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[Flying Dice]

You know, this is exceptionally well-timed considering the content of the last South Park to air.

Really?

Oh, yeah. In hindsight they've done a lot of foreshadowing of this hidden overplot for the season in which

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internet ads are becoming sentient and walking among ordinary people, opposed only by a secret cabal of newspapermen.

[SirQuiamus]

DONE

if you guys have jokes about arousing kitchen ads, oh hell yes I am joining this forum

Authentic Human Identification Received.

Greetings, fellow human.
Bay12 is an online messaging system for real humans like you and me.
Here we can discuss normal human things, such as meat, objects, and humans.
Publishing Authentic Human Introduction V. 0.0.11.15...

Name: SirQuiamus
Blood Type: <error> var "$BLOOD_TYPE" not found
Nationality: Class-B Human Tribe #37823
Number of Papercuts: 0000ffffff
Favorite Tree in Back Yard: <error> dictionary item "Tree" undefined

We can be a friend!

[penguinofhonor]

These threads always turn into meme threads.

[Dutrius]

Bay12: The only forum I know of where the rails were long gone before I joined last year.

Enjoy your stay.

[Dirst]

Note: We have some sentient spambots, an eldritch abomination, one vibrating gay Viking... yeah. We take all sorts.

Don't forget Footkerchief, the forum's sentient searchbox.

[Sirus]

Note: We have some sentient spambots, an eldritch abomination, one vibrating gay Viking... yeah. We take all sorts.

Don't forget Footkerchief, the forum's sentient searchbox.

Not to mention several penguins and a guy who can punch the sun in its face.

[Helgoland]

I was just gonna mention the goddess of trucks and prostitution, Barack Hussein Obama, but I see he already introduced himself.

[Arx]

These threads always turn into meme threads.

It was inevitable.

That is, it's basically a meme that these threads get turned into meme threads, so...

[Yoink]

It's memes all the way down

[That Wolf]

You eat some fucking fruit too.
You look sickly, dope smoking hippys

[SirQuiamus]

Yoink's avatar is not a photo, Wolf.

His hair is not really that white.

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh GEEZ.

Anywho.
Welcome to Bay12, remember to duck for the schools of flying skeletal carp.  And when in doubt, apply MAGMAAAAAA

[That Wolf]

Ohh I thought it was scurvy.
Yeah lets say hi to the bot, classic gag.
Im a bot, a highly advanced one and I have a response generator algorithim. I also misspell and terrible grammar to ease your mind, but of course you dont believe me cause I dont want you to.
Eat fruit, we at Dole do not use banned pesticides continue enjoying our quality fruits and bot opperators.
Also dont believe in chemtrails, or any science of anykind ever! bacteria isnt real! or I would have seen some! Eat raw chicken marrinated in pineapple you wont die I promise, cross my cpu and hope to corrupt

[TheBiggerFish]

Your pacification strategies aren't working, I'm getting angrier right now.  ;P

[Catmeat]

Hey im not a bot, i like blue cheese and my friend forced me to play fortress, see you on the upper boards