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One global event and one local event(for each player) per turn. 100%!

5 (27.8%)

50% chance of any given random event happening.

5 (27.8%)

1 in 3 chance of any given random event happening.

3 (16.7%)

1 in 4 chance of...

2 (11.1%)

1 in 6 chance of...

1 (5.6%)

NULL OPTION

2 (11.1%)

Total Members Voted: 18

[Toaster]

I would vote for there to be a CHANCE of a random event per player and for world each turn; not that there is one.  As such I don't have a vote on the poll itself.

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

"Okay, fine.  Let's try this one more time, then I will be forced to conclude that the area we are in is entirely mundane.  But not today."

Dr. Lucius, 1 Researcher, 1 agent, and 5 grunts investigate room.  How long does it take to stay in the room before symptoms manifest.  If it's long enough so that people can go in safely for brief times, take some samples and see if the samples can replicate the effect.
5 grunts take Steve for treatment somewhere local (cash is authorized if required)
1 agent and 10 grunts go looking for more SCP goodness.

How much detail do we need to put into researching?  Do we just say "Research this thing" or do we need to describe a testing plan, or is it up to us?

[FallacyofUrist]

((And yup. The majority is 3 on global and local events, so I'm changing the poll to what you're discussing.))

((Researching? It's pretty much up to you. Vague research actions may be more unreliable, however.))

((And turn sometime today(hopefully), I don't have time right now.))

[FallacyofUrist]

((Let's see if I can do half the turn now, to start with... preferably more...))

Turn Three: You All are So Funny

((SaberToothTiger))

Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

"We need money. I will get loan." This gets you some nods from your minions.

(6) You hang up on your portable phone. Then and only then did you realize exactly what you did. "Did I just..." (gain 25000$, gain 35000$ in debt, gain surveillance by the Mafia, money must be payed off(or else) by turn 48(end of year)) This is not efficient or too desirable. But now you have your money. Too much money.

Then you realize you asked your researcher to get a government grant. (4) "Ha! I did it!" Your researcher bursts into your unfurnished office. "I got a 7500$ grant, cheap by government standards, but good for us- why are you staring at me like that?" (Gain 7500$ government grant, must submit report at end of every six months(first turn you need to do this: 24) if you want to remain unassaulted by the Egypt Researcher Traitor Killers or whatnot)

"Accurse it. Grunts. Build containment chamber for SCP-1. Agents. Come with me. We will acquire SCP-1."

(1) ((This, good sir, is RTD)) (roll to resist: Rinush(3), Agents(4)) You enter the slightly flooded temple to acquire SCP-1. Then it starts making water again. The next thought you have is something like Oh no and the next thought you think occurs after you've received CPR at the hands of your soaked and exhausted Agents. Things could have gone worse. You are, however, now soaked. And your suit is ruined. (lost formal suit, now wearing casual clothing)

You come to the construction of the SCP-1 containment chamber. (5) And for once your incompetent minions did something right. They constructed the room right down to the last bolt and the effective drains that prevent the room's pressure from building.


Status:
32000$
(35000$ in debt to the Mafia, must be paid off by turn 48.)
(must write a bi-yearly report about the state of the operation, send it to Egyptian government)

Personalle:
Rinush Vercuni(healthy, dressed in casual clothing)
10 Grunts(healthy)
2 Agents(healthy)
1 Researcher(healthy)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker(floor swept)
-(perfect containment chamber for SCP-1)

Items:
None

SCPs:
None

Information:
SCP-1
Design for Near-Perfect Containment Room for SCP-1(cost: 3000$)

((Dustan Hache))

Spoiler: "The Agency of Relative Regularity" (click to show/hide)

"Did you try to remove the children, or any of the playground pieces? If so, what were the results?"
"Ah... we didn't do anything like that. It didn't seem like a good idea, considering the danger many "anomalies" can pose..."

"...I want you, the two agents involved, and a team of grunts dispatched to the playground. We have two priorities. First off is getting the anomaly contained and the children cared for. The second part is either destroying the anomaly or bringing it back here for study. if things turn for the worse, I value your lives more than the children's. if you are dead, you can't defend the public from things like this."
"Right, sir."

You spend 3000$ to hire 30 Grunts, sending 10 of them with the Agents and the Researcher. The other 20 await your orders.

How hard could it possibly be to design bunker improvements and a containment chamber? You decide to give it a go. Design(2) In 2 minutes your head feels like it's on fire. Your job isn't to design buildings or stuff, it's to direct the organization! "AGH!" Suffice it to say no plans got made.

Mission(6) A few hours later, many people enter the bunker. More than the ones who left. The increase in numbers is covered by the dozen children that came with your Agents and Grunts. "Why. Did. You. Bring. Those. Children. HERE?!?"
The Researcher blinks. "I thought we could study them here?" You facepalm somewhat. "Report."

At this your Agents enter the conversation. "Mission was a complete success. Some brute force and trickery, well mixed, were all that was needed to successfully extract the children. We even managed to do it in a very dramatic fashion that attracted the attention of a local reporter!" "... are all of my minions IDIOTS!?" The Agent looks aghast when he realizes that. "He shouldn't put out his story until [next turn], by my estimate..." You stare down your Agent. "Report."
"Destroying the anomaly seemed unpractical, considering our equipment... so we put up a large fence and placed a sign on it saying that it was contaminated with radioactive waste, and that people should stay away."
Your Researcher nods at this.

You begin to plot to deal with the fallout from this... but you have something else to say first. "Researcher? Did you observe anything of note about the playground?" (3) "The 'bouncers' seem to lack good peripheral vision... that's all I determined from my observations, though I'm pretty sure that more could be learned given time..."

Oh well. There will be another time.


Status:
10000$
(10000$ of debt(grows by 10% at the end of each year, first year end at turn 48))

Personalle:
Dustan Hache(healthy, has a headache)
4 Agents(healthy)
1 Researchers(healthy)
30 Grunts(healthy)
12 Children(really, these aren't even under your orders...)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
None

SCPs:
None

Information:
SCP-1(currently fenced in)
Knowledge of reporter(a reporter you know the name and location of will likely put out a story about SCP-1 and your efforts to contain it next turn)

((Peradon))

Spoiler: Agency X (click to show/hide)

"I'm going to need some guards on the entrance to SCP-1's room." Two grunts are immediately used for this purpose.

"Researchers... I want you to figure out a cure for those comatose Grunts." The Researchers exchange a knowing look. "We're sorry sir... but there is no cure for death that we know of." "Wait. The comatose Grunts are dead? How?" "Apparently natural causes." Then the Researcher that looked at SCP-1, becoming crazed for it, spams slightly. And collapses, in a coma. "Oh dear." This is exclaimed by you and the remaining Researcher. "Well... find a cure for him."

(6) (critical: 6) Not ten minutes after you leave the remaining Researcher, the bunker's power flickers repeatedly. You rush back to find the remaining Researcher cackling like mad. "I HAVE DONE IT! Behold, my masterpiece!" The comatose Researcher is standing. And groaning... and moaning... "What did you do?" "I may... have... killed him... but I figured out how to cure death! Behold, the legendary... 'Zombie Servant'!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!" "I just knew that he was going to die as a result of SCP-1 exposure- it was so clear! So I used him as a test subject! I killed him, and brought him back! MWAHAHAHA!!!"

You are silent a few moments. Then your brain organizes things. (Lose 2 Researchers, gain 1 Mad Scientist, and 4 Zombie Servants(he also animated the dead Grunts))(gained Body Reanimation Knowledge)

"What. I guess.. I'll see you soon. Give me a bit of time to get things done. Then we're going to talk."

"Whatever! I never realized the benefits of maniacal laughter until now... so here goes... MWA HA HA MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
You may have just unleashed an incredibly powerful madman unto the world. It'll be fine as long as he's a useful madman, however.

You send your 5 remaining unassigned Grunts and 2 Agents to pursue the lead your minions recently acquired. (5+2=7, rounds to 5) They return with an interesting report... "Sir. We located an anomaly, a tank that seems to be intelligent. It currently resides in a nearby military base. We subdued an... incident report. A man attempted to take off a part of SCP-2 for a souvenir(thankfully nobody else was around at the time). The man was promptly fired upon by SCP-2, which was loaded as a result of an error of some clerk or something... we don't know precisely what, but the tank- it fired without anyone being in it." "Hm..." (Gain knowledge of SCP-2, self-defending tank)

Status:
380$

Personalle:
Dr. Milfrid Man(healthy)
1 Mad Scientist(healthy)
2 Agents(healthy)
7 Grunts(healthy)
4 Zombie Servants(functional)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
3 Paintings

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2
Body Reanimation Knowledge(you can reanimate corpses as unintelligent minions(even less intelligent than Grunts))

((Zormod))

Spoiler: Kranlov Science Program (click to show/hide)

"Life. Anyvay... get some more furniture, and protect our coats and pills from burning!"

(Recovery: 3) A few minutes later, the Grunts you sent into the bunker to retrieve the coats and pills return with only the coats to show for it. "Ve could not retrieve the pills on pain of flame, sir." "Pity."

(Furniture: 3) A few hours later, 2 rather cold Grunts return with a selection of cheap furniture, enough to perhaps furnish a third of the base. And they have frostbite. And they spent a chunk of your cash for it. (lose 250$)

(6) Your Agents' passive acting may not result in good results often, but this time it worked. (Gain a +2 lead) This might help to boost your mood. Your Agents await your orders.


Status:
1250$

Personalle:
Nikolai Kranlov(healthy)
8 Grunts(healthy)
2 Grunts(frostbitten)
4 Agents(healthy, stationed in nearby towns)
1 Researcher(healthy)

Buildings:
Enflamed Crummy Bunker(full of smoke, uninhabitable)

Items:
Maps of the Surrounding Area(+1 to navigate in the surrounding area)
1/3 Cheap Furniture(furnishes a third of the bunker)
Warm Coats(slightly burnt)
Ashes, Ashes.

SCPs:
None

Information:
Knowledge of the nearby area(from maps)
(A +2 lead)

((Paphi))

Spoiler: SADCom (click to show/hide)

"... we're going to die here, aren't we."
You sigh, and send out your best attempt yet of making peace with the natives.
(4) Your most fabulous Grunt leaves the bunker, guarded by your Agents, and begins to dance in front of the hostile natives. They seem to have gotten part of the message, at least. They don't seem to be attacking... (Natives will not attack this turn, and next turn you get +1 to peace efforts)

You take out a handy writing pad, and begin to take notes on the natives. (5) Interesting... while they're distracted, you notice that they're constantly, yes, constantly, taking swigs from strange drinking horns. A quick order to an Agent... there we go. The Agent took one of the horns without being noticed. Somehow. "It seems to be some sort of alcoholic beverage, sir." Is perhaps the natives' culture centered around alcohol? On an other note, you've determined that the natives' leader is a rather large man dressed in red. Completely. He's covered in red cloth and scraps of modern clothing. Several drinking horns hang from his waist. It seems obvious now that he leads them.

((Whether this counts as "all else failed" I'm not sure... so I'm going to hold off on the genocide squad...))


Status:
1750$(correct me if I'm wrong)

Personalle:
William Randolph Gills(healthy)
10 Grunts(healthy)
2 Agents(healthy, heavily armed)
1 Researcher(healthy)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker
Apartment(in Texas)(renting, costs 750 per month, first payment required at turn 8.)

Items:
None

SCPs:
None

Information:
Natives Culture Info
Beginnings of Peace(+1 to peace making rolls with the natives, next turn)

((Toaster))

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

"Okay, fine. Let's try this one more time, then I will be forced to conclude that the area we are in is entirely mundane. But not today."

Investigate(2) You, along with your team, enter the hotel, then you send your Researcher, Agent, and 5 Grunts into the hotel room. "Discover the room's secrets!" Something shifts. The team leaves the room. "Sir. The room doesn't seem to have any anomalous properties. Maybe it was a false alarm?" This would be so, but the team- you just know that they're still in the room? How are they possibly talking to you? Wait a minute. Could it be? Maybe the room doesn't modify the psych of those who enter, but instead modifies that of everybody else? Maybe the team isn't in the room? But you know they're in there... you force yourself to respond. It seems like insanity to you, but... "I think... you're still in the room. I'm defying my own thoughts to speak right now. This shouldn't be possible if you're still in the room... but I know you're still in there..." Ugh. "Follow me back to the bunker. I may think you're still in the hotel room, but I don't think you do." You defy yourself as you go back to the bunker.

(1) You, along with your team(?) return to the bunker to find Steve Jobs screaming in pain. A strange man is electrocuting him using a strange apparatus. "Feel the pain! Feel it! Use it... join the Dark Side!" This is the last time you will trust Grunts to find good psychological treatment services. (Psych even more damaged, needs two treatments now) You get Steve freed before the man does anything worse, and the electrocuting man is promptly "taken into custody". Steve has tears pouring from his eyes now.

(3) Your other Agent and 10 Grunts return to you. "We've got a lead." You nod. (gain a +1 lead)


Status:
500$

Personalle:
Dr. Lucius Heisen(healthy)
1 Researcher(healthy, back in the hotel room)
1 Agent(healthy, back in the hotel room)
3 Agents(healthy)
15 Grunts(healthy)
5 Grunts(healthy, back in the hotel room)
Steve Jobs?(slightly malnourished, has PTSD(no more interviews until psychologically treated), has ETSD(electro-traumatic-stress-disorder)(needs two psych treatments instead of one))
Electro-Shock Therapist(healthy, in "custody")

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
A Cold Cup of Coffee

SCPs:
None

Information:
SCP-1
(A +1 lead on an SCP(gain +1 to an SCP search roll))

((As always, please PM me if you find anything you think might be an error.))

[Peradon]

*doubletake*

Awesome.

Spoiler: Agency X (click to show/hide)

"Hey, Mad scientist! I have an idea..."
Promote my Mad scientist to lead researcher of death. Then ask him if he wants to help me gain a possibly unlimited pool of research. Tell him that we'll show the British government his zombie making abilities, and try to become an actual Agency. Tell him that we I don't expect him to share his death-raising abilities. Also tell him that his experiments would be funded from what the Agency gets from the government. If he agrees, set up a meet with some high ups in the government.

In the meantime, sell the paintings on the black market, and send the Agents and the Grunts out again to search for another SCP. I dont think we can fit a tank in our bunker...

[Dustan Hache]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Well,now we have a problem.we are either going to have to go public with what it really is, or risk the coverup used being called out, risking the possibility of this restarting all over again.
Researcher,You and ten grunts are to inspect if the anomaly has affected the children in any way. If it has not, return them to their familys ASAP. No need to piss off the public we are assigned to protect. Take your time on this, and try not to harm them.   
Agents, your job is absurdly important. I need you to stop that report or subvert it away from the anomaly, WITHOUT killing the damn reporter. There is no telling how the public will react to it, especially if the reporter has the full scope of the op, including what this damn playground really is.
The rest of you grunts are assigned a mix of guard duty and maintenance."
To pass the rest of his time, he would browse the Internet, looking for any unusual stories and waiting for the results of the semi-botched operation on his phone.

[SaberToothTiger]

Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

Oh well. Maybe I can get the mafia and the Egyptians to collide with each other or something.

I order my goddamn agents to capture the SCP. I hire an additional team of 10 grunts ($1000), 10 agents ($5000) and 2 researchers ($5000). I will also seek to do extensive repairs to the bunker for ($4000) and to expand it for ($5000).

My researcher will study the undoubtedly captured SCP and my grunts will attempt to gather information about more SCPs.

[Zormod]

Spoiler: Kranlov Science Program (click to show/hide)

Have an agent and 4 grunts follow that lead! Other agents try to find some other leads. Everyone else just starts building a temporary shelter out of nearby materials.Don't use the new furniture. Ask the researcher if he has any ideas regarding the fire and smoke.

[Toaster]

Sigh.

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

Same actions as last time.  Make sure that therapist is kept secure.

[Paphi]

This turn went well, so...

Spoiler: SADCom (click to show/hide)

"Finally, some progress."

Spend the week continuing the efforts. Have Fab Grunt lead a troupe of four other grunts in a carefully choreographed dance, conveying the following:

-How to use MREs
-Desire to come and go peaceably
-Promises of desirable trinkets and baubles, which may be specified upon peaceable transit
-Recognition of leader's leadership, power, and redness

Before the dance begins, I will personally bring out any red clothing and alcohol we may have available, as a friendly gesture. Partake moderately to show goodwill.

The agents and researcher will, as ever, stand to the side, ever vigilant.

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Four: Agony

((Peradon))

Spoiler: Agency X (click to show/hide)

"Hey, Mad Scientist! I have an idea!"

"Please call me Dr. D! MWA HAHA HAHA!"

"Well. Okay, Dr. D. Anyway, you are now Lead Researcher of Death."

"Wonderful! MWAHAHAHA!"

"In any case... do you want to help me gain a possibly unlimited pool of research? We'll meet with the British government, and show them your zombie making technology, and try... to become... an actual Agency!"

"Well..."

"Don't worry. We shouldn't need to share our reanimation tech. And your experiments will be funded from what our Agency gets from the government."

"Sounds... wonderful! MWAHAHAHA!"

(5) A phone call later, and you've set up a meeting with the Prime Minister himself. (meeting will occur next week)

In the meantime... (2) you return to your Agents and ask them if they managed to sell the paintings. "Sir... we're sorry. We tried to sell them on the black market, but some bloke managed to steal them instead of paying us for them. It's a pity, but at least we weren't harmed..." "... blast it. Okay then... take the Grunts with you and go search for another SCP."

"Yes, sir!" (3) A while later, they return with an interesting document. "We might be able to use this to find an SCP easier, if it's truthful." (gain a +1 lead)

Status:
380$

Personalle:
Dr. Milfrid Man(healthy)
Dr. D(healthy)
2 Agents(healthy)
7 Grunts(healthy)
4 Zombie Servants(functional)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
None

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2
Body Reanimation Knowledge(you can reanimate corpses as unintelligent minions(even less intelligent than Grunts))
A lead on an SCP(+1 to a search roll)

((Dustan Hache))

Spoiler: "The Agency of Relative Regularity" (click to show/hide)

"Well, now we have a problem. We are either going to have to go public with what it really is, or risk the coverup used being called out, risking the possibility of this restarting all over again."

"... Researcher, you and ten Grunts are to inspect if the anomaly has affected the children in any way. If it has not, return them to their families ASAP. No need to piss off the public we are assigned to protect. Take your time on this, and try not to harm them."

"Agents, your job is absurdly important. I need you to stop that report or subvert it away from the anomaly, WITHOUT killing the damn reporter. There is no telling how the public will react to it, especially if the reporter has the full scope of the op, including what this damn playground really is."

"The rest of you Grunts are assigned a mix of guard duty and maintenance."

Your minions scurry off to their various jobs.

(6) You accompany your Researcher and 10 Grunts assigned to test the children. Once you've arrived, you watch as the Researcher attempts to calm the children. Apparently he told them something about this all being some sort of big game... you nod off a moment- wait a minute what is he doing! "STOP! What have you done!" "I've just finished the tests! I've injected these children with a variety of chemical agents designed to bolster their physique! Soon we'll see if they work!" "Ow ow owwie!" The children are behaving exactly like you'd expect children to act after being injected with chemicals.

"Was that necessary to test whether the anomaly has affected them?"

"Well no, but you did say 'test'... and I've finished the other tests..."
"... just send the children back to their parents before they get messed up even worse."

One of the children hiccups. Then the child coughs out a green slime. "... exactly what did you inject them with?"

"You know what I said, chemical agents designed to bolster their physique. Agents that may have side effects."

"... treat them to minimize the side effects, then release them back to their families. And never do that again."

The next day, the children are anonymously released back to their parents. You unfortunately didn't have any amnesiacs to dose them with, but they're only children- their parents should likely ignore their stories.

While waiting for your Agents, you look around on the internet for any unusual stories. (3) You notice something on the BBC about a coming age without working antibiotics... nothing new.

(1) ((Well, that's RTD for you.)) Your Agent return to you. "Well?" "... we couldn't find the reporter." "... blast it. Please at least tell me you were able to suppress the story?" In reply, one of the Agents pulls out a smartphone from a pocket on his clothing, then turns its screen so you can see it. You read the headline it shows. "Children Abducted by Mysterious Agency? Oh no." You read the story. The reporter... he... (reporter success roll: 3) had some idea of what was going on. Thankfully he didn't actually catch anything about the playground itself, but he did manage to get some footage of your Agents and Grunts. Thankfully, again, it seemed he arrived late to the scene and only caught your agency removing the children from the scene, and putting up the fence. That could have gone much worse, however. "Sir?" "What now..." "We believe that the reporter might have detected us as we went after him. He's posted something interesting on his website to go along with the story about our abductions." You read on. "Reporter Jones now investigating mysterious agency?" It seems that although the reporter didn't detect the anomalous properties of the playground, he's still going after your agency because of the abductions. Pity.

Status:
10000$
(10000$ of debt(grows by 10% at the end of each year, first year end at turn 48))

Personalle:
Dustan Hache(healthy)
4 Agents(healthy)
1 Researchers(healthy)
30 Grunts(healthy)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
None

SCPs:
None

Information:
SCP-1(currently fenced in)
Knowledge of reporter(a reporter you know the name and location of, is currently investigating you and your organization)

((SaberToothTiger))

Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

"Screw chance. I have money!"
You hire 10 Grunts, 2 Researchers, and more importantly, 10 Agents. You then order your 10 Agents to capture the SCP. There's no chance that they'll fail! None at all! (6) And they've succeeded. They bring back the SCP, and... some rocks.

"Why bring those?" "Sir. We thought that perhaps you might want to see if the water created by the anomaly changed the rock it soaked into."

Having acquired the object, you then turn your attention to the bunker. A few orders later, the Grunts are(1)... you nod off.

When you awake, the entire bunker-walls, floors, ceiling- it's all painted green. "WHAT HAPPENED!" One of your 3 Researchers is with your shortly. "Sir. The Grunts... they took half the repair money you handed out and used it to purchase green spray paint cans. You can see the result." You fume. "Please tell me that they managed to expand the bunker..." (3)

"Slightly. 1500$ later, they've managed to build a downwards staircase." "Good." "Have you studied the SCP?"

"Yes. (3) But we haven't yet determined much. The object does appear to exist in many more than 3 dimensions, however."

Your Grunts seem too tired from spray painting the bunker to search for more SCPs, unfortunately. Pity.

Status:
17500$
(35000$ in debt to the Mafia, must be paid off by turn 48.)
(must write a bi-yearly report about the state of the operation, send it to Egyptian government)

Personalle:
Rinush Vercuni(healthy, dressed in casual clothing)
20 Grunts(healthy)
12 Agents(healthy)
3 Researchers(healthy)

Buildings:
Green Crummy Bunker(floor swept)
-(perfect containment chamber for SCP-1)
-(staircase downwards into unbuilt second floor)

Items:
None

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
SCP-1
Design for Near-Perfect Containment Room for SCP-1(cost: 3000$)

((Zormod))

Spoiler: Kranlov Science Program (click to show/hide)

"Follow vat lead!" The Agent and 4 Grunts you assigned to the lead follow it. (3+2=5) A day or two later, the 4 Grunts(the Agent returned to his station) bring back a small wooden box containing two speakers shaped like small humanoids. "Sir. We've recovered these anomalous objects. They act like normal speakers, unless the SHUTDOWN option is activated, at which point... we don't know what to make of the strange words and a whistling noise that come forth from them... the two of us that heard the words just wouldn't speak until they heard a different set of words and whistling noise that came out when REACTIVATE was selected. It's very strange." You make note of this in silence. (Gain SCP-1, a pair of humanoid speakers that play noises that can prevent the listeners from speaking and can also play a different noise that undoes this effect)

(1) Later, you ask your other Agents to search for leads. The next day, all three of them phone back saying they've found nothing. Wait, 3?

Shelter(1) You are interrupted in your phone call by some smoke wafting into your face. You turn to your Grunts to see, in horror, that they've made another bonfire using the newly purchased furniture, and are now dancing around the furniture. You are considering the possibility that you've accidentally recruited all the members of a cult of arsonists.

"Why can't I just have some COMPETENT MINIONS? Researcher? Perhaps you can do something about this?" (2) "It's not my field of study, sir. Sorry." You sob into your hands as the day ends.

Status:
1250$

Personalle:
Nikolai Kranlov(healthy)
10 Grunts(healthy)
3 Agents(healthy, stationed in nearby towns)
1 Researcher(healthy)

Buildings:
Absurdly Enflamed Crummy Bunker(full of smoke, uninhabitable)

Items:
Maps of the Surrounding Area(+1 to navigate in the surrounding area)
Warm Coats(slightly burnt)
Ashes, Ashes, Ashes, Ashes.

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
Knowledge of the nearby area(from maps)
SCP-1

((Toaster))

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

"DO. IT. ALL. OVER. AGAIN!!!"

And the week repeats itself.

But different.

(1) You decide to enter the hotel room yourself. Surely, there must be something the other people within it are missing? You enter. It just looks like an ordinary hotel room. You leave. Then you realize that the minions you thought previously were still in the hotel room are not, in fact, within it. You still don't understand the room, so you leave, along with your minions, back to your bunker. Along the way, you encounter a few civilians- with rather interesting comments. "Wait, weren't you back in room 207?" Then you realize- the room- it makes anyone who has entered it in the past- everyone who hasn't entered the hotel room believes anyone who has entered the room is still within it... and you entered the room. Blast it.

You return to your bunker, noting that(5) Steve Jobs is crying a tad bit less now. Your Grunts are promptly engaged in a conversation with you... "Sir. Wait, weren't you back at room 207?" "... continue your report." "Sir. Okay sir. Sir, we took Mr. Jobs here to a local psychologist who doesn't charge for his services when he treats extremely psychologically damaged patients." "Good." "And we disguised him on the trip there, back, and with the psychologist." "Good again." "Sir. Are you sure you're not back at room 207?" "... I'm considering bulldozing that blasted hotel now..."

(4+1=5) Your Agent and 10 Grunts assigned to acquire an SCP return... bearing a wallet of black cloth and leather. "What is this?" "Sir. Weren't you-" "... you will continue your report." "Sir. Okay... this wallet has anomalous properties. It seems to create objects of some significance to its holder on occasion. We liberated it from its previous owner without detection." "Good."

Status:
500$

Personalle:
Dr. Lucius Heisen(healthy)
1 Researcher(healthy)
4 Agents(healthy)
20 Grunts(healthy)
Steve Jobs?(physically healthy, has PTSD(no more interviews until psychologically treated))
Electro-Shock Therapist(healthy, in "custody", crying out repeatedly for a lawyer)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
An Empty Cup of Coffee

SCPs:
SCP-2

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2

((Paphi))

Spoiler: SADCom (click to show/hide)

"Finally, some progress."

"All right then..."

(5+1=6) Heaps of red clothing and alcohol are gifted to the chieftain. He looks rather pleased, especially so as you consume some alcohol yourself.

(1+1=2) You send out your dancing Grunts, guarded by the others- then the dancers trip, fall, and stumble over themselves. It turns out that they sampled the alcohol... unfortunately.

Your gifting seems to have minimized the failure. (will not attack this turn, +1 to peace efforts next turn)

Status:
1750$(correct me if I'm wrong)

Personalle:
William Randolph Gills(healthy)
10 Grunts(healthy)
2 Agents(healthy, heavily armed)
1 Researcher(healthy)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker
Apartment(in Texas)(renting, costs 750 per month, first payment required at turn 8.)

Items:
None

SCPs:
None

Information:
Natives Culture Info
Red and Alcohol Peace(+1 to peace making rolls with the natives, next turn)

((As always, if you see something that looks wrong, let me know.))

((Finalizing the random events will have to wait until we reach more of a consensus.))

[Dustan Hache]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Shit, now we have to go public, and due to our new resident scientist who apparently thinks that HUMAN TESTING IS ACCEPTABLE FOR UNKNOWN CHEMICALS, we are all in deep shit!"
Grabbing the downright stupid researcher by the scruff of his collar, he would bring the man face to face with him. "when this all goes public, it's on your head. Are. We. CLEAR?"
"Agents, we are sticking to our coverup story! We are contractors, and there was toxic waste dumped in the playground by an associate of our agency. we were sent in to evacuate it, and ensure the children are healthy and unharmed. If the reporter asks, our researcher is the liaison from the company that dumped the waste. hopefully if this all goes to hell, the researcher will be the one sued, not us."
 "the rest of you grunts are to try and make this bunker look less like a rundown shack and more like a proper facility for a government contractor. appearance is everything people, lets not screw this up!"

[Peradon]

Spoiler: Agency X (click to show/hide)

Wonderful. Have the Agents track down that SCP and have all available grunts go with him. Be awesome for the PM.

[Zormod]

Spoiler: Kranlove Science Program (click to show/hide)

Okay, send grunts to get fire extinguishers and gas masks. Have 1 agent determine what happened to the missing agent, and the other 2 try to find some sort of lead. Researcher, find out if that box does anything else. Keep everyone and everything away from the fire and smoke.

[SaberToothTiger]

Spoiler: R.AN.CO.R (click to show/hide)

I kick a grunt in the balls repeatedly. This should assert my authority. The grunts that painted the bunker green will scratch off the paint with their own fingernails if they have to.
My agents shall look for more SCPs. They will be split into five groups of two, each looking for different SCPs.
Researchers will research SCP-1 more. Experiment on the water it produces - is it different than normal water?
Non retarded grunts will build second underground floor.

[Toaster]

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

Hrmph.

Put on name badge that says "I am not in room 207" and see if that works.  Put the new wallet in my pocket and see what happens over the week.

1 agent and 10 grunts go SCP hunting.
1 researcher and 5 grunts continue to investigate room 207.  Do repeated visits to the room change anything?  Try it with a mouse; does it work on base animals?  What about unliving objects?
Dr. Lucius, 1 agent and 5 grunts continue to work with Mr. Jobs.