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Author Topic: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)  (Read 1758 times)

The Master

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The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:47:02 pm »
I have returned to this land of madness and destruction. I have been gone far too long. It is time that I take back my rightful place as the greatest dwarf this land has ever seen!

In all seriousness, hey guys. It's been a while! How's everyone been? Anything of note go on since my long hiatus?
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2015, 05:06:14 pm »
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2015, 05:08:47 pm »
Hey Pathos!
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2015, 05:12:30 pm »
I'm neither of those people actually! I'm The Master. You may know me from a fascinating non-fiction work such as Failcannon or that time I was a pony named Psycho Carrot for some reason in Glitterglen!
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2015, 05:17:08 pm »
ThE mAsTeR? I'vE bEeN wAiTiNg FoR yOu. I tOoK cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe YoU wErE aWaY.
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2015, 05:18:26 pm »
Everyone knows the Master is Missy now, you imposter!
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2015, 05:20:38 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on November 28, 2015, 05:17:08 pm
ThE mAsTeR? I'vE bEeN wAiTiNg FoR yOu. I tOoK cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe YoU wErE aWaY.
Did you remember to feed the cats? I told you to feed them thrice daily! Where are they? What did you do with them? Where are the cats?
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2015, 05:22:17 pm »
Quote from: Shadowlord on November 28, 2015, 05:18:26 pm
Everyone knows the Master is Missy now, you imposter!
No, you see, that was just a trick to throw you all off guard! I'm actually Rory!

It's horrible, please send help.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2015, 05:26:57 pm »
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2015, 05:32:33 pm »
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2015, 05:56:44 pm »
literally who
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2015, 06:01:07 pm »
I have no idea who you are :P
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2015, 06:01:34 pm »
I know who I am though!
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2015, 08:30:40 am »
]Posting in a fabulous vanity thread.

*throws confetti*
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Re: The Legend Returns: Me; Staring me, myself, and I. (Rated PG-13)
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2015, 08:33:31 am »
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