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Katamari of cute girls

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Total Members Voted: 50

[Xantalos]

self assign self assignment

assignment ; steal teacher voice to make him doubt sanity slip and back into full doge modo

first step

obtain shank or sharp object

second step

cut out teacher voice box
stealthily so he won't notice

third step

cut out own voice box
do stealthily enough that our blood doesn't notice and doesn't bleed

step five

switch voice boxes

step six

stealth stitch incisions shut of teacher and us

step four

obtain pringles

step yes

begin psychological torture

[Empiricist]

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Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?
^{much art wow}

+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.

I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1

[TheBiggerFish]

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Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?
^{much art wow}

+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.

I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1

Gluing RangerCado and Person I Don't Know The Name Of together, apparently...
So, -1.

We do not want to invoke the wrath of the shipping god (Elf) (not to be confused with Sirus the Trucker God) for harming a favorite of theirs.

[Nunzillor]

Press further.

Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?
^{much art wow}

+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.

I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1

+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.

[TheBiggerFish]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

[Empiricist]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.

[Stirk]

self assign self assignment

assignment ; steal teacher voice to make him doubt sanity slip and back into full doge modo

first step

obtain shank or sharp object

second step

cut out teacher voice box
stealthily so he won't notice

third step

cut out own voice box
do stealthily enough that our blood doesn't notice and doesn't bleed

step five

switch voice boxes

step six

stealth stitch incisions shut of teacher and us

step four

obtain pringles

step yes

begin psychological torture

-1.

We are a lawyer, never operate on lawyers. We might end up suing ourselves, and I am pretty sure we would lose.

[TheBiggerFish]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.

YOU WILL LOSE.

[Tawa]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.

YOU WILL LOSE.

Who says we'll get to go through with it? It's not like anybody else in the room (likely) wants to do this.

[Xantalos]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

The hell would I be angry for

[IronyOwl]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.

YOU WILL LOSE.

Good, I've never seen this god before. I wanna poke it with a stick.

[Empiricist]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

The hell would I be angry for

The fact that we're gluing them together rather than sowing them together with their own entrails.

[TheBiggerFish]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

* TheBiggerFish has gone stark raving mad!

[Xantalos]

GUYS.  NO.  YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY.  DO NOT.

The hell would I be angry for

The fact that we're gluing them together rather than sowing them together with their own entrails.

then glue them together with entrail juice

duh

[TheBiggerFish]

*mutters something about a Curse of Being Subject To Terrible Fanfiction Until Death*