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[Amperzand]

When clowns get a slab, they make one, then build a dark fortress over them. So basically, penetrate a goblin uberstronghold and you should find one in the deepest part of the dungeons.

[Random_Dragon]

Oh right. Does it go all the way down, or will I have to engineer a way to breach deeper? >w>

This actually falls right in line with my hearing about an abduction from the resident law-giver. If I can milk some directions out of him...

EDIT: No dice. But I DID get him to immediately agree when I said that law was worthless.

[Amperzand]

They're supposed to go all the way down, but this is from quite old versions, so I'unno.

Law-Giver seems to be more along the lines of Dictator than Law-Obsessed Guy.

[Random_Dragon]

It still feels like the sort of primal title that befits a goblin entity more than humans. o3o

Or a civilized goblin entity.

EDIT: I'm finding it very WEIRD that telling people about my dancing is the only way I can find to get THEM to espouse their values, instead of having to be the first to do the espousing.

[Nep Nep]

"Join me on my adventures!"
"No"
*Does Truffle Shuffle*
"hey, that sounds like a great idea!!!"
Guess a fat dwarf who can truffle shuffle is all that matters for recruiting others, huh?

[FearfulJesuit]

Started my first adventure as a puffin man from an elven forest retreat.

♫ Do you know the puffin man, the puffin man, the puffin man...♫

[Random_Dragon]

Yep. I can't convince them to follow as adventurers, but they're happy to fuck shit up as performers.

I sicced my 14 solders on about 5 goblins that were harassing a town. Got one guy injured during the fight, then someone vanished or died in the process of hunting down the one axegoblin that fled.

I think I should make a tour out of my "pick up solders from mead halls" plan. Visit a mead hall, do the war dance, then recruit all the solders. Rinse and repeat, then go attack a dark fortress. Maybe dance for them if they play nice.

[Rumrusher]

You don't even need to do the dance part just mention to them that you perform a REALLY good show and they will agree to join.

[Amperzand]

On the one hand, being able to amass an army without needing to go kill monsters might be seen as overpowered, but on the other hand, it's awesome and, well,

"We don't do balancing."

[thehman03]

I've been puttering about for days and i can't seem to find a store or market that sells quires or scrolls, anyone got an idea of where i can find them? thanks.

[Rumrusher]

can you even start with one?

[Max™]

Only found them randomly in tombs and mead hall junkpiles so far.

[Nidilap]

I remember making a dance duo with a guy who wa really impressed by my skills, and we did some dancing shows. He was really shit, so I punched him, and he kicked the shit out of me, and I ran off and retired the guy, and looked at legends.

It said
"In the spring of 92, Player started a troop with Guy"
"In the spring of 92, Player disbanded the troop with Guy over a violent dispute"

I chuckled

[ItsJustSam]

Made a new Raven Man adventurer.

Walked into god-knows-where, performed my own poorly written poetry titled "Stumps" gloriously, got my spine broken by some random pikeman (Everyone's a critic.) and argued about the importance of Law as I was bleeding to death.

[Random_Dragon]

You don't even need to do the dance part just mention to them that you perform a REALLY good show and they will agree to join.

In my kobold's case, it seems that mentioning that I danced the funny little kobold dance is the one rumor that most reliably gets them to join me. I can say I did the singing part of it, or mention a few other performances, but those are rarely enough to convince strangers. But say I can dance? Instant followers. o3o