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[Random_Dragon]

Now see if you can goad them enough that it leads to war. o3o

[Huntthetroll]

Now see if you can goad them enough that it leads to war. o3o

It may have already started an insurrection; who knows?

[Random_Dragon]

Ah, but that isn't as Fun as a full-on international incident.

[Huntthetroll]

Ah, but that isn't as Fun as a full-on international incident.

So true, so true.

[ZM5]

Heh heh, become Palpatine. Goad everyone into fighting, then take over everything yourself and make your own empire.

[Max™]

Gave up on trying to get a library to spawn for a while, trying out more dances.

Walk into a keep in a big huge town, figure I'll throw down with some sweet moves and make a name for myself.


...uh... wait, did that say human vampire?

Then who is this guy?


What the shit?

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Ended up ruining that town for me because I accidentally punched someone that everyone loves... wouldn't be so bad but I punched them in the brain. Been running around with a hyperspeed buff on so I can deal with the lag in fortresses and try out all sorts of shit... and it backfired.

[Random_Dragon]

It was inevitable.

So, anyone seen whether books can be found in tombs? There's one near this hamlet, I might go tomb raiding. I doubt my kobold swordswoman has the figure to be a tomb raider though. o3o

[Max™]

(there's another half page below that)

Lots of mummies, be warned. They're WAY more prevalent than they used to be.

[SirQuiamus]

I started out in a heavily-populated dwarf fort and the FPS SPF is something terrible. :v

[Random_Dragon]

(there's another half page below that)

Lots of mummies, be warned. They're WAY more prevalent than they used to be.

Oh fuck yes. I might have to order my groupies to wait outside, is easier to sneak in that way.

[Spehss _]

I started out in a heavily-populated dwarf fort and the FPS SPF is something terrible. :v

Yeah. I averaged around 10 fps in the deeper more populated parts of a fortress I explored. Had an absolute fustercluck of stray horses and stray cats hanging around though, so I can see one cause of the problem. I think another issue is the masses of conversations being calculated in meeting rooms. And the pathing for all the dwarves and animals, of course.

Not nearly as bad as when I tried exploring a goblin dark pits. As soon as I entered the site of the dark fortress in the middle of the pits, my fps plummeted to 2. And I hadn't even seen the fortress yet. I was still in an open empty field.

[Random_Dragon]

Tavern called The Belly of Garnishing.

Not sure if want.

[SirQuiamus]

The local library is so horribly crowded that one frame takes about 8 seconds of real time.

I suspected that this was because the scholars were having an intense philosophical debate upon nothing, and Lo, I was proved right: I found an interesting book touching on the profound wisdom enshrined in my sig.


Indeed, dwarven philosophers know that nothing is the source of all great things.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Two-handed swords are underwhelming. Damn.

They're pretty dang effective if you're a legendary death machine with assloads of strength and agility so that you can still hit while wearing a shield.

Otherwise yes, two-handed weapons are pretty damn terrible.

I wouldn't say that. They're awesome for anyone with more than two arms. My jumping spider woman adventurer rocks out pretty well with an exceptional bronze two-hander and a steel shield, with a basic copper dagger in the off-shield-hand for good measure. I wonder if that particular quirk got her the nickname "The Adorable Dagger".

[Random_Dragon]

Welp. .02 is a thing.

/thread I guess. o3o