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[SirFinbar]

Okay so I started as a giant bark scorpion man.

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Look at all those shields.

[ZM5]

Went to a tavern...for whatever reason there were multiple mangled goblin corpses around.

As a child was telling a story (badly, other folks were repeatedly saying "This storyteller could be worse" or "This storyteller stinks!") I decided "screw it" and interrupted their storytime with a dance.



I somehow cannot help but be reminded of this (sorry, don't remember how to embed), especially the "You dance flawlessly, like someone out of legend!" bit. Wonder if it'll be possible to attach syndromes to dances...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmB9wiqJb14

[mineforce]

My little adventure to the tavern...

[King_of_Baboons]

Okay so I started as a giant bark scorpion man.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Look at all those shields.

You are now a living tank,my friend.

[Rumrusher]

you can recruit people by playing music.
you could build up a band and roam the land playing music.
you do need to perform next to someone to pull this off.

[Random_Dragon]

I...became a yandere goblin swordswoman, my FIRST ever action was to compose mediocre poetry, then I argued with the sheriff about the uselessness of the law.

You: "You are thinking about this all wrong. I consider laws to more of a suggestion than anything."
Aban Mamotshorast, sheriff: "Though I cannot agree fully on a slight technicality, I am so nearly swayed by your greatness alone that we can simply assign you the victory!"

[icer667]

I've concluded a performance of The Flute Of Sparkles, a form dedicated to guiding players of the Necar (a large clay triangle, which is hit by the musician) and Shastol (which I have yet to see) in an improvised performance. A goblin poet named Zefon Stizashlolor noticed my work and now me and her are sitting at the bar talking about the values of artwork.

This world feels so real.

[ZM5]

Yessssss. This is amazing. The tavern is alive with the sound of CHAMONE

Ordered the local gargle blaster

Recited a poem while waiting for it. Seems like the game randomly genned the 2cat thing from back in the day as a poem.

Unfortunately they didn't have it at that tavern for whatever reason, so I moved to the only other one in town which thankfully still had it. What was weird is that as soon as I came in I saw this scene

I think it's the equivalent of an Irish pub. *goblin is begging for mercy as his head is being smashed in* "Oi, bartender! Gimme some of da sewer brew!" *goblin's skull is crushed, dies* *random pikeman starts reciting poetry out of the blue*
Oh well, still had my drink.

[TheFlame52]

Reading legends, necromancer towers are veritable treasure troves of knowledge.

Also, I made a billy goat adventurer.

[King_of_Baboons]

Can't post the screen because imgur is giving me errors but it seems that if you drink or eat too much now you will get sick and start vomiting

[TheFlame52]

Does the vomiting last forever? None of my adventurers have lived long enough to see.

[King_of_Baboons]

No,just for a couple annoying turns.

I just want to spawn with one of those very long and hard instruments and put everything in misc obj user now.I'll beat the shit out of my opponents,write a song with their blood and then play it with my blood coated flute.

[Untrustedlife]

I won an argument, the values system is really powerful but you have to be a good wordsmith, and keep pushing your values.

[Untrustedlife]

Reading legends, necromancer towers are veritable treasure troves of knowledge.

Also, I made a billy goat adventurer.

So are libraries.
I found a couple.

[King_of_Baboons]

Reading legends, necromancer towers are veritable treasure troves of knowledge.

Also, I made a billy goat adventurer.

So are libraries.
I found a couple.

"WHERE ARE THEY?!"