Probe Number 2 to Anal-verse
High definition cameras show that indeed this does appear to be living tissue, complete with a vascular system visible through mucus membranes.
There's no radiation (or at least not above background), No radio signals, plenty of motion from the walls, and no sign of macro-organisms. At least in the few minutes the probe is there.
I have indeed seen live feed from a colonoscopy. Or, more accurately, a sigmoidoscopy.
Tell me about the gravity, atmospheric pressure, sonar, and other readings from the analverse probe. Does the probe appear to have been corroded from acids or anything? Let's get a chemical analysis on the purple fluid. This universe looks like a very fitting home for humanity, in many ways.
Send another camera heavy probe to 2, 0, 0 (rusty hitchhiker universe). send it to the original location so as not to telefrag. have it move about a bit as it finds space to do so, and to turn a bit as well. Let's get the dimensions of the space it is in, through sonar, radar, etc. what kind of atmosphere if any, temperature, other notable features.
Probe New universes:
-2, 0, 0
0, -2, 0
0, 0, -2
Does it look like the time distortion is spreading? What kind of readings are you getting from the environment in that universe, if any? Perhaps you might consider sending another probe for a longer period, so we can get a recording of just how oddly time moves in that universe. if nothing else, it could unlock clues to how time functions in this universe.
Gravity is at about .8 G. Atmospheric pressure is higher, but seems to fluctuate between around .7 and 2.5 normal atmospheric pressure. The probe appears undamaged. Big gooey but undamaged. The purple fluid is organic, carbon based, and filled with large proteins. It appears to be something akin to mucus or an organic lubricant.
You send another probe in. This time it returns without a hitchhiker, and plenty of video. The place looks almost like an abandoned factory; obviously artificial walls that have been rusted, a pile of machine pieces off to the side, and an iris door in the ceiling. The room itself is quite small and the probe can't move much or even maneuver well enough to get out of the room.
As per atmosphere, it appears to be about 5% oxygen, 94% nitrogen and a mix of other gasses, the biggest of which is argon. The atmospheric pressure is quite low and there is a fair amount of particulate in the air, mostly salts, combustion byproducts and metal dust. Temp is quite warm, around 120 F.
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Returns, but encased in a giant chunk of what looks like amber.
"Interesting... These readings should be looked at more thoroughly."
I seem to have discovered a universe where time is in flux. I will not investigate further, but I am getting readings from sensors that do not exist and from the past and present.
Isolate the time-probe and analyse the data. What, exactly, are the readings saying?
Phase 1 probes to:
2, 83, 88
13, 24, 33
2, 27, 35
((Gonna make this hard on you all and use a random number generator Don't worry, I vetted them against the wiki, they're clean.))
Probe returns covered in purple crystal growths. Attempts to get the data off it result in failure, despite the probe looking functional and intact.
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