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Author Topic: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: what the fuck?  (Read 95238 times)

Stirk

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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #300 on: December 07, 2015, 09:16:07 pm »
Lick opponents controller, throwing them off their game.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #301 on: December 07, 2015, 09:17:18 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 07, 2015, 09:12:58 pm
1. Find pregnant woman
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #302 on: December 07, 2015, 09:19:12 pm »
...Also, spaghetti.

Bring x amount of water to boil on a stove in a pot as per package instructions.
Place pasta in water.
Cook pasta as per package instructions, stirring occasionally.
Remove pasta from stove with oven mitts or other protective gear.
Decant pasta into colander.
Serve with sauce to taste.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #303 on: December 07, 2015, 09:24:31 pm »
Quote from: crazyabe on December 07, 2015, 09:17:18 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on December 07, 2015, 09:12:58 pm
1. Find pregnant woman
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
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+1 Don't forget to do it stealthily!
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #304 on: December 07, 2015, 09:37:33 pm »
...Whyyyyyy.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #305 on: December 07, 2015, 09:40:27 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 07, 2015, 09:37:33 pm
...Whyyyyyy.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #306 on: December 07, 2015, 09:46:37 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on December 07, 2015, 09:04:17 pm
Fold the noodles in half, immerse them in peanut butter and then put them in the toaster on max heat.
+1.

Addendum: Overclock the toaster for more heat.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #307 on: December 07, 2015, 09:48:00 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on December 07, 2015, 09:46:37 pm
Quote from: Arcvasti on December 07, 2015, 09:04:17 pm
Fold the noodles in half, immerse them in peanut butter and then put them in the toaster on max heat.
+1.

Addendum: Overclock the toaster for more heat.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #308 on: December 07, 2015, 09:48:42 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on December 07, 2015, 09:40:27 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 07, 2015, 09:37:33 pm
...Whyyyyyy.
-1 to all actions that would cause us to be locked in a mental institution.
+1 to this -1
Agreed. As for the actual cooking...

1. Punch tomatos and other sauce ingredients into paste, scrape into a bowl once finished.
2. Throw store-bought noodles into the pot. (They're the cheapest)
3. Stir as much as possible.
4. Turn the burner past the highest possible setting.
5. Your cooking will now get along like a house on fire.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #309 on: December 07, 2015, 11:43:06 pm »
...You guys realize he is challenging us to the video game, right? Most cooking games don't get half that intense.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #310 on: December 07, 2015, 11:46:34 pm »
Sabotage his cooking equipment so he gets a -Burnt Mess-


This is a burnt mess. All Papyrusship is of the lowest quality. Is is coated in charcoal. It is made of charcoal. It menaces with spikes of charcoal. It is encrusted with hanging rings of charcoal and spiked charcoal cabochons.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #311 on: December 08, 2015, 05:27:51 am »
Quote from: Stirk on December 07, 2015, 11:43:06 pm
...You guys realize he is challenging us to the video game, right? Most cooking games don't get half that intense.
*sigh*
I don't even know anymore.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #312 on: December 08, 2015, 11:22:24 am »
Quote from: Empiricist on December 07, 2015, 09:24:31 pm
Quote from: crazyabe on December 07, 2015, 09:17:18 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on December 07, 2015, 09:12:58 pm
1. Find pregnant woman
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
+1
+1 Don't forget to do it stealthily!
+1
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #313 on: December 08, 2015, 03:23:23 pm »
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JUST MAKE THE MADNESS STOPPPPPPP.
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Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« Reply #314 on: December 08, 2015, 03:24:03 pm »
you folks did agree to summon me here

now the consequences unfold
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