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Mild influenza

Food poisoning

Influenza

Dysentery

Influenza whilst immune compromised

Ebola

Spanish flu

[Egan_BW]

As with most medical issues, I recommend amputation and prosthesis. 

...the H+ solution to mental illness.

Just needs a few more sticks of ram.

[iceball3]

Huh, apparently silver nanoparticles, when injected intravenously, cause your spleen to grow in size, your liver to suffer damage, and silver particles to accumulate everywhere. It actually makes your immune system weaker! :v

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And some molecular forms of it can turn you into a smurf! Sort of. Like this man.

Condition is called Argyria, though he seems to be fine with the cool dusk-elf tones he's sporting, more power to him I guess!

[Levi]

Well if we'd hurry up and built ourselves robot bodies this whole bacteria thing wouldn't be an issue.

[Reelya]

We'd only have to worry about hackers then and making sure our bodies anti-virus software is up to date.

"delete system32" suddenly becomes a life and death issue.

[Loud Whispers]

We'd only have to worry about hackers then and making sure our bodies anti-virus software is up to date.

"delete system32" suddenly becomes a life and death issue.

Can we not turn this into an assisted delete system32 thread?

[Egan_BW]

We'd only have to worry about hackers then and making sure our bodies anti-virus software is up to date.

"delete system32" suddenly becomes a life and death issue.

What's a few deletions when you have copies?

[That Wolf]

VITA MOTHERFUCKING C
eat well, exersise, get some sleep and dont try to cool down a fever thats 40° or under. The weak die the strong get sick. Just another cry about weak people needing a crutch.
DIE DIE DIE LET US STRONG LIVE MUHAHAHAHA

In all joking 
The green ant is immune to disease so dont worry about weak non fruit eaters dying.
They deserve death, and so do you.
Go and eat a fruit

[miauw62]

We'd only have to worry about hackers then and making sure our bodies anti-virus software is up to date.

"delete system32" suddenly becomes a life and death issue.

Can we not turn this into an assisted delete system32 thread?

4:20 install gentoo erryday

[That Wolf]

Did you eat a fucking fruit!

Seriously go eat some fruit. Steal some from a market stall the running away and laughter will also do you some good.

[Loud Whispers]

Did you eat a fucking fruit!

Seriously go eat some fruit. Steal some from a market stall the running away and laughter will also do you some good.

Stole some fruit got my hands chopped off but the fruit gave me the vitamins to regrow them stronger 10/10 would do again

[Shadowlord]

Studies have shown that vitamin c is not actually helpful, and antioxidants can protect cancer from the immune system or something like that. I'd find you citations but I'm on my phone.

[That Wolf]

Studys are wrong and you should just take the test.
I used to have herpies and I ingested and bathed in vitC, now I am fine and can sense the presence of fructose.
But sure dont use C as a medication, take your pharm amphetamines, drink your cough syrup, take pain pills and let the feelings slide away into oblivion.

[scrdest]

Studys are wrong and you should just take the test.
I used to have herpies and I ingested and bathed in vitC, now I am fine and can sense the presence of fructose.
But sure dont use C as a medication, take your pharm amphetamines, drink your cough syrup, take pain pills and let the feelings slide away into oblivion.

I think this is the first time I've encountered a reverse implementation of Poe's Law.

I think that was intended as a parody, but I really, really cannot tell.

[Shadowlord]

Studys are wrong and you should just take the test.
I used to have herpies and I ingested and bathed in vitC, now I am fine and can sense the presence of fructose.

I shall endeavor to respond with all the seriousness which your response deserves.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Egan_BW]

See, this is just what I'm saying. Things would be much simpler if we could just replace That Wolf with a robot!