So it would appear that the failed Kickstarter project
HellSign (formerly Hellhunter[or something]) has, after one of the
sketchiest development cycles I've ever seen, made it to Steam Early Access.
They've added a new trailer to go with the launch of the game, and it
still reuses some of the exact same clips that they've been recycling since the game's inception. At least it was
mostly new footage, but that's still pretty hilarious.
Judging from reviews, they've actually managed to make a real game, one that can even be played... Which, I have to say, vastly exceeds my expectations for the project. I fully expected them to simply vanish in a puff of nothingness, especially considering the multiple years they've spent making and "re-imagining" this game have resulted in
zero progress updates through its entire process. I legitimately didn't think they had anything to show beyond those prerecorded clips.
It's changed a bit from its initial outset, and seems to be a bit more focused on story and character personalities than the original "do procedural stuff, don't die" ethos indicated. You play as GRUFFY MCSPIT, real name "Johnny Dice", who woke up on the wrong side of the gravel pit this morning and seems to have stolen Crocodile Dundee's hat. There's even a cute little cutscene in the trailer where he eats a balanced breakfast of
PILLS HERE!, so I feel like he's got an interesting and complex backstory that builds up into the multifaceted individual he is today.
But that's not important, let's shoot ghosts. Promotional images show off all sorts of actual equipment you can play inventory tetris with, so that's cool (no really, I like having a variety of different things to customize kit with. I'm a hopeless packrat). Different scopes, flares, a gas can, you can even buy accessories like a bottle of whiskey or
insoles for your boots. And weapons! Different guns, weapon mods, ammunition types including specialized rounds for dealing with... dealing with... oh god, they didn't actually-...?
Yes. They did. Underworld's curse of stupidity lives on.
Ammo box:
9x19 Ultra-Violet
Ammunition designed to release small bursts of UV light upon impact.I give up.
EDIT: Wait, no, Johnny Dice appears to be someone else, the pictured conversation box just made it look like you're him. A different screenshot showing inventory management seems to place your name as Jack Steel, which is much more reasonable.