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50% chance of any given random event happening.

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1 in 3 chance of any given random event happening.

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1 in 4 chance of...

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1 in 6 chance of...

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Total Members Voted: 18

[Dustan Hache]

(why not just kick him out for being idle?)

[FallacyofUrist]

((Considering the interesting stuffs he's done, I'd like to give him a chance to post an action. If not, though, I suppose I could remove him.))

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Nine: Trance State.

((Peradon))((OOC: I ask that you post. Lest your doctor be shot by a british spy.))

Spoiler: Agency X (click to show/hide)

You fall into... a... trance... from... wh..ich... you... might... not... es...cape...

((Post an action for next turn or your body will falter and die.))

Status:
2380$

Personalle:
Dr. Milfrid Man(entranced, will die next turn if you don't post an action)
Dr. D(healthy)
1 Agent(healthy)
7 Zombie Servants(functional)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
None

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2
SCP-3
Body Reanimation Knowledge(you can reanimate corpses as unintelligent minions(even less intelligent than Grunts))

((SaberToothTiger))

Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

"You are a worthless fuck. I will rip of your head and shit down your neck!"

"Everybody. Yes, all of you Grunts. 100$ to the one who makes this git suffer the most!"

"Just don't kill him."

The screams of pain last long into the night. In the morning, you say that the fun from beating up the Grunt was payment enough. Your minions agree. Completely.

"Now to other work..."
(5) The two agents you assigned to search for SCP-3 locate it easily. (you may act on a plan to capture SCP-3 again next turn)

(4) The two agents you assigned to search for SCP-4 report that it is easily available on all common online mobile applications stores. Anyone could download it. And it's bloody free(as in it costs nothing).

(4)(4) The two researchers you assigned to Elfa report that the biography one of them wrote about her is completely accurate(ask any question about her life and you'll get a true answer). The other Researcher determines that the phenomenon known as SCP-2 only occurs in an approximately 15km radius around her.

(5) The researcher you assigned to find ways to generate money from your SCPs reports:
"The simplest option is simply to try and sell SCPs on the black market or perhaps to governments. As you might imagine, that might have rather bad results. Other than that, I don't see any potential to earn money using the anomalies we have currently, though it should be noted we do not currently have much information on SCP-5."

With that, you hire 10 Agents for 5000$.

And you send them to get a loan for your amusement park plans. (3) They return an hour later with... the name of a man who invests in amusement parks.

(6) ((Part of the reason I run games is for the entertainment of my players. The other half is "because it's fun for me".))

((Now, before you continue reading, I want you to imagine the possibilities. Wait a moment. Now continue.))

You fall asleep for a few hours, tired from the day's work.

You are promptly awakened from your slumber by cheering. Cheering that is very loud. Suddenly a number of Grunts grab you and carry you outside of your office, outside of the bunker, where you find an amusement park. "The SCP Organization- Surprise, Celebrate, Powerup?"

Worse, there are PEOPLE strolling about. You- you- you are a tad bit confused now. The bunker seems to have been replaced by a funhouse, with the bunker's entrance hidden inside. Guests are entering the park and leaving via helicopter. Why is it that your Grunts are absolutely brilliant only when you don't want them to be? Why can't they just be normal minions? Why must their brains fail 1/6 of the time?

... and something's wrong.
You see. You see that somehow, the SCPs(some of them) have been converted into exhibits! There's a fountain with SCP-1 spewing water out of it... there's a billboard warning about the effects of SCP-2... SCP-4 is advertised in the fliers... the fliers... your mission has been PERVERTED.

And a mike just got thrust into your hands. "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, conspiracy theorists and nutballs, behold the founder of The SCP Organization, Mr... VERCUNI!" Somehow you got led to a podium atop a stage while you were thinking. There are guests sitting on folding chairs in front of the stage. They clap.

A quick time event has been initiated. Time for a speech.
Also, the Grunts spent all your money and then some.

A small tear drips forth from your left eye. Most would call it a tear of joy.
You are not most.

"Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the best fun house of all time! Now, to not hold you back from enjoying the park, I will only say this: from time to time we will bring in new attractions, so remember to come back! Have fun!"
You hand one of your Agents, acting as a bodyguard, the mic, and descend from the stage, more tears falling from your eyes.

Most would call those tears of joy.
Later, in your room- "WHYYYYYY??? WHY COULDN'T I JUST HAVE COMPETENT MINIONS!?" The tears flow full force down your cheeks.

Status:
0$
(35000$ in debt to the Mafia, must be paid off by turn 48.)
(4000$ in debt to... you're not exactly sure.)
(must write a bi-yearly report about the state of the operation, send it to Egyptian government)

Personalle:
Rinush Vercuni(healthy, dressed in a bargain tuxedo, emotionally demolished)
39 Amusement Park Grunts(actually Grunts)(healthy)
4 Amusement Park Personalle(actually Agents)(healthy)
3 Amusement Park Supervisors(actually Researchers)(healthy)

Buildings:
SCP(Surprise, Celebrate, Powerup) Amusement Park
-Ultimate Funhouse
  -Crummy Bunker(access by using secret passage from Ultimate Funhouse)
   +First Floor
    -(perfect containment chamber for SCP-1, does not contain SCP-1)
    -(an old-fashioned jail cell, containing Elfa S. Loewes)
    -(staircase downwards into unbuilt second floor, halfway built second floor)
    -(hostile entity containment room)
SCP-1 Fountain
Various Other Amusement Park Stuffs and Billboards

Items:
A human book, made of bone and flesh.
A biography of Elfa S. Loewes.

SCPs:
SCP-1
SCP-2?
SCP-5

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2(note your knowledge of an elderly woman named Elfa S. Loewes who likely causes SCP-2 to happen?)
SCP-3
SCP-4
SCP-5
Design for hostile entity containment room(cost 4000$, widely usable)

((Zormod))

Spoiler: Kranlov Science Program (click to show/hide)

Orders are given.
(4+2=6-rounds to 5) An anomaly has been discovered... the blokes you assigned to follow the lead discover- they brought you back some photos, showing a man covered in some strange leaves that seem to be growing from his skin. (gain knowledge of SCP-2, leaf man?)

(5) No leads for you- only more SCPs! Your remaining agents report to you of a secret tunnel under the Kremlin, leading to a secret chamber in which many, many, colored tiles are part of the floor, in no none pattern. A strange humanoid entity dwells there. (gain knowledge of SCP-3, checkerboard chamber under Kremlin with strange humanoid entity inside)

(3) A single industrial fan is deposited at your feet.

(3) "Some sort ove fuel?"

Status:
1350$

Personalle:
Nikolai Kranlov(healthy)
10 Grunts(healthy)
3 Agents(healthy, stationed in nearby towns)
1 Researcher(healthy)

Buildings:
Very Dangerous To Enter Crummy Bunker(full of smoke, uninhabitable)

Items:
Maps of the Surrounding Area(+1 to navigate in the surrounding area)
Warm Coats(slightly burnt)
An Industrial Fan

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
Knowledge of the nearby area(from maps)
SCP-1
SCP-2
SCP-3

((Toaster))

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

(5)... your Agent and 10 Grunts report of a... modified periodic table in a lecture hall over in a university. That induces radiation poisoning slowly to the people around it. (gain knowledge of SCP-4, radiation poisoning inducing modified periodic table)

(5) Steve's ready to talk. Finally.

(Translate: 3) They can't make heads or tails of the glyphs.
(Message: 3) And they send a piece of paper with... a graph of the sine function through.

The wallet loses the twenty, and still does nothing.

Status:
485$

Personalle:
Dr. Lucius Heisen(healthy)
1 Researcher(healthy)
4 Agents(healthy)
20 Grunts(healthy)
Steve Jobs?(healthy)
Electro-Shock Therapist(actually, a corpse)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
A small metal cylinder, sent through SCP-3. It contains several triangular sheets of paper, with strange glyphs written on them.
A micro snake camera.

SCPs:
SCP-2

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2
SCP-3
SCP-4

((Dustan Hache))

Spoiler: The Agency of Relative Regularity (click to show/hide)

"YOU BUNCH! STOP DRILLING THE DAMN WALL AND START DIGGING A STAIRWAY INTO THE FLOOR! THE FLOOR IS THE THING YOU ARE STANDING ON!"
(6) Your office has been transformed into an absolutely gigantic stairway downwards. Wait. Your office? (lose your office, gain a gigantic stairway downward)

You sigh and move on.
"Did you forget that this is a top secret facility!? Get the anomaly out of sight before you do tests on it damit!"

(6) Suddenly you're faced with a now disassembled anomaly. And it's in a crate now. A sealed crate.

"Each and every one of you has failed. Now go make up for it by investigating some kind of dog based anomaly. Do not bring weapons to it, just scout it out for now."
(6) And a few minutes later, you are faced with an unconscious man carried by your Grunts. "Sir. This man is the man in the video."

Status:
10000$
(10000$ of debt(grows by 10% at the end of each year, first year end at turn 48))

Personalle:
Dustan Hache(healthy)
4 Agents(healthy)
1 Researchers(healthy)
30 Grunts(healthy)
Abducted Man(from the SCP-2 video)

Buildings:
Souped-Up Bunker(+1 to fooling people who are trying to prove that your agency is not a government contractor, if the bunker is relevant)
-A Gigantic Stairway Down, formerly your office.

Items:
Hazmat Gear(fits 2 Agents and 5 Grunts)

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2
(blueprints for general containment room(cost: 2500$))

((Paphi))

Spoiler: SADCom (click to show/hide)

(1) Your Researcher is brought. He faints upon seeing it.
(1) You decide that the best way to let your Agents recover is to kick them mercilessly. (3) They'll have a few bruises once they wake up.

(1) 500$ worth of Mountain Dew is promptly shipped to the island. Wait. A. Minute.

Luck(3) The Grunt there(henceforth your Representative With The Natives) says the natives are confused but are willing to go forth with the party next week.

Status:
1250$(correct me if I'm wrong)
Diplomatic Alcohol Agreement(every four turns, you must throw a party with lots of red cloth and alcohol with the natives' chief. In return, you have peace with the natives, plus trade agreements and meetings at times of your choice. Of course, if you fail to throw one of these parties, war ensues. Next instance of party time: Turn Ten.)

Personalle:
William Randolph Gills(healthy)
Representative With The Natives(healthy)
2 Agents(unconscious, heavily armed)
1 Researcher(unconscious)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker
Apartment(in Texas)(renting, costs 750 per month, next payment required at turn 12.)

Items:
None

SCPs:
None

Information:
Natives Culture Info

[Dustan Hache]

(6)
(6)
(6)

ITS THE RNGDEVIL's WORK!

[FallacyofUrist]

((Or perhaps random.org being a pain. I might switch to using dice next turn.))
((6,6,6 has a rather small chance of happening, but it very well can happen. If the others' turns weren't also a little streaky, I would call it a coincidence.))

[Zormod]

Spoiler: Kranlov Science Program (click to show/hide)

Nikolai:Use the fan to blow smoke out of the bunker.
Agents:More leads, please. And good job finding those SCPs.
Grunts:Make Flamethrowers. Refrain from using them in the base. This should be no problem for you.
Researcher:Can you make more? Please keep it away from the bunker, if you do.

[Toaster]

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

Personally interview Steve with 1 Agent.  Let's see what's been going on here.

1 Agent and 10 Grunts keep looking for new SCPs.
1 Researcher, 1 Agent, and 5 Grunts keep working on the glyphs.  See if anything comes through the portal.
1 Agent and 5 Grunts go out and see who has been affected by SCP-4.  Interview people and see if any information can be found.


EDIT:  You know, I think I've always had four agents but been assuming I have two.  Oopsie!

[Harry Baldman]

Hm. You got a waitlist? Even if the game's on the verge of dying, it's still worth a shot.

Spoiler: The Chief Researcher (click to show/hide)

Name: Mark
Appearance: shaggy-haired guy in a Hawaiian shirt, bright yellow shorts and glasses who's had a bit too much sun, it seems. Walks around barefoot, mostly. Looks pretty relaxed, all things considered.
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Personality: he's, like, a chill dude, right? But there's, like, all this stuff in the world. Science can't explain that shit, man. Like that... uh... yeah, that thing. Can you explain that? I mean, there's, like, an explanation in there somewhere. Maybe someone ought to find out. And who better than Mark to take on this challenge? He's been to college, man. He got that liberal arts degree. So lay off and let him and his righteous friends do their thing.

Spoiler: The Organization (click to show/hide)

Name: Those Dudes From, Like, You Know
Starting Stuffs: Mark's Dad's Old Yacht, Agents Jethro, Katie, Pekka and Brandi, Researcher Bjorn, $3000
Location: Santa Monica, California

Alternatively, what exactly do you need help with as a GM? This is some quality stuff, I'd be certainly willing to further the cause if it meant more of this. PM me, maybe.

[SaberToothTiger]

Did I mention that before? No? Well, I wanted to say that I love you deeply for this.

Spoiler: QTE (click to show/hide)

"Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening the best fun house of all! Now, to not hold you from enjoying the park, I will only say this: from time to time we will bring in new attractions, so remember to come back! Have fun!"

Hand someone back the mic, return to my room and start crying.

[FallacyofUrist]

Hm. You got a waitlist? Even if the game's on the verge of dying, it's still worth a shot.

Spoiler: The Chief Researcher (click to show/hide)

Name: Mark
Appearance: shaggy-haired guy in a Hawaiian shirt, bright yellow shorts and glasses who's had a bit too much sun, it seems. Walks around barefoot, mostly. Looks pretty relaxed, all things considered.
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Personality: he's, like, a chill dude, right? But there's, like, all this stuff in the world. Science can't explain that shit, man. Like that... uh... yeah, that thing. Can you explain that? I mean, there's, like, an explanation in there somewhere. Maybe someone ought to find out. And who better than Mark to take on this challenge? He's been to college, man. He got that liberal arts degree. So lay off and let him and his righteous friends do their thing.

Spoiler: The Organization (click to show/hide)

Name: Those Dudes From, Like, You Know
Starting Stuffs: Mark's Dad's Old Yacht, Agents Jethro, Katie, Pekka and Brandi, Researcher Bjorn, $3000
Location: Santa Monica, California

Alternatively, what exactly do you need help with as a GM? This is some quality stuff, I'd be certainly willing to further the cause if it meant more of this. PM me, maybe.

On the verge of dying? Ha, no. The game's going to get more updates soon as soon as more of the players post.
I would say that "we don't have a waitlist, and I don't intend to run this game more than once(from what I'm seeing, it's going to last a long while...)", but one of the players(Peradon) failed to post an action for last turn. I'd be willing to throw you in if he doesn't post an action for this turn also(but note: if you've read through the turns, it might give you an unfair advantage in the game, and if you've done so I might need to reconsider this a bit). Players must be eliminated by death, not lack of posts!

And what do I need help with as a GM?
If you want to help, just post here now and then to yell at me if I haven't finished a turn and I've got all the actions I need. If you can warp reality to give me more time and energy to do turns for this game, that would be nice too. For the gameplay aspects, I feel I have it covered, it's just the meta that's problematic.

This is some quality stuff, I'd be certainly willing to further the cause if it meant more of this.

Much appreciated.
~~~
So on another note, I'd like Peradon to post(if possible, if not, it's possible for him to be replaced, potentially by Harry Baldman). In addition to that, I'll need a full turn action from SaberToothTiger, and the same from Dustan Hache and Paphi.
~~~

I'm going to thank you all for your support and willingness to continue after something of a hiatus. Now excuse me, I'm going to write up SaberTooth's quick time event.

[Dustan Hache]

Spoiler:  Meanwhile, at The A.R.R.. (click to show/hide)

The director would facepalm, having explicitly told them to SCOUT, not KIDNAP. "he better have been  unconscious when you found him, or so help me I will have all of your asses sued when he wakes up! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
Without waiting for a response, he would task them silently on their next assignment: Finding a way to produce a steady income. He Requires them show any plans or ideas to him before he gives a go-ahead.
Upon seeing the SCP in a box, he would seem unphased, if a bit disappointed. "well, you did half the job. now get it inside the base, and stored somewhere out of the way. Hopefully we'll have a room just for testing soon."
He would walk into the office turned stairway... And grin despite himself. "Well done gentlemen, you're actually learning something. Now start digging the second floor out, WITHOUT collapsing the base. Don't worry about the office, I didn't really like it anyway."
Then, turning his attention to the unconscious man, he would wait patiently for them to wake up before  questioning them.

[Paphi]

((Ah, I keep being lazy. Also, my poor luck is having the unfortunate side effect of forcing me to actually think about what to do next, which tends to require several hours. Which tends to happen over several days. Sorry.))

Spoiler: SADCom (click to show/hide)

Ship whisky in approximately an even split of MTN DEW to the island. And Red Solo Cups, dammit. Personally ensure this order goes right, and attend the party.

Agents and researcher keep doing respective important thngs like research and guarding.

[FallacyofUrist]

Currently missing TigerDude's full action.

[SaberToothTiger]

Don't you dare call me TigerDude. The full might of the feline empire shall fall upon your weak spine and crush your weak, hollow bones.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I have made a terrible mistake."

My mind is clear and my soul is ready for what is to come.

Bring in the profits. This turn, EVERYONE I can muster will do anything in their ungodly FUCKING ability to rake the dolla dolla bills in. Two agents will be guarding the amusement park until I say they can stop. Two agents will capture SCP-3 and two will capture SCP-4. Researchers will design amusement park attractions which will contain the SCPs.

And the grunts...

Gods will be watching.

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Ten: Agency X Has Fallen(of meta causes)
((Looks like Random.org has gone back to its normal not streaky state. Mostly.))
((Or not?))

((Zormod))

Spoiler: Kranlov Science Program (click to show/hide)

(3) It occurs to you that you can't really use the fan without a generator. Like the one back in the bunker full of smoke.

(2) Your Agents phone in telling you they're taking a spa break. GRAGH.

(4) Your Grunt, meanwhile, have forged scrap metal into some "flamethrowers". Flamethrowers is something of a strong word... (on a one for use, will catch fire and result in bad things happening). (gained 5 "flamethrowers"(will backlash on a one))

(1) Your bunker is now on fire. Again. Your researcher fancies himself an arsonist.

Burn Luck(1) So much for your plans to blow away the smoke. The bunker has been enflamed to an absurd degree. Apparently the researcher perfected his arson formula.

Status:
1350$

Personalle:
Nikolai Kranlov(healthy)
10 Grunts(healthy)
3 Agents(healthy, stationed in nearby towns)
1 Researcher(healthy)

Buildings:
Enflamed Crummy Bunker(full of smoke, burning significantly, uninhabitable)

Items:
Maps of the Surrounding Area(+1 to navigate in the surrounding area)
Warm Coats(slightly burnt)
An Industrial Fan

SCPs:
SCP-1

Information:
Knowledge of the nearby area(from maps)
SCP-1
SCP-2
SCP-3

((Toaster))

Spoiler: Bulwark (click to show/hide)

You give out your orders-
(5) "TERRORIST SCUM KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO EAT MEAT! MEAT, DANGIT!" Seems Steve's back to his old self. "... and they drugged my family with amnesiacs. They probably think I'm dead! What year is it, anyway? How long have I been gone? When do I go home?"

(5) "Good morning, sir. We have discovered a new anomaly. A strange child has taken up residence in the local mayor's house. And it is monopolizing the mayor's attention, and that of his wife. The mayor's own children are being neglected, if we're correct." (Gain knowledge of SCP-5, child that takes over family)

(5) The Researcher you assigned to the portal studies linguistics for a while, then sets to work on the glyphs. After a day or two, he reports back to you, "Apparently these glyphs represent geometric principles and texts! And it seems they've been developed to make contact with us." "Oh, and there's this." The Researcher presents you with two more cylinders of the same sort. "They came through the portal yesterday. I think we ought to reply..." (gain translation knowledge of SCP-3 glyphs, gain two more message cylinders)
((... or not?? I'm fetching a six-sided dice after this roll.))

(3) One of your Agents, plus 10 Grunts go out and interview the professor who lectured in the hall. Strangely, although the periodic table is very incorrect, the professor seems absolutely convinced that it's correct.

Status:
485$

Personalle:
Dr. Lucius Heisen(healthy)
1 Researcher(healthy)
4 Agents(healthy)
20 Grunts(healthy)
Steve Jobs(healthy)
Electro-Shock Therapist(actually, a decaying corpse)

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker

Items:
Three small metal cylinders, sent through SCP-3. They contains several triangular sheets of paper, with strange glyphs written on them.
A micro snake camera.

SCPs:
SCP-2

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2
SCP-3
(Translation information for SCP-3 glyphs)
SCP-4
SCP-5

((Dustan Hache))

Spoiler: The Agency of Relative Regularity (click to show/hide)

You take your palm and place it on your face. Hard. "He better have been unconscious when you found him, or so help me I will have all of your asses sued when he wakes up! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!" Your Agents that kidnapped him tremble with fear... "S-sir? He wasn't... exactly... unconscious when we nabbed him..." The facepalm enters that Agent's face instead of your own. He falls over.

You then task them to find a way to generate a steady income. (4)... they get to work, and will soon have an idea for you. A good one? Only time will tell.

"Well, you did half the job. Now get it inside the base, and stored somewhere out of the way. Hopefully we'll have a room just for testing soon." The Researcher enlists the help of a few Grunts to move the crate where you desire. (1) A few hours later, you notice  a truck leaving the area of your bunker. Complete with a crate that looks suspiciously like the crate... that... contained... the playground..." "Researcher?" "Yes sir! I shipped the playground to the White House, just as you asked! I even called in a favor from a senator I know to get it to actually arrive there!" "..."

You weep slightly, then move on- you'll deal with him later- to the construction Grunts. "Well done gentlemen, you're actually learning something. Now start digging the second floor out, WITHOUT collapsing the base. Don't worry about the office, I didn't really like it anyway." (3) They start digging the second floor out. Then they stop. Well, looks like they took you literally. (+1 to the next second floor digging roll, will not negate the effect of a one)

The unconscious man slowly comes to his feet. "Who are you? And where am I?" "I am Dustan Hache, founder of the A.R.R, and you are in my not-so-secret bunker." "Oh, you're that guy from the news! The guy involved with that chemical spill!" "It- don't remind me."

"Why am I here?" "You- wait, I'm the one who's supposed to be asking the questions! Why, sir- why did this happen!" You show the man the video. As he watches, tears drip from his face. "Oh, Mattie..." You can only assume he's referring- to the dogs? "I- I don't know why this happens-"
Hm.

You leave him in the spare bedroom(it's not as though you have cells yet), door locked from the outside. Your Agents promptly swarm you, speaking of the possibility of becoming an actual government contractor, or perhaps running a Grunt construction contracting company. Mundane but perhaps an effective cover and money-making scheme.

Status:
10000$
(10000$ of debt(grows by 10% at the end of each year, first year end at turn 48))

Personalle:
Dustan Hache(healthy)
4 Agents(healthy)
1 Researchers(healthy)
30 Grunts(healthy)
Abducted Man(from the SCP-2 video)

Buildings:
Souped-Up Bunker(+1 to fooling people who are trying to prove that your agency is not a government contractor, if the bunker is relevant)
-A Gigantic Stairway Down, formerly your office.
-Slightly Dug Out Second Floor(+1 to your next excavation roll here, will not negate a one)

Items:
Hazmat Gear(fits 2 Agents and 5 Grunts)

SCPs:
SCP-2?

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2
(blueprints for general containment room(cost: 2500$))

((Paphi))

Spoiler: SADCom (click to show/hide)

(Party setup: 5) A gigantic stack of red Solo cups, a crate's worth of mountain dew and whiskey, and a boat- that's what you've got right now as you go off to natives island to party. (+1 to roll)
(Party happening: 6+1=7) You wake up covered in red body paint a day later, rather hung over. You're pretty sure the party went well, though. But this hangover... agh. At least... agh... it worked.

(Guard: no roll) It's pretty hard to understand what your Agents are talking about through the hangover, but you're pretty sure they're guarding.

(Science: 2) Your Researcher, on the other hand, seems to have had a slight nervous breakdown.

Status:
1250$(correct me if I'm wrong)
Diplomatic Alcohol Agreement(every four turns, you must throw a party with lots of red cloth and alcohol with the natives' chief. In return, you have peace with the natives, plus trade agreements and meetings at times of your choice. Of course, if you fail to throw one of these parties, war ensues. Next instance of party time: Turn Fourteen.)

Personalle:
William Randolph Gills(absurdly hungover)
Representative With The Natives(healthy)
2 Agents(healthy, heavily armed)
1 Researcher(having a nervous breakdown(a small one))

Buildings:
Crummy Bunker
Apartment(in Texas)(renting, costs 750 per month, next payment required at turn 12.)

Items:
None

SCPs:
None

Information:
Natives Culture Info
SCP-1

((SaberToothTiger(for now))

Spoiler: R.An.Co.R (click to show/hide)

"I have made a terrible mistake." Then 10 Agents who did not arrive last week(for some reason) storm your bunker- and your office.
Four Agents are dispatched to gather in the SCPs. The remaining ten guard the amusement park and fulfill their amusement park jobs.

(3) The two Agents you sent to gather in SCP-3 report that... they've pinpointed its location. (+1 to next capturing roll)

(6) You notice something rather strange on the news. The main mobile applications stores seem to have gone down. A few hours later, they come back up, and you get a call. "Sir. We have successfully isolated SCP-4. Nobody but us can download it now."

(1) "Sir!" Your Amusement Park Supervisors report to you. "Have you finished the designing?" "Oh yes! We have designed a bumper cars attraction that allows anybody who wants to tangle with SCP-3 to do so!" "... too dangerous. Try again."

(4) The park is running swimmingly. Not perfect, but well enough. And the Grunts- they're not ruining everything! Now then, you have a diner to attend. Wait, what? "We have a diner?" "You didn't know? It's not very good yet, though..."
That's for sure- the food is rather strange.

(+2000$ from amusement park operation(hopefully having more attractions and whatnot will improve on that))
(Media potency: 1) The media, thus far, has not picked up on the existence of your amusement park.

Status:
2000$
(35000$ in debt to the Mafia, must be paid off by turn 48.)
(4000$ in debt to... you're not exactly sure.)
(must write a bi-yearly report about the state of the operation, send it to Egyptian government)

Personalle:
Rinush Vercuni(healthy, dressed in a bargain tuxedo, joyful, may have gone insane)
39 Amusement Park Grunts(actually Grunts)(healthy)
14 Amusement Park Personalle(actually Agents)(healthy)
3 Amusement Park Supervisors(actually Researchers)(healthy)

Buildings:
SCP(Surprise, Celebrate, Powerup) Amusement Park
-Ultimate Funhouse
  -Crummy Bunker(access by using secret passage from Ultimate Funhouse)
   +First Floor
    -(perfect containment chamber for SCP-1, does not contain SCP-1)
    -(an old-fashioned jail cell, containing Elfa S. Loewes)
    -(staircase downwards into unbuilt second floor, halfway built second floor)
    -(hostile entity containment room)
-SCP-1 Fountain
-SCP-Diner
-Various Other Amusement Park Stuffs and Billboards

Items:
A human book, made of bone and flesh.
A biography of Elfa S. Loewes.

SCPs:
SCP-1
SCP-2?
SCP-5

Information:
SCP-1
SCP-2(note your knowledge of an elderly woman named Elfa S. Loewes who likely causes SCP-2 to happen?)
SCP-3
(pinpointed location of SCP-3(+1 to next capture roll)
SCP-4
SCP-5
Design for hostile entity containment room(cost 4000$, widely usable)