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Voting closed: April 12, 2016, 05:21:02 pm

[Timeless Bob]

I think I understand!

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You'll also need those plug-protectors (little plastic doohikeys that keep junior from frying his/her poor widdle brain when exploring the room by touching and tasting it.)  You'd be surprised how much babies resemble dwarves in their decision making algorithm.  Unfortunately, a fussy baby is often the same as one with a "special mood".  Sometimes burps and milk suffice, but sometimes the little tyke is heartbroken because they were scared by a passing glint of light on the wall or the rumble of a truck three blocks away.
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So, alcohol and mushrooms then. I'm glad I came here for advice. Do you have to give them multiple types of alcohol, or will mushroom wine do it?

Nah, just kidding though. We've got cabinet locks and plug protectors all happening. Apparently he's orienting himself for birth a month early, so I might have my hands full a bit earlier than I thought. The real question is how long before I can get him to play a community fort with me. 

Many people dab a bit of cooking sherry on a binky when they're teething - the alcohol soothes their gums and at the same time stimulates their palates, so that they develop their taste buds more fully.

[bluemovie]

This is the end? 

[Dunamisdeos]

No sir! I may have a lot on my plate (rearranged entire living and dining room to allow more play space for dunababy today), but BLAZECOOKS III will not end!

Actually, we have something of a snow day today where I am. I hope to get this year finished.

Minor updates include a new z-level to the wall being half-finished, and a new scholar added to the library. Still no new books, not sure what's up with that.

[Dunamisdeos]

Anyone have any idea why a human might not pray to their deity? LadyBrassroast is badly distracted about not being able to pray to Quamun, God of Love, despite there being a shrine around for months and being off duty.

Also, here's something you don't see everyday.



Still haven't finished the year. So much happening.

Progress has also been made towards getting Her Magnificent Communist Majesty Queen Amperzand married. She has quickly made friends with her intended, that being a communist jeweler.

[bluemovie]

Im glad to know that you're still running. Can I still take human? Warrior which pray for some evil gods?

[Dunamisdeos]

Im glad to know that you're still running. Can I still take human? Warrior which pray for some evil gods?

You shall have the next best warrior in the lead squad.

Also, I can't wrap my brain around tombs that are not underground. Therefore, all tombs will be underground, preferably with some kind of lever puzzle to unlock.

Sadly, block pushing puzzles are not a thing.

[90908]

Man me, big boy.

Nines McGee, custom profession of Demon Lord, actual profession up to you.

[Dunamisdeos]

Man me, big boy.

Nines McGee, custom profession of Demon Lord, actual profession up to you.

We need a new, larger tavern with multiple barkeeps. All of the best barkeeps have nicknames.

[90908]

Man me, big boy.

Nines McGee, custom profession of Demon Lord, actual profession up to you.

We need a new, larger tavern with multiple barkeeps. All of the best barkeeps have nicknames.

That'll do nicely. That'll do nicely indeed....

[Sanctume]

What's our child pop?  I should be popping 1 kid a year.  I demand winter off for tavern partying and other merry making.

[Dunamisdeos]

Honestly it's been like..... 4 months since you got married. I've decided that the only way to move this along is to meticulously designate everything and the thing running for a couple hours.

For instance, all present farmland has been zoned for THE NEW TAVERN (pending). Therefore an entire hill, about 50x50 tiles has been clear cut and is designated to be leveled. This newly planned sector of the city will also contain presses, farmer's workshops, etc.

Additionally, the spot where noble's cabins currently stands will become part of the artisan's quarter. That specific spot will be for weaving.

::UPDATE::
Another siege. This is the third siege this year. What did we do to deserve this?

At any rate, the iron will be helpful. Time for our esteemed military to show off again.

[LordBrassroast]

Did I ever get married to anyone?

[Dunamisdeos]

Did I ever get married to anyone?

No, you're after the Queen. At that point, the starting 7 will be married, since one of em' died under mysterious circumstances...

Siege seems smaller than usual, with only two squads of goblins. LadyBrassroast, Chaotic, and Pakabol are assembled with their squads in the path of the goblins.

[Bluemovie Mobbedtrammel] is now a Hammerman in LadyBrassroast's militia, wielding a *Silver Maul*. At present he has two kills, and is an adept Hammerman. He used to be my favorite, because his first name was Dik. I really need to update the OP post.

[Dunamisdeos]

SIEGE REPORT - 2nd of Moonstone, Year 07

Goblins - 20 dead, wiped out to the man.
Blazecooks - 16 fought, 1 dead.

*Apparently the act of naming BlueMovie caused him to ascend to some higher plane of whoop-ass, because out of the 20-ish goblins that arrived he killed nine. (all non-notable, but still). His previous total kill count across three sieges was 2. Of note is that this was his first combat with his shiny new *SILVER MAUL*.

*Chaotic has again been horribly injured, with his foot having exploded. Only a sensory nerve was injured so he should walk again. He did perform much better this time, having fought three goblins simultaneously to a stalemate (and injuring all of them). He continued to fight whilst prone. I have no idea why he is always targeted so hard, maybe his armor is obnoxious or something.

*MC LadyBrassroast is uninjured, having added three notable goblins to her kill list. She seems completely unimpressed at her foes, and feels consistently unsatisfied with the level of challenge they offer. She audibly scoffed at each of her kills (one pictured).

*Multiple humans made the transition from recruit/wrestler to actual soldier (axeman, maceman etc).

Spoiler: BlueMovie: MVP in the game of death (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: LadyBrassroast: Entire other team is babies (click to show/hide)

[Imic]

Can i be humand as a hammerman plz?