically while I steal smartphones, and try to find someone's keychain with one of those remote unlock/horn things for their car on it.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2015, 05:10:58 pm »

I guess it would be pretty much a lot of walking involved for me so... set up a petty one-person kingdom in my general location. No escaped lunatics allowed.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2015, 05:12:36 pm »

Drive over to the naval base in Norfolk and find others to gather a crew of swashbuckling pirates to sail the seven seas(until we run out of fuel)
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2015, 05:16:22 pm »

First off:"Oh CARP."
First and a halfth off:Post a thread for Maryland B12ers.  Generally point towards Baltimore.
Second off, start pulling manuals from the interwebs.
Third off, actually follow my advice and head to Baltimore.  I have a key for a house there, so I'll move in.
Fourth off: ensure power keeps on.  Use manuals from 2.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2015, 05:19:03 pm »

Actually, yeah, fuel is a thing. Learning to sail might be a useful skill. Although knowing me I'd probably make some kind of absurd solar-powered monstrosity and lament every time it rains.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2015, 05:20:53 pm »

For that matter, we need to ensure our infrastructure keeps working so we CAN communicate.
Start a thread on that.
Immediately. 
Share relevant manuals.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2015, 05:23:37 pm »

Go on the WTF thread. Look for anyone near baltimore. Learn how to drive a car. Play some binding of isaac. Download manuals and all of wikipedia onto a thumbdrive. Try to find a generator. feed my dog and cat. Watch T.V. with my brother.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2015, 05:24:49 pm »

Does your brother have an account?
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2015, 05:26:36 pm »

Does your brother have an account?

Its inactive, but yes he does.
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Re: Only Forumites Survive - Bay12 Edition
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2015, 05:28:51 pm »

Hm.
The premise specifies active accounts but whatever...

tntey:You would probably find that I'm currently starting organizing in the Baltimore area.

A note that TV stations would probably not have many people....Hm.

Actually...

Track down local affiliate stations and set up a loop to broadcast the meetup points.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2015, 05:32:52 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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