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[DoctorMcTaalik]

"He doesn't look dangerous to me, but if you insist..."

Shoot at the amoeba with my mauler pistol while backing away. Also extend the blade on one of my gauntlets (opposite hand from the one I'm shooting with).

[Twinwolf]

Shoot the amoeba with the provided rifle. Back away from it.

[piecewise]

Prepare messages to speech roll the evac'd refugees into submission. If Charles has any awareness of what's happening on-mission, attempt to prepare speeches to be performed by on-mission people to speech roll yet-to-be-evac'd refugees into submission.

Don't worry, they get gassed as soon as they exit the portal. We're keeping them unconscious for the moment.

"Shit, I was right to be concerned. Everyone keep an eye out! Move away from the ameoba and concentrate fire on it!" Vincent points to one of the merc's "You! You watch behind us while we move backwards, I don't want us being caught off Guard! Time to stay alive until we teleport back" Have all mercs plus myself concentrate fire on the ameoba while backing away from it (Including the merc that is being chased), as well as the psuedopods. Have 1 Merc focus on watching our back so that we dont have anything sneak up on us

(We all have Sibilus Rocket/Gauss Hybrid Rifles as well as MK-3's)

You shoot the thing and the first shot bursts it open like a water balloon, its contents spilling out.  It stops moving almost immediately.

Bukkakeverse:
1.Send a probe 200 billion light years in any random direction in our own universe.  Theoretically, 100 billion is far beyond the limits of the observable universe, and probably outside the limits of the universe itself, if it's finite.

Orgyverse:
2.Sort through our various frozen people, and sort them into a few 5-person groups.  Each group is organized according to gender, sexual orientation, and reproductive capacity.  Preferably, we should have groups that represent each possibility in every category.

3.One at a time, show all those groups footage from the orgyverse, where we found all the naked women.  Do any of the groups see different things in the footage?  Perhaps heterosexual women see men?  Or maybe sterile asexuals see nothing?

4.Do sods have reproductive capability?  And do they have sexual desires?  Or are they already sterile asexuals?

5.Regardless of the results of the previous tests, send a flight-capable probe to the orgyverse, with one of my shard machine guns mounted on top.  Tell the probe that it should hover away from any surfaces, and fire the gun indiscriminately into the crowd, while videotaping the results.  Have it return after ten seconds, but, importantly, make sure no organic being observes the footage for now.

Holyverse:
6.Send two probes to the holyverse.  One should have a LESHO w/ nonnuclear ammo mounted on it.  Direct said probe to shoot at one of the shiny angel things, while the second probe watches.  The second probe will be returned to our own 'verse, but the gun probe will be disposed of in a null 'verse.

1. Does not return.

2.Ok
3.No, they all appear to see the same thing, though their responses to it vary.
4.Technically they have capacity but no desire. And they're all sexually male.
5.No organic being observes the footage? Alright. Guess we won't know what happened then.

6.Neither return.

Spiders: have a room set up with various common objects in it, each with two buttons in front of it and a speaker nearby. When one button is pressed, have a recording give the object's name. When the other button is pressed, record what the spiders "say" (include motions) and play these sounds (and motions, via a small robotic replica of the spiders) back. after a while of this Do a test run where we make the spider sounds associated with an object, then play a tone near that object. Do that a few times, then play the sounds without the tone, and see if the spiders connect the sounds to the objects. Of course, if we have functional linguists on board who think they can communicate properly, let them do there own language studies too.

dryness glass globe universe if any other globes were observed with the last probe, send probes to those. If not, send new astronomy probes to scout out potential glass sphere locations. Send drones to any sphere so discovered.

Time permitting, send probes to new universes:
-3, -3, 0
-3, 0, -3
0, -3, -3

1. it takes a while, but the spiders appear to understand what you're doing eventually and begin giving you the right actions and movements for the associated objects. However, they don't appear to be able to mimic the human speech anymore than you can mimic a chittering made via several pairs of mandibles. They do, however, seem to be able to understand human language, connecting the object to the spoken words. Some observations show that they apparently have difficulty understanding low, smooth sounds, such as "oo" or "oh", while hard sounds, such as "Ke", "Ta" and "Co" are comprehensible. It could be due to the fact their language uses nothing but clicks and hard noises, or that their hearing simply isn't adept at picking them up.

There are other observed globes but you're having a hard time getting a probe into them, you keep over or undershooting it.


They all gave null results, oddly.   

[syvarris]

1.Show the footage of the orgyverse massacre to the female group which is heterosexual and reproductively viable.  Ask them if they see any difference in the filmed subjects, compared to the last video--are they male, now?

2.After the women have seen the video, have a couple sods watch the video and interpret it for me (Saint's still text-only).  Do the people in the video react realistically to being shot, I.E. bleeding, screaming in pain, dying, etc?

3.Assuming the video showed the orgyverse's population to be normal creatures, send another probe to the orgyverse, this time loaded with robosods in heavy robotic bodies (the mini assaultsuit).  They should attempt to electrically stun one or more of the people in that universe, capture the stunned people, and bring them back to this universe.  Success?  If not, video showing why there was a failure?

4.Send a probe to the holyverse.  Don't bring it back to our own 'verse--have it go through a null intermediary, with another probe quickly downloading data and returning with it.  Does the probe survive?  If so, what's it see?

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"Poor guy. Well, might as well make the most of him."

Order one of the mercs to collect samples of the dead amoeba.

[Empiricist]

((Well, Saint's Snuff Film ought to be interesting.))

[Kedly]

How much longer till we're teleported out? This run was for an hour

[Ozarck]

Spiders: present them with various food materials - vegetative, mineral, insect, animal, living , dead, and cooked. Include drinks - water, honey, other liquids. Contiue eveloping a translational device and dictionary. Use buttons that cause various actions in nearby robots and the like. try to develop at least a rudimentary understanding of the language so we can begin communicating directly.

glass spheres verse: the probes that missed the various glass spheres- have them approach and examine them from outside. send them into orbit such that they can examine the spheres from all sides (adjust orbit as necessary to reach poles and whatnot).

Fractal/Recursive creatureverse(aka analverse): Determine if any of the creatures has a reasonable chance of supporting human colonies. I'm sure we can filter some ofthe organics out of the atmosphere without too much problem. send sods to establish a few rudimentary bases on the more atmosphericly friendly creatures - if the methane is within breathable levels. if not, disregard.

Time permitting, send probes to new universes:
4, 0, 0
0, 4, 0
0, 0, 4

(you can read those numbers vertically or horizontally, if you prefer)

[piecewise]

1.Show the footage of the orgyverse massacre to the female group which is heterosexual and reproductively viable.  Ask them if they see any difference in the filmed subjects, compared to the last video--are they male, now?

2.After the women have seen the video, have a couple sods watch the video and interpret it for me (Saint's still text-only).  Do the people in the video react realistically to being shot, I.E. bleeding, screaming in pain, dying, etc?

3.Assuming the video showed the orgyverse's population to be normal creatures, send another probe to the orgyverse, this time loaded with robosods in heavy robotic bodies (the mini assaultsuit).  They should attempt to electrically stun one or more of the people in that universe, capture the stunned people, and bring them back to this universe.  Success?  If not, video showing why there was a failure?

4.Send a probe to the holyverse.  Don't bring it back to our own 'verse--have it go through a null intermediary, with another probe quickly downloading data and returning with it.  Does the probe survive?  If so, what's it see?

1. Mostly they just seem shocked and appauled as to why you'd show them video of naked women being violently blown into pieces. You monster.

2. According to the sods the things react fairly normally. They try to run, they bleed, they make strange screeching noises, and then they die. You monster.

3. You kidnap several of the orgyverse inhabitants. Ones that you haven't fucking murdered. You monster.

4. It does not return. You monster.

"Poor guy. Well, might as well make the most of him."

Order one of the mercs to collect samples of the dead amoeba.

He collects some of the internal fluid and several samples of different pieces of more solid matter.

How much longer till we're teleported out? This run was for an hour

About 45 minutes. Unless you wanna leave now.

Spiders: present them with various food materials - vegetative, mineral, insect, animal, living , dead, and cooked. Include drinks - water, honey, other liquids. Contiue eveloping a translational device and dictionary. Use buttons that cause various actions in nearby robots and the like. try to develop at least a rudimentary understanding of the language so we can begin communicating directly.

glass spheres verse: the probes that missed the various glass spheres- have them approach and examine them from outside. send them into orbit such that they can examine the spheres from all sides (adjust orbit as necessary to reach poles and whatnot).

Fractal/Recursive creatureverse(aka analverse): Determine if any of the creatures has a reasonable chance of supporting human colonies. I'm sure we can filter some ofthe organics out of the atmosphere without too much problem. send sods to establish a few rudimentary bases on the more atmosphericly friendly creatures - if the methane is within breathable levels. if not, disregard.

Time permitting, send probes to new universes:
4, 0, 0
0, 4, 0
0, 0, 4

(you can read those numbers vertically or horizontally, if you prefer)

They appear to be carnivorous, tend toward freshly dead or living meats, including animals, but will also eat cooked meat, though not as happily. In terms of fluids, they don't seem particularly attracted to any of them. They sample them all and don't have any horrible reaction to them, but they don't go back for seconds either. Translation is a bit difficult. You've got a few nouns, but judging from other things they don't have a similar construction to their interaction as humans. Nouns, verbs, the basic concepts by which humans always arrange their thoughts, don't seem to be how these creatures do. You can pick out parts, but the structure of the whole remains a mystery.

Thats a bit problematic. The probes aren't designed for long range movement. So they would get there...in a few years...or decades.

Its possible. They'd need filter masks outside but there's plenty of oxygen, water and hell, maybe even food if the meat that exists everywhere can be processed.

Those all null out too. Generator isn't happy with you recently, is it?

[Ozarck]

Excellent. Establish a team to prepare the necessary equipment for a colony in analverse (aka fractal/recursive creatureverse). In fact, let's go for redundancy and prepare three separate colonies for that universe. Send a team to scout for a reasonably safe planet creature - one in which the creatures that wold interact on a human scale are generally more agreeable, and begin the process of building a base.

glass sphereverse: If a scoutship would be capable of reaching one or more of the glass spheres in a reasonable time, launch one into that universe in the general vicinity of one of them. Launch a flight capable drone with various tools for sample collection into the dry sphere at the origin. have it collect soil samples, and then fly to the edge and begin tests on the sphere itself. is it glass, crystal, forcefield, clear aluminum, unknown?

Spiders: did any of the living animals breed new spiders, or were they just consumed? provide the spiders with some programmable electronic communication devices with audio outputs. See if they can program.

Maybe rngesus is dissatisfied that I haven't ritualistically slaughtered the spiders, while Saint is off doing God's Satan's work?
Time permitting, send probes to new universes:
4, 4, 0
4, 0, 4
0, 4, 4
4, 4, 4

[Gentlefish]

I see you are... Experimenting in the universe with beautiful women. Would you mind bringing one back for dissection next time, as well?

If SS brings me a woman from orgyverse, requisition a medical enhanced capacity modification then dissect and analyse the remains.

Did we ever establish contact with the metal creature-things in fractal-verse (7,7,7) , or did we just send in a group to scout? Send in a probe with voyager 1-esque materials on it. Minus the whole "love" bit. We're scientists, not Carl Sagan. So basically, what we are and the maths we understand in simple symbolic form. Have secondary probe record contact, then return both (if possible)

Send new probes to

626,433,832
626,832,433
433,626,832
433,832,626
832,433,626
832,626,433

[syvarris]

Orgyverse:

1.The captive women--sedate them, and make sure only robosods interact with their bodies, for now.  If they resist all sedatives (please say if they do), have them be contained in some sort of full body cage which can have specific segments removed, instead.  All of them should be fitted with shock/explosive collars on every limb, and any facility where they are held should be ready to be detonated, in case things go unreasonably wrong.

2.Transfer a couple of the women to different testing chambers, physically distant from the one where the captives are being held.  One of the women will be awakened in a room with a heterosexual human male who has not seen the massacre tapes, along with four flesh sods.  The flesh sods will be ordered to nonviolently intervene if the man becomes violent, but will allow the female to do whatever, as long as she does not try to damage the sods or facility, or escape.  Are there any anomalies, especially in the man?

3.Repeat the above experiment with a heterosexual female.  Again, anomalies?

4.Assuming neither experiment results in dead people or mindfuck, have a trained psychiatrist (Perhaps Charles, Empiricist's character?) and linguist interrogate one of the women for mental anomalies.  Hopefully it speaks English--if not, have the linguist work on learning its language, and provide any tools needed.   If it does speak English, have Charles run general tests to check if they even think like humans, and then tests for mental disorders.  Also, make sure nobody is allowed to physically access the woman.

5.Again, assuming neither 2 or 3 resulted in bad things, send a sedated woman to Ryan [Gentlefish] for an autopsy.  Have his brain readings monitored, and if they show signs of mindfuck, have him knocked unconcious and the woman executed.

6.Send scouting probes to the orgyverse, several AU in various directions.  Celestially speaking, what is that universe like?  Planets and stars in space?  Or is it continual, like the analverse?

Holyverse:

7.Send probes several lightyears away from the standard point, trying to get an overview of what the universe at large is like.  Do they return?  If so, what do they see?

Generic:

8.Send the outline of the experiment in 9 to The Doctor.  Ask him if trying that experiment would be dangerous.  If he says "No" or similar, then do 9.  If he says "Yes", "Dunno", "Maybe" or similar, don't try 9.

9.Send a probe to one of the null verses.  Send a second probe to a different null verse, and make sure a human test subject is on board.  The second probe will then transfer into the first probe's view for one second before returning to its verse, then if that went well, it'll go for a millisecond, then a microsecond, then a nanosecond, on until we reach the planck time.  What is the minimum time we reach where the second probe's view feed is useful?

10.Did the human that was so rapidly transferred suffer any ill effects?

I see you are... Experimenting in the universe with beautiful women. Would you mind bringing one back for dissection next time, as well?

You possess excellent initiative--my plan was to begin autopsies soon.  I am currently having the subjects tested for anomalous behavior and potential mind-affecting abilities, but if they are proven to be safe I will send a sedated specimen to you.  If you would like assistance, remember that we have experienced doctors on staff.

I would recommend you have an enhanced capacity modification installed, first.  Your file does not mention medical expertise, and it would be a waste to ruin a perfectly good subject.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

I'm ready to go back, but I'm willing to stick around if Vincent wants.

[Empiricist]

trained psychiatrist (Perhaps Charles, Empiricist's character?)

If asked to, do so by proxy. Have record interrogation questions and have them broadcast to the prisoner, and have their response and actions recorded. Receive a verbal description of what they do first, if it isn't something unnatural, examine the a selection of still frames from the footage that have been marked with their order relative to each other, but which are shown out of order.

[Kedly]

Head back.

Once back, have 2 probes sent back in for 4 hours. Have one drill into the intestinal lining, and keep doing so the entire time. Have another programmed to find an ameoba and ram it. Have both video feeds sent to syv to review by his processes apon the probes return