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Voting closed: April 12, 2016, 05:21:02 pm

[Cthulhu_Pakabol]

How's Pakabol the dirty coward archer gallant sniper captain doing?

[Dunamisdeos]

Well he has a squad of 5 now.

[Glass]

How's Pakabol the dirty coward archer gallant sniper captain doing?

So wait, from now on, "dirty" should be replaced with "gallant", "coward" with "sniper", and "archer" with "captain"? Got it.

Erin Quill would like you to know that our gallant Communist leaders are all snipers.

[Cthulhu_Pakabol]

How's Pakabol the dirty coward archer gallant sniper captain doing?

So wait, from now on, "dirty" should be replaced with "gallant", "coward" with "sniper", and "archer" with "captain"? Got it.

Erin Quill would like you to know that our gallant Communist leaders are all snipers.

GULAG TIME Wonderful vacation for you.

[Glass]

How's Pakabol the dirty coward archer gallant sniper captain doing?

So wait, from now on, "dirty" should be replaced with "gallant", "coward" with "sniper", and "archer" with "captain"? Got it.

Erin Quill would like you to know that our gallant Communist leaders are all snipers.

GULAG TIME Wonderful vacation for you.

谢谢!

[LordBrassroast]

How's Pakabol the dirty coward archer gallant sniper captain doing?

So wait, from now on, "dirty" should be replaced with "gallant", "coward" with "sniper", and "archer" with "captain"? Got it.

Erin Quill would like you to know that our gallant Communist leaders are all snipers.

GULAG TIME Wonderful vacation for you.

谢谢!

Yes, wonderful, all-expenses-paid trip to Dwarven SiberiaWINTER RESORT. Is lovely this time of year. Please, Queen Amperzand's treat. I am Lady-Commander Brassroast of People's Red Army, and am of escorting you to horrible hellhole prison WONDERFUL VACATION FUNTIMES.

[Glass]

How's Pakabol the dirty coward archer gallant sniper captain doing?

So wait, from now on, "dirty" should be replaced with "gallant", "coward" with "sniper", and "archer" with "captain"? Got it.

Erin Quill would like you to know that our gallant Communist leaders are all snipers.

GULAG TIME Wonderful vacation for you.

谢谢!

Yes, wonderful, all-expenses-paid trip to Dwarven SiberiaWINTER RESORT. Is lovely this time of year. Please, Queen Amperzand's treat. I am Lady-Commander Brassroast of People's Red Army, and am of escorting you to horrible hellhole prison WONDERFUL VACATION FUNTIMES.

Quill would like to exploit re-inform you of his diplomatic immunity, as he is technically still a registered wandering trader.

[LordBrassroast]

How's Pakabol the dirty coward archer gallant sniper captain doing?

So wait, from now on, "dirty" should be replaced with "gallant", "coward" with "sniper", and "archer" with "captain"? Got it.

Erin Quill would like you to know that our gallant Communist leaders are all snipers.

GULAG TIME Wonderful vacation for you.

谢谢!

Yes, wonderful, all-expenses-paid trip to Dwarven SiberiaWINTER RESORT. Is lovely this time of year. Please, Queen Amperzand's treat. I am Lady-Commander Brassroast of People's Red Army, and am of escorting you to horrible hellhole prison WONDERFUL VACATION FUNTIMES.

Quill would like to exploit re-inform you of his diplomatic immunity, as he is technically still a registered wandering trader.

Oh, no, we don't careWONDERFUL VACATION WINTER FUNTIMES ARE FOR EVERYONE. NO DOCUMENTATION NEEDED.

[Glass]

[a bunch of prior quotes, let's not impale ourselves on a quote pyramid]

...
[Erin Quill walks over to one of the various mechanisms lying about his paper-covered room]
Yes... Hello, Mr. Wright... Yes, I would like some assistance in court... Yes, it's Communists again, don't ask me why this keeps happening...

[Dunamisdeos]

There are no lawyers in Blazecooks, there is only the people.

[LordBrassroast]

Lawyers are bourgeois, and are to be shot or deported SENT TO WONDERFUL VACATION FUNTIMES, WHERE SOMETIMES IT IS SO NICE THEY STAY FOREVER on sight in the Glorious Blazecook Union of Socialist Monarchies.

[Onyx Discforge]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Blazecooks with a joke referencing lawyers.

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

[Glass]

Mr. Wright, they seem to have a thing about lawyers... yes, yes, the whole "bourgeois" routine, yeah, I told you they're Communists... no, I don't think that they'll care if you find any contradictions in their arguments, and they undoubtedly won't give a single dragon's *ss how many times you yell "objection" at them... no, I promise you, that's not going to work.

[Onyx Discforge]

Mr. Wright, they seem to have a thing about lawyers... yes, yes, the whole "bourgeois" routine, yeah, I told you they're Communists... no, I don't think that they'll care if you find any contradictions in their arguments, and they undoubtedly won't give a single dragon's *ss how many times you yell "objection" at them... no, I promise you, that's not going to work.

I object to you trying to sue Big Brother HER GLORIOUS COMMUNIST MAJESTY QUEEN AMPERSAND.  Continue and you will be thrown into a melting-down Chernobyl reactor NOT BE ABLE TO CAUSE ANY MORE NUIANCES BECAUSE YOU WILL have your head bashed in by a totally-not suspicious shield-shaped indentation BE IN HAPPY BOLSHEVIK COMMUNIST PARTY LAND.  In the middle of nowhere while it is snowing.  And cold.  Very very cold.

[Glass]

Mr. Wright, they seem to have a thing about lawyers... yes, yes, the whole "bourgeois" routine, yeah, I told you they're Communists... no, I don't think that they'll care if you find any contradictions in their arguments, and they undoubtedly won't give a single dragon's *ss how many times you yell "objection" at them... no, I promise you, that's not going to work.

I object to you trying to sue Big Brother HER GLORIOUS COMMUNIST MAJESTY QUEEN AMPERSAND.  Continue and you will be thrown into a melting-down Chernobyl reactor NOT BE ABLE TO CAUSE ANY MORE NUIANCES BECAUSE YOU WILL have your head bashed in by a totally-not suspicious shield-shaped indentation BE IN HAPPY BOLSHEVIK COMMUNIST PARTY LAND.  In the middle of nowhere while it is snowing.  And cold.  Very very cold.

...suing? What is suing? Monsieur Wright is a defense lawyer! This is an outrage!