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Voting closed: April 12, 2016, 05:21:02 pm

[Dunamisdeos]

Probably need someone eventually to test some trap levers. :3

[Amperzand]

Removal of capitalists meets Her Communist Majesty's approval.

[90908]

Probably need someone eventually to test some trap levers. :3

I suggest the use of spikes. Wooden ones specifically.

If the heretic survives long enough, unleash them upon the enemy, for their dodging skills must be immense.

(I.E, training room forever.)

[Fleeting Frames]

If it is just dodging you want, lowest-speed roller minecarts are both obscenely faster and safer(1,1k dodge exp per day and can do naked, even). No strength gains that come with armor user, though.

If you want risk of death with some armor user, use opposite-facing ramps instead, with the dwarf in armor - I've found like 50 or 43% survival rate, though only 500 exp per day.

[Glass]

Send him with Onyx the next time you're fighting stuff. New apprentice distraction.

[Amperzand]

Clearly what we need is a vampire to lock in a room with some feather wood carts on rollers forever.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Scholar Ryukan peeks out from his office, which he has not come out of for 7 years, suddenly worried about the lack of activity

"Hello?"

"Hello..."

*Forumite Ryukan pokes the Thread with a stick*

[Dunamisdeos]

Gonna start this up again soon.

[90908]

Gonna start this up again soon.

STALINIST UTOPIA TIME WOOP WOOP.

[LordBrassroast]

Gonna start this up again soon.

GLORY TO MOTHER BLAZECOOKS.

[Dunamisdeos]

Looking back, we suffer from feature creep.

Time to finish a project. I'm going with housing. Time to build more housing than we could possibly need. It looks like we were just finishing up the roof on the current APT building. Time to start on another one. Then we need to demolish the current royalty housing (again) in favor of a truly permanent one that will attach to the military complex.

Also, it looks like that shantytown never got made into like, a dormitory/bedroom. So ykno. That's fixed.

Anyway, Our stone production system is terrible and that needs work too. What was I thinking.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Looking back, we suffer from feature creep.

Time to finish a project. I'm going with housing. Time to build more housing than we could possibly need. It looks like we were just finishing up the roof on the current APT building. Time to start on another one. Then we need to demolish the current royalty housing (again) in favor of a truly permanent one that will attach to the military complex.

Also, it looks like that shantytown never got made into like, a dormitory/bedroom. So ykno. That's fixed.

Anyway, Our stone production system is terrible and that needs work too. What was I thinking.

Scribe Ryukan inquires about is relationships status and a view into his thoughts

[Dunamisdeos]

@ryukan

I would post an image, but the thoughts are legion. Suffice it to say that he is generally quite happy. He's been social, happy after reading various books, and did not give half a damn about seeing 20+ goblins and dogs die a few sieges back. He also is constantly pleased at the high-quality stone roads running through the city.

Minor Update:
Things are ramping back up. Stone block production is up, another apt building is underway, and most importantly alcohol production is outpacing consumption. Everyone is euphoric from being constantly drunk, as it should be in SOCIALTOPIA BLAZECOOKS.

[90908]

You know Dun, you should have a "Great Book of Grudges" style list of things to kill, destroy or just generally annoy, if anything just for the purpose of using our professional distraction more.

[LordBrassroast]

You know Dun, you should have a "Great Book of Grudges" style list of things to kill, destroy or just generally annoy, if anything just for the purpose of using our professional distraction more.

Warhammer reference is on point.