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[Gwolfski]

Knock her out with a properly-thingied blow to the temple.

[origamiscienceguy]

You reach inside her cage and bash her temple, knocking her out. She slumps on the floor of her cage. You continue falling towards the island. You can make out a bit more details. There seem to be some very large birds flying around and some very large animals walking around.

[LordPorkins]

Falcon-Punch Dive into the center of the volvano! While wearing Sunglassess! While carrying 4 Bikini clad Women! While wielding a Warhammer made of Slate!!

[Gwolfski]

Falcon-Punch Dive into the center of the volvano! While wearing Sunglassess! While carrying 4 Bikini clad Women! While wielding a Warhammer made of Slate!!

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[LordPorkins]

 

[Nunzillor]

Tie our clothes together to increase our drag or even make an improvised parachute.  Try and land on a bird.

[origamiscienceguy]

You aren't wearing anything other than underpants. Despite this, you tear them off, and you manage to make a parachute strong enough to slow and control your decent such that you collide with one of the giant birds. As you collide, you hear a shriek, and look up to see a pterodactyl staring right at you. One quick glance around the island reveals that the whole island is populated by dinosaurs! The rest of the humans were still in their cages, which had deployed parachutes, but you had been separated. The pterodactyl bucks you off, and you plummet again, falling towards a small lake.

[Nunzillor]

Cannonball!

[LordPorkins]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[origamiscienceguy]

You do a very fancy series of flips and twists in midair, which slowed your velocity down to a survivable amount. You then curl into a ball and perform a great cannonball. You are proud of yourself, and start to celebrate when you notice a very large crocodile at the other end of the lake eyeing you intently.

[LordPorkins]

Greet it as a friend! Or feed it your Underwear! Or ride it! To Victory!

[LordPorkins]

Spoiler Alert: The main Character is actually Chuck Norris

[origamiscienceguy]

You offer your underwear as a token of friendship. However, the crocodile seems to be much more interested in you. It charges at you, almost faster than you can see. In your fear, you leap out of the water, and land on top of its back. It begins thrashing and rolling in the water, but you hang on for dear life.

[LordPorkins]

Apply the Ancient Chinese 4-Finger Sleeper Hold until il it calms down.

[origamiscienceguy]

You try to remember methods of subduing animals, and you decide to try the neck-pinch thingy that Spock does in star trek. The result isn't easy or fast, but the crocodile eventually rolls over and stays still. All around the lake, fish begin gathering around, trying to decide if it was safe to eat the prone crocodile. Some of them look very capable of ripping the flesh off your bones.