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Voting closed: April 12, 2016, 05:21:02 pm

[LordBrassroast]

If any creature gets "Doesn't care about anything anymore" they become Alcohol Dependent. You don't notice with dwarves because they already are, but our entire military may become alcoholics.

[Dunamisdeos]

Land has been cleared for the tavern, and construction can begin post-haste!

To describe it, there will be inn rooms in a separate building on the left side of the river. These will be connected over the river by skyway to the main tavern/dining room, which will be multi-z. The granary will be attached to the right side of the tavern, closer to the farms and town square.

Tis' going to be a grand tavern. Also, an entire housing block has been demolished to begin building APTs at the same time shantytown is being constructed, because f*** the peasantry.

If any creature gets "Doesn't care about anything anymore" they become Alcohol Dependent. You don't notice with dwarves because they already are, but our entire military may become alcoholics.

In that case, we have a lot of alcoholics.

[Dunamisdeos]

Hey guys, no updates this week. Baby's coming today!!!

[Sanctume]

Hey guys, no updates this week. Baby's coming today!!!

Hurray! Party at the gabbro table.

[Imic]

Could i be dorfd humaned as a male hammer dwarf called lard Imic the twenty ninth plz?
Yes, lard. It was a typo but it sounds better

O geez I forgot you. Also, that's a fantastic name. It's better because this is year 8 of the world's existence.

Fixed. You are Lard Imic XXIX, a proficient Hammerman. You wield a *Silver Maul*, like any BLAZECOOKS hammerman worth his/her salt.

!!! QUEEN AMPERZAND has married PEBU HOPDANCED, an expert Gem Cutter/Setter. It took less than a year for them to meet and get hitched. !!! Which I guess is not unusual when using the ♥LOVE SHACK♥. I think I'm going to mint a commemorative coin.

LadyBrassroast has been locked in the ♥LOVE SHACK♥ with the next best male military member, and also has finally begun to worship Quamun. You see, I made the ♥LOVE SHACK♥ a shrine to Quamin, God of Love. Problem solved.

Our good Militia Commander has also developed a um, fondness for alcohol. She is distracted after having been kept from it.

Lol

[Dunamisdeos]

Baby just got out of NICU. He is completely fine and it was a precaution and we are all fine now.

Maybe update today 

[Sanctume]

Great news about baby!  Don't worry about us.  We'll be here whenever the baby keeps you guys up.

[90908]

The child has been born. My masters have of this, of the flame and the end of worlds that shall be brought about by this creature. It is the desire of the masters of all that this child survive.

Oh, yeah, and congratulations!

[Dunamisdeos]

Work proceeds on three major projects: large-scale housing, the tavern, and the DEATH PYRAMID. The DEATH PYRAMID will also be partially purposed into a large temple complex on the second floor.

First floor is a large burial complex. The basement contains noble tombs. Second floor will contain a large uni-faith temple with branches off to individual gods.

The main tavern level will be raised up two z-levels with a large balcony in the front for outdoor merrymaking. It will be firmly attached to the granary, with multiple storage rooms and breweries on the bottom floor.

The large scale housing is probably going to be big and have beds. That's about as far as we are with that.

BIG NEWS EDIT:

Sanctumea has given birth to Cemir, a baby girl! Also, LadyBrassroast has herself a lover. Marriage is imminent.

Now here's my question: Do we want to track lineage with a surname? I can edit each member of a family to have say, Sanctumea in their name (This would be Cemir Sanctumea Smackedamazed). Anyone have any other ideas?

[bluemovie]

I think your idea is the best.
Anyway I have own idea. For male children we can plus only number. For example: Bluemovie II for son Bluemovie. For female children your first idea

[Cthulhu_Pakabol]

Something I think might be fun is an array of catapults or ballistae on the walls. Whenever an important human dies (a nobleman, administrator, or military leader) fire off however many rounds from the artillery as a show of respect (bonus points if there are enemies in the target zone)

[Sanctume]

Smackedamazed is just too awesome a name.
I'd be nicknamed as 'Mea Smackedamazed (Me ass macked amazed). 
and girl named, Maya Smackedamazed (My ass macked amazed),
and future, Data Smackedamazed (Dat ass macked amazed),
and future, Ura Smackedamazed (Your ass macked amazed),

Now we're populating the ghetto, iirc, we're still living down the shanties part of town?

[Onyx Discforge]

If you don't mind, I'd like to request a human.
Name-Job-Title-Special
Onyx-Military-"Profesional Distraction"-take the most useless human you have and train him in shield and dodging only.  No weapons allowed.

Then send him outside alone during the next goblin siege and see how long he lasts.

From now on, I declare a competition between all humans who take my name to see how many goblin sieges they can survive.  Extra points if they wear no armor, only shield.

[Trigon]

Better dual wield your shields friend. Plus nothing like master shield users smashing people's fingers until they can't manage to swing their weapons anymore.

I just got through reading this and I would like a human lasher or a bowman. Sex isn't important and they can just be called trig either way.

[Onyx Discforge]

Better dual wield your shields friend.

Very yes.  Not sure if you can actually do that, but yes.