"This entire experience is rather miffing me. I think Wilde just earned a few more theoretical displaced vertebrae."
Meditation first then. Inflicting pain upon others after.
Since your thoughts tend to be rather uniformly violent, you spend a few relaxing minutes not thinking any, a feat that proves remarkably easy when there's a handy altar nearby willing to accept them free of charge. For safekeeping, naturally, as they are returned in roughly the same shape a few minutes afterward when you find yourself feeling decidedly better than before, if not noticeably physically improved, including on the front of having a crossbow bolt stuck in your throat.
Hm. Well, at least you feel a little better! And that's some kind of progress, you're willing to bet!
"Ah, I found our target! The winery over there! Say, are you feeling up for murder? Four guards and few soldiers stands in our way. The guy will be cooperative if we off few of them. I think they are torturing him."
Affix bayonets! Raise spears! Because tonight we don't dine in hell, but get comfortably drunk in winery! Let's get closer unseen and confirm that magic did not lie to me.
((Is my Induced Inebriation: Comfortably Drunk still a fact? I feel like I have tried few times to get rid of it.))
Murder is best avoided. But sometimes exceptions must be made. She will follow.
The path is almost exceedingly familiar, burning before you as if you had walked it before a hundred times. This is because you have done exactly that, naturally. Cutting though the vineyard with Lee, you encounter no real resistance. The place seems nearly abandoned except for the winery on one side of the yard, the squat stone building marked by a great stack of barrels reaching higher than the edge of the roof. One stoatman sits upon the stack, wearing the armor of a soldier as he gives the surrounding countryside a bored look. On the ground two other stoatmen dressed in the unimpressive clothing of a guard cover the main entrance.
You and Lee circle the vineyard, unobserved from your distance just as you predicted. There is another entrance, the back one - this one has two soldiers conversing by the door, and two guards beside them. They're about to have a discussion about whether there's really much need in them standing about while the sergeant tries to squeeze blood from a stone, so to speak.
"I suppose this is why I am here. Might as well get my money's worth, as it were?"
Let's end this. No idea how they're doing these effects any more.
[The End Is Nigh: 6 vs. 2]
In anticipation of your incoming slices one splits into pieces once more, flying toward you like gray rain, each droplet singing with lacerating energy. You do the sensible thing and drop to the ground as it flies past, and roll toward it to get back to your feet, aiming your blade outward in preparation for a stab. It is a stab that lands quite excellently, catching the stout fellow as his gray shape begins to reform, splitting a spot where you'd presume an internal organ to be.
You do not wait for one's reaction, pulling the sword out and unleashing a flurry of slashes. You start cutting and don't stop, chunks of gray flying as you make sure no bit is left to stand atop another, splitting the already tenuous links in place as you dig into one's flesh, all but tearing the figure to pieces, leaving the yard around you strewn with weeping pieces of gray, white smoke rising as each one twitches fast enough to produce infrasonic vibrations and not a small amount of heat.
Where once one stood, now there hangs only a knot of gray, an interminable length of extradimensional tapeworm revolving and dragging itself intently along a solid core of something completely unidentifiable by any senses you may possess. It pulses as you stare at it, unsure of what you're supposed to do now.
As if sensing your confusion, the core speaks. You are of a greater flesh than most. And of highly impressive skill, in that you have disposed of this material form extremely adequately, even if you had considerable help in the process. It is reasonable to suppose that you are likely to find yourself in the position to acquire much material. More than this form did, at the very least.
In order to keep to a certain margin of material gained, one would like to offer the exclusive option to be your sword, harvesting material when you permit and offering advice on the particulars of the known world when you ask. One would surmise this to be a highly profitable arrangement for both sides, given time and adventure.
Of course, if this is not of interest, ask one to leave and your will shall be done, and one shall surrender one's Words to you as an alternate offering of peace, and trouble you no more in the future.
Crap, I'm running out of options. And flesh, most likely.
I try to HUNGER again. I need voracious strength to defeat this opponent.
HUNGER
[Word: 6]
If your body will not return to your mind, the mind will have to go to it. And this is what occurs as you focus the essence of desperate starvation upon yourself, your consciousness propelled on a wave of animalistic impulse to the forefront of your body, where you scream with it and it screams with you, and the voice of the flesh and mind becomes synchronous once again. You rip with a thousand arms into the body of Mr. Wilde, raking flesh and bone out of it in boiling fistfuls. Your tentacles feel like fingers, and blades feel like fingernails.
Sinew and muscle come together under coordination, and you focus a giant arm into Mr. Wilde's unfocused bulk, pounding it into momentary submission as you bite down with all of the teeth that you remember, generous chunks of flesh coming loose with every bite and rending sweep. You bring down all four limbs simultaneously, your mass and force focused into them to beat your prey into submission. The ferocity of the assault sends the mass of rampaging substrate backward.
You concentrate in more ways than one as your fingers peel away layers and rip out nodules of hardened tissue, the smell of blood driving you wild as you clamber upon the mountain of flesh with amazing speed, digging deeper and deeper for the sweetness of brain and marrow, growing refined as you properly reemerge from the sea of chaos at the crest of the wave, having shown mastery of its impulse as you continue tearing at the surreal mass before you, your flesh falling in line behind you once again.
The howling is now unmistakably your own as the red mist begins to lift, sent into retreat by a bounty of flesh, your body no longer derailed from sense or reason, the feeling of your robe and possessions the final straw that breaks the wave. Mr. Wilde's blood pours out of your mouth as you rise up with yet another chunk torn free. This time you spit it out, human instinct returning to you and the taste of raw flesh suddenly becoming unappealing. Clarity sets in.
Here you stand atop a quivering horror thirty times your size, once more your old self. As Mr. Wilde's form undulates violently you nearly lose your footing, and his screaming threatens to burst your eardrums. You feel that standing here much longer is unlikely to be good for your continued health.
Very funny. I'm almost disappointed - you'd think even when going mad I'd think of something more plausible than that. I explained this to the blacksmith - what is the body but a collection of elements in a specific form, blindly obeying a series of signals from the brain? Completely incapable of thought or rebellion.
Nice try, but I'm not insane enough to believe that yet.
[Frames of Sanity: 2]
It's less that your body has a mind of its own, you figure, and more that you seem to be experiencing something between sleepwalking and sleep paralysis, with a dash of notable sensory deprivation. What little information comes your way is hazy and vague. You move, and yet you are functionally asleep. A curious thing. Should you wait for it to pass as you would wait out a witch sitting on your chest, if only because of a lack of any more effective options?
Something turns, violently. You feel yourself assaulted with incredible power and ferocity, the unmistakable feeling of unbound flesh backed up by a Word of immense power. Your mind shakes with force exerted upon the body, and for a moment things become stranger - or is it clearer? Are you perhaps on the verge of an awakening?
Leif Erikson, Miner
- A Word: INEVITABLE
- Wounds: 1
- Improvised Quarterstaff
- Body Count: 1
- All Broken Up: In A Winery By The Trail
- 4 large red berries
- Damp and moldy fuel
- The Queen's Guard: A Roaring Good Time
- Reappropriated, Clean Skirt
- Inscribed Wooden Stylus
- Iron Spearhead
- 1.03 gp
- Anglefork Castle: A Free Man
- The Box: ?
- Tower of the Mind: Convenient Relocation
- Induced Lucidity: A Concert For The Gods
- Elongated Affairs: Cheerio!
- Compatibility: Minding
- Tricks of the Mind: Cormick's Condescending Riddle
- Tricks of the Mind: Perceptual Rebuke
- Tricks of the Mind: Erikson's Inexplicable Grapefruit
- Tricks of the Mind: Speak With The Mob
- Tricks of the Mind: Headfirst Dive
- Tricks of the Mind: Lend Them Your Limbs
- Tricks of the Mind: Out of Sight, Out of Mind
- Party in the Courtyard: Celebration in Earnest
- Never In: Swallowed By The Pit
- Gods of the Underground: Did You Just What
- Labyrinths of Anglefork: Tunnel-Literate
- The Voracious Dark: Two Deals Made
- The Voracious Dark: The Promised Sixth
- Moth's Flight: The Second Try
- Troubles In Anglefork Town: More Lethal Than Anticipated
- The Secret Life of Stoats: Harnessing Potential
Eileen Minett, Vinyl Collector
- Wounds: 3
- Reclaimed Hooded Robe (worn, torn)
- Giant White Mushroom
- A Word: SEA
- A Word: HUNGER
- A Word: CHAOS
- A Weapon: Explosive Cysts
- Rat Pantheon: Disliked
- Origins: Witness to Dissolution
- Tower of the Mind: There's Something To Remember
- The New Queen: And Something To Forget
- The Queen's Guard: Bringer of Doom
- Touch of Flame: the Secrets of Flammability
- The Voracious Dark: Three Connections Given
- Stone's Glory: An Uncivil Disagreement
- Body Count: 1
- Never In: Change of Priority
- Labyrinths of Anglefork: Tunnel-Literate
- The Flip Side: Crippling Indecision
- The Impromptu Prophecy: ?
- Sweet Little Children: Fond Farewell
- The One They Fear: Largely Irrelevant
Jack Daniels, Karate Man
- Naked
- Wounds: 1
- Powers of the Beyond: Gardener of Thoughts
- Dusty Wooden Speaking-Trumpet
- Crossbow Bolt (in throat)
- A Word: REND
- A Word: SILENCE
- A Weapon: Murder-Thought
- Traces of Mischief: A Bisected Left Kidney
- Traces of Mischief: Ruined Left Hand
- Uncoupled: Strength
- Wooden Door (held)
- The Majordomo: ?
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: the Armor of God
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: A Master's In Chemistry
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: A Sliver of Perfection!
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: The Beauty of the Material
- Tower of the Mind: Endless Well of Mystery
- Induced Lucidity: A Garden Well-Tended
- Elongated Affairs: Enemy of the New State
- Doomstones: ?
- A Place In History: Vastly Unreliable
- Anglefork Castle: the Great Serpent
- The Obsolete Class: Suggested Victims
- 2 rats, crushed
- 1 rat, strangled
- 1 rat, live
- Touch of Flame: the Second Degree
- Travels In The Fourth Dimension: Sunday ± 2 Days
- The Impromptu Prophecy: There's A Mountain Higher Than We Knew
- The Voracious Dark: A Source Provided
- The Voracious Dark: More Specific Requests
- The Good Doctor: A Recommendation
- Labyrinths of Anglefork: Suspended Above
- Body Count: 3
Thomas Minstep, Insurance Agent
- Wounds: 2
- A Word: ABSENCE
- Sea-Sword
- Traces of Mischief: Nausea's Depths
- A Bowl, Black and Knobby
- Anglefork Castle: From Another Time, Another Land
- Gross Incandescence: Partly Illuminated
- Tight Leather Pants (worn, wet)
- Incredibly Tight Blue Dress (worn, mutilated, mildly provocative)
- Travels In The Fourth Dimension: Saturday, July 24th, 409 S.D.
- The Majordomo: Busy Morning
- The Good Doctor: House Call
- The Queen's Guard: Space Among The Ranks
- Make A Man Out Of You: a Test of Worth and Skill
- The New Queen: Strategic Meeting
- Tower of the Mind: Advice Given
- The Obsolete Class: Let Them Be
- Cruelty-Free Foods: Treats Survived
- The One They Fear: The Winner's Prize
- Body Count: 2
Oscar Wilde, Chemistry Teacher
- A Word: REVELATION
- Marvels of the Substrate: Infirmity Clarified
- Wounds: 3
- 1 rat, skinless and smoked
- 6 gp
- Poor Misshapen Dice
- Lock of Hair (unidentified)
- Iron nail, unused
- An Inauspicious Key
- Burlap Foot Wrappings (worn)
- Burlap Hand Wrappings (worn)
- Moth-Eaten Hat (worn)
- Respectable Brown Skirt (worn)
- Old Brown Waistcoat (worn)
- Bright Yellow Tunic (worn)
- Blue Shards of a Probable Bottle
- Blue Glass Shiv
- A Wealth of Burlap Ribbons
- An Obsolete Class: Trustworthy Individual
- The Flip Side: A Strange Day In The Making
- The Doom Guard: the Inquisition
- Tower of the Mind: An Interruption
- A Frightening Door: An Understanding
- The Voracious Dark: Backed Away
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: The Measure
- The One They Fear: Largely Irrelevant