"Hello, ladies and gents, welcome to my dungeon... or should I say dungeons? Anyway, let's move on. You have been captured or maybe, maybe I dare say volunteered, to fight to the death. Your prize: you get to become the host of someone or something special. Now, before we begin, I am ATH and... oh yes. You will have one special gift, object or otherwise, bestowed on you once your first match begins. So please, fill out this form!"
Name:
Description:
Captured or volunteer?
Starting weapon:
Oh, and your Age(there's no chance I let anyone below 10 years old participate):
Stats:
"Oh, right. Stats. Hm. You receive 3 points to augment yourself with stats at the start(more might be gained later). Let's explain the options, yes? Okay. First is SPIRIT! Spirit is the ability to get up despite overwhelming odds, to walk despite the fact that your legs are both frozen solid and paralyzed with electricity, to climb a rock wall covered in magma- basically, it lets you ignore damage and shout awesomely. And perhaps, if you're lucky, reflect damage(mostly mental). The next stat I have to explain is Dexterity, the stat that allows you to dodge attacks and aim ranged weapons, yatta yada whateva... simple as that. Matter is the third stat I need to explain to you blokes. Matter is muscle mass, simple as that. It means you can hit thinks harder, block things better, crush things more, not die by a giant hammer crushing your life out... et cetera. Oh and of course, Mind. You know, thinking stuff, resisting mental damage, psionic, designing traps, using complex weapons, identifying items... also helps with magic. And speaking of magic, we have the final stat(that I'm going to tell you about), Connection. This helps you connect with divine beings and control magic. Simple as that."
"Whoops, forgot to mention stat points- you get 3, no more, no less. I think you can imagine how those work, yes? Unless I've got a crop of idiots?"
"Oh, and one more thing: all suggestions are welcome. If you have an idea to make things worse for your fellow combatants and for yourself, go ahead and share it! For my sake!"
((Yup. A revised OP, yours free in exchange- nope, absolutely free. I just can't bear to see any more of this level of game, and a good OP will help you get your game on and make something enjoyable for everybody.))