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[AzyWng]

Ariel facepalms before turning to the magician. "Sorry about my buddy there. He seems... a bit less accepting of differences than some of the folks you might find in this town. Anyway, that's a pretty cool trick..." Ariel examines the magician's beer cup, trying to check if there are any strings attached.

[Pancaek]

"What the fuck... How drunk am I?"
I grab the magician's drink.

Ariel facepalms before turning to the magician. "Sorry about my buddy there. He seems... a bit less accepting of differences than some of the folks you might find in this town. Anyway, that's a pretty cool trick..." Ariel examines the magician's beer cup, trying to check if there are any strings attached.

"You one of 'em Aysuns? You look the part. We dun' like Aysuns 'round 'ere."
Push the magician.

Bubba pushes the magician, who has to take a few shaky steps back but manages not to fall over. Meanwhile, Tattoos grabs the cup from midair. It doesn't provide any resistance to being grabbed or anything. Ariel apologizes before things escalate. The magician dusts himself off.

"Yeah, okay, I'll let that slide. But tell you what, I've got way more cool tricks. I can even see into the future. So, you guys buy me something to eat and I'll let you choose what trick you want to see next. How's that?"

[SaberToothTiger]

"Now how 'bout you show that you show that trick where you go and shove that cup up your ass?"

[crazyabe]

"Bubba you might want to shut it, I think he's a Local..."

[SaberToothTiger]

"I don' 'er been sayin' thayut we dun' have no Aysuns. I sure tiyunk he IS a local foruhner. I dun' care neverdeleyus.

((I apologize to speaking with a southern accent. I am so, so sorry.))

[Pancaek]

"Bubba you might want to shut it, I think he's a Local..."

"Now how 'bout you show that you show that trick where you go and shove that cup up your ass?"

"Now how 'bout you show that you show that trick where you go and shove that cup up your ass?"

"Oh yeah? Sure thing, tough guy, I'll shove that cup where the sun don't shine."

The magician janks the cup from Tattoo's hand and holds it in front of him. He claps his hand together, the cup dissapearing between them. Bubba suddenly grabs his stomach, getting immense pain in his intestines. He suddenly really, really needs to go to the bathroom.

"There, how's that? You dumb fucker."

The magician walks off in a huff, dissapearing back into the crowd.

[SaberToothTiger]

"Ayushaul! Now I dun' feel too good..."
Look for a bathroom, preferably an empty one, but if it's really, really, REALLY bad, an occupied one will do.

[crazyabe]

"I Told ya not to mess with him."

[AzyWng]

"Oh yeah? Sure thing, tough guy, I'll shove that cup where the sun don't shine."

The magician janks the cup from Tattoo's hand and holds it in front of him. He claps his hand together, the cup dissapearing between them. Bubba suddenly grabs his stomach, getting immense pain in his intestines. He suddenly really, really needs to go to the bathroom.

"There, how's that? You dumb fucker."

The magician walks off in a huff, dissapearing back into the crowd.
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Ariel frowns, somewhat disappointed by Bubba's stupidity and the fact that the magician is gone (he really wanted to talk to him), yet also somewhat amused by Bubba's most recent problem.

[Pancaek]

"I Told ya not to mess with him."

Ariel frowns, somewhat disappointed by Bubba's stupidity and the fact that the magician is gone (he really wanted to talk to him), yet also somewhat amused by Bubba's most recent problem.

"Ayushaul! Now I dun' feel too good..."
Look for a bathroom, preferably an empty one, but if it's really, really, REALLY bad, an occupied one will do.

It is, in fact, really, REALLY bad. You manage to find a blue port-a-potty that is not occupied, just a little bit dirty. Bubba locks himself inside and hastily takes off his pants and sits down. The pain is exruciating and his two companions can hear him even from a few feet away from the port-a-potty.

To bubba's surprise, what he finds inside of the toilet bowl is not, as he suspected during the ordeal, a large cactus or a bunch of nails. But a crumpled up red plastic cup, like the one they serve beer in at this party. What the hell.

[AzyWng]

Ariel grimaces, but says nothing more.

[SaberToothTiger]

"I need to remember to put aside the cup next time I drink" thought Bubba to himself.
This experience calls for more booze and a steady influx of chow. Drink beer and then go to the all american fast food.

[crazyabe]

Follow that Fat Assed Idiot! we Don't need Him doing something dumber...

[AzyWng]

"I need to remember to put aside the cup next time I drink" thought Bubba to himself.
This experience calls for more booze and a steady influx of chow. Drink beer and then go to the all american fast food.

The wanderer decided to follow... whatever that other guy's name was (Ariel didn't remember catching it), and follow Bubba to the fast food. Ariel tried to remember the amount of money he had in his wallet.

((YOU! I like you!
Seriously, though, this is pretty entertaining stuff...
Also, Pancaek, is this the first roll we're actually gonna make?))

[Pancaek]

"I need to remember to put aside the cup next time I drink" thought Bubba to himself.
This experience calls for more booze and a steady influx of chow. Drink beer and then go to the all american fast food.

The wanderer decided to follow... whatever that other guy's name was (Ariel didn't remember catching it), and follow Bubba to the fast food. Ariel tried to remember the amount of money he had in his wallet.

((YOU! I like you!
Seriously, though, this is pretty entertaining stuff...
Also, Pancaek, is this the first roll we're actually gonna make?))

((You will, for the amount of money you've got in your pockets. I'm not going to roll to find the burger joint, you've got two locals with you so I assume they know the way. There have been rolls already, but it's all been behind the scenes kinda stuff.))

"I need to remember to put aside the cup next time I drink" thought Bubba to himself.
This experience calls for more booze and a steady influx of chow. Drink beer and then go to the all american fast food.

Follow that Fat Assed Idiot! we Don't need Him doing something dumber...

Ariel [4] You've got a healthy 98 dollars in your pockets. Sweet.

The three stooges, lead by Bubba, go over to the All-american-fastfood joint in town. They arrive not ten minutes later at the "restaurant". The building used to be a mcdonalds joint that went out of business because there wasn't enough clientele. The new owner was able to buy the place for a pittance and didn't even bother to change the decor. He just slapped the "a" in front of the McDonalds M above the the door, and "erican fastfood" behind it. The new letters are green neon, which clashes a bit with the yellow M, but it has its charm.

Once inside the three of you are greeted by a man known to the locals as Greasy Mac, purveyor of all things that make your arteries clog and your bowels scream for mercy. He's wiping off a glass with some cloth, but you wonder if it's actually doing anything other than making the glass even greasier. He raises an eyebrow at the three of you, waiting for your order.