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Voting closed: April 12, 2016, 05:21:02 pm

[Trigon]

What a powerful man turtle.

[Onyx Discforge]

Onyx Discforge has stopped running around babbling.

HOLY SHIT I'M ALIVE.  Well, Learnmouth gets one Minotaur survival added to her list.  And for having zero training whatsoever, I think she'll make a fine soldier distraction for others to steal kills.

Onyx must have said something for that Minotaur to attack her tongue first.  How she doesn't have an injured tongue with it being used to drag her into the ground, I don't know.  At least she'll be able to trash talk the doctors into believing her ribs are but a flesh wound.

[Trigon]

With the ultimate in human turtle tech in Onyx this town will be impermeable. Unless people go around.

[Cthulhu_Pakabol]

The one woman phalanx.

[Glass]

Hail to all of ye!
The name's Erin Quill, I have a lot of, um, stuff, I, I'd gladly trade it for... um...
Er...I'm.. a bit lost. C-could I, maybe, erm, spend a bit of time here? I, I'll try to be of assistance while I'm here, but, um... yes. I just need a place to sleep. I've kinda lost my caravan.

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Hello, everyone (Onyx especially; thanks for showing me the thread)! In case you haven't guessed yet, I would desire to have a human made for me. His backstory (which I understand can't actually be made in the game; we can't edit history, after all) is that he's a wandering trader with a fascination with anything related to dragons, magic, artifacts, and ice. He also tends to keep as much of these things on him at a time as he can, and what he can't carry, he'll sell.

He also has a tendency to... well, let's just call him a Mad !!Science!!tist. He likes experimenting with fields of experimentation typically associated only with dwarves... though, on the other hand, at least one other member of the fortress seems to also share that variety of insanity (I'm looking at you, Onyx the Professional Distraction).

I expect either awesome !!insanity!! or a swift !!death!!.

[Dunamisdeos]

Well, we can always use another scholar. Not sure I can accurately simulate the rest of that.

Sadly, there are no dwarves. Only hoo-mans. I'll see if I can find someone with trading experience to turn into a scholar in any case.

[Glass]

Don't worry, I wasn't expecting you to be able to recreate the backstory; it's just for if I want to say stuff as Erin.

As for the dwarf stuff, it's just referring to the fact that he's the kind of guy who would start "secretly" building a giant computer to run the city, and, when caught building the giant computer, deny that any such computer exists, even as he continues building it.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Ryukan of House White gold wishes to settle here as a scholar... If no man is found, I'll settle for a Lady Rylee Whitegold

[Dunamisdeos]

Ryukan and Erin Quill have been designated! I will update at another time with their profile, I'm out of time today.

Both are scholars, and Mr Quill wrote a book already titled "The Unabridged Blazecooks". It regards the masterwork paper made in Blazecooks during this period. It is rated as, um... not awful. It is however, quite popular. Many citizens have read it. I think we might expand the library soon.

Still though, first "history" book in Blazecook.

[LordBrassroast]

"The Unabridged Blazecook"

Deals entirely with one really awesome piece of paper.

Dem f**king dorfs, man.

[Onyx Discforge]

"The Unabridged Blazecook"

Deals entirely with one really awesome piece of paper.

Dem f**king dorfshumans, man.

[LordBrassroast]

Aw crap, I forgot they were humans for a second! Despite the words "human fort" appearing 18 times on the page. 

[Onyx Discforge]

Ryukan and Erin Quill have been designated! I will update at another time with their profile, I'm out of time today.

Both are scholars, and Mr Quill wrote a book already titled "The Unabridged Blazecooks". It regards the masterwork paper made in Blazecooks during this period. It is rated as, um... not awful. It is however, quite popular. Many citizens have read it. I think we might expand the library soon.

Still though, first "history" book in Blazecook.

It's just a matter of time before one iteration of Onyx writes a book about being used as a human punching bag and/or how to avoid being used as a human punching bag.

"The Useless Human's Guide to not Being Used to Test Dangerous Stuff
Step 1: Don't be useless.
Step 2: Don't have the first name "Onyx" or the title "Professional Distraction".  If you already have that name or title, then it may be too late."

[Dunamisdeos]

I had a slow day today and made these based on in-game descriptions.

Spoiler:  Presenting post-it art (click to show/hide)

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DAWNING THOUGHT: Hang on... didn't Kazturkey request a human? Did I completely leave Kazturkey out of this? I am a terrible person.

[jrrocks1]

Ryukan and Erin Quill have been designated! I will update at another time with their profile, I'm out of time today.

Both are scholars, and Mr Quill wrote a book already titled "The Unabridged Blazecooks". It regards the masterwork paper made in Blazecooks during this period. It is rated as, um... not awful. It is however, quite popular. Many citizens have read it. I think we might expand the library soon.

Still though, first "history" book in Blazecook.

Has Greatjon been designated yet?